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PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:43 pm 
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(After not texting for a while)

PUA: Hey! I feel like you were sold for sex trafficking and are no longer by your phone. Text me back once Liam Neeson comes and rescues you!

HB's Response: hahaha oh Ryan, how have you been?

Conversation picked up from there :)


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:29 am 
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swoldierboy wrote:
(After not texting for a while)

PUA: Hey! I feel like you were sold for sex trafficking and are no longer by your phone. Text me back once Liam Neeson comes and rescues you!

HB's Response: hahaha oh Ryan, how have you been?

Conversation picked up from there :)


Interesting! I've been wondering about this for a couple weeks now as I started a weekend night job a couple weeks back and it has really cut into my social life so haven't seen or talked to many of the women I have already build rapport/comfort with in awhile. Any other suggestions for getting back on that wagon would be helpful as text game is not particularly a strong suit of mine.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 8:50 pm 
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Got this from my friend who's a natural and been using it ever since. Only works the first time you text her or if shes unfamiliar with the number.

Me: Hey
Her: Hey whos this?
Me: Prince Charming

Basically just continue bsing saying how your going to sweep her off her feet or how shes going to be your princess. Try to see how far you can go with it before you reveal yourself.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:09 pm 
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Jay_Kay1234 wrote:
Hey guys,

having a little trouble with this chick, anyone have any suggestions. Cute girl but no fun, basically going to tell her to jog on in a minute:

Me: Hey, fancy joining me on TV tomorrow?
HB: What?
Me: I'm going to be on the news
HB: Why would you ask someone you don't know a question like that? Lol.
Me: I'm going to rob and bank and need an accomplice, you down?
HB: You've got a screw loose mate!
Me: Your so boring, after reading your profile I thought you were fun, open, don't take things so
seriously and like to have a bit of banter. Oh wait wrong profile.
HB: I'm not boring thanks. You're just a weirdo!

Thinking of sending:

Me: That's cute little sis, but I'm not the one hiding in the tree outside my house, p.s the police are on there way.

Or

Me: Ok, convince me, what are the two things that makes you awesome?


That was a boss opener you shouldve just replied id rather be weirdo than a boring, plain girl


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:37 pm 
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Mr (your last name) will see you now

If you haven't already guessed, this is a Fifty Shades of Grey reference and every girl will recognise it. The strong sexual undertones are a bonus too


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2015 12:39 pm 
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Astro wrote:
Heres one more

PUA: STOP!!!!
HB: Stop what?
PUA: Thinking about me so much.

*Not sure where i saw it but i like it!


Field tested:
Successful, her response was:
Whyyyyy? ;)


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:19 am 
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what to say if a girl says says;

no i dont have a "girlfriend"


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:09 pm 
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This is one I like, but it is just for fun:

PUA: Hey, do you wanna come over to have sex and eat pizza?

Case 1:
Her: Yes. (well, she is most likely into you)

Case 2:
Her: No
PUA: Why? Don't you like pizza?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:26 am 
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Very interesting post. Kudos to OP.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 5:37 pm 
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freshnesschronic wrote:
i met this girl last week and got her # and used
hey, STOP
stop what?
thinking about me so much
as my first text to her, and now we text all the time, i'll relay my last text conversation

her: [randomly] what's good?
me: making hamburgers on my foreman grill, i'm an excellent cook
her: yuck! beef!
me: but i'm delicious and sweet. will you try me?
her: haha we'll see about that
[10 minutes later]
her: actually i WILL try you next time lol
me: obviously
her: you gonna wish you didn't say that =>
me: you don't dig confident guys?
her: lol i do. you'll see. I'll taste you fa sho

see what i did? i didn't even respond and ended the text conversation after she said "we'll see" and then SHE gets anxious and ends up falling for my bait
Cha CHING


Man shit like that just makes life seem beautiful, fair play

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:21 am 
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I dont understand how so many people like the alien one, the luring girls one or the zoo one, they seem so fucking childish....we're not 15 anymore..


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 9:01 pm 
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Here is a great pick up line for you guys

"You are a nice girl. So what are you doing in my dirty mind?"


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:57 pm 
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Here is one more funny pick up line

"I like to call myself as the Titanic…Because I’ll go down on you…"


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