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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:29 am 
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Me: Hi how are you?
Her: I'm good, how's it going with you!
Me: Not bad. I'm glad you're actually a real person
Her: Thanks? Likewise! I take it that has been an issue?
Me: Yea a lot of robots
What are you looking for on this site?
Her: Not a whole lot tbh. Haven't had too many convos lol. Mostly to meet people and see where it goes from there
Me: You can meet me!
Her: That might be fun lol, what do you like to do?
Me: Go out
Have fun. Same as everyone
Her: valid point lol



She's 20 years old and not hot, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have a wet pussy.

Now, of course, this is all in theory because I still have erectile dysfunction until I get my "bionic dick" surgery.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:34 pm 
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HockeyFan987987 wrote:
Me: Hi how are you?
Her: I'm good, how's it going with you!
Me: Not bad. I'm glad you're actually a real person
Her: Thanks? Likewise! I take it that has been an issue?
Me: Yea a lot of robots
What are you looking for on this site?
Her: Not a whole lot tbh. Haven't had too many convos lol. Mostly to meet people and see where it goes from there
Me: You can meet me!
Her: That might be fun lol, what do you like to do?
Me: Go out
Have fun. Same as everyone
Her: valid point lol
Me: We should grab a drink.



She's 20 years old and not hot, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have a wet pussy.

Now, of course, this is all in theory because I still have erectile dysfunction until I get my "bionic dick" surgery.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:32 pm 
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Yea that's easy enough.

But now this whole pesky ED thing.... Sucks.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:45 pm 
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HockeyFan987987 wrote:

But now this whole pesky ED thing.... Sucks.


Yeah I suspect her sucking on it would indeed help.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 6:26 pm 
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But that comes after the drinks. I need to work on how to transition from that.

In fact, probably just talking about the fact that I just got a penile implant would be enough to bring up sexual conversation.

Then, it's about escalating.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:11 pm 
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