approach 1
went to the beach last night. hot girl. she was about 5'3" and for sure an 8, definitely a 9 if she was a little taller. let me first say I was really nervous and the questions I asked seemed forced. It seemed I was asking them just for the sake of asking and I didn't care about the answer. I hate when that happens.
I said "excuse me, you're very beautiful"
she said "thank you"
I said "what's your name"
she said her name. I dont even remember her name, I was so nervous.
I said my name and shook her hand.
I said "what are you doing here?"
she said "just looking for my friends"
I said where are you from?"
she said "Michigan"
I said "what part of Michigan?"
she said "Lansing, the capital"
at this point I am thinking "WTF, states have capitals?"
then I ran out of things to say. she stood there looking at me, me looking at her. then I said "this is so awkward"
she said "a little"
I said "when I am nervous, I run out of things to say"
she said "it's ok. I gotta go find my friends"
I said "bye" and extended my hand to shake hers but she didn't shake. she left. I could see the discomfort in her
approach 2
went to two girls and said to one of them "excuse me, happy father's day"
she said "thank you, happy father's day to you too"
I said "I am not a father"
she said "I am not a father either"
then I left. then I looked back and I noticed a third girl had joined them and looking at me. apparently, the first girl told her the story and the new girl was looking to see who had said such a weird thing.
I walked back to the new girl and said "excuse me, my friend thinks you like me"
she said "who is your friend?"
I pointed at some random guy. she started pointing at a bunch of random guys and saying "is that your friend?" in sarcasm.
then she held my shoulder, like the picture below, the way the guy in the white is holding the guy in the gray:
http://i.imgur.com/7ZIZPQx.jpg
she said "who dared you to do this?"
I said "nobody"
she said "good for you for getting out of your comfort zone"
I said "what?"
she said "you're nervous but you came talked to me, that's good"
I said "how do you know I am nervous?"
she said "you're shaking"
WTF I shake???
I said "are you a stripper?"
she said "no, I know I am dressed like a stripper but I am not"
I said "no, it's just that you're so aggressive. usually women are shy."
I dont remember the whole conversation because it was so random, it wasn't as ordered as my usual conversations.
at some point, she said "the less fucks you give, the happier you will be"
the conversation was a lot longer, she said she knew some words in my native language and pronounced and translated them.
yes, I did go for the number but she said she has a boyfriend.
now you might be thinking based on her behavior she was drunk. but she wasn't
this is the kind of girl I need in my life. if I had someone like that for like a month, she would get my ass in order.
I wish I had asked her what she does for a living. I am really curious. what do you guys think? what would someone like that do?