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I just had the most rotten fart, a combination of eggs, 6-shot of espresso, and fat burner containing black pepper.
It frankly smells like a ruptured septic tank in my room SPAM. Honestly, I wish your mouth was on the other end of my ass as I'd gleefully take pleasure in watching you gag as you try to insist on how "ungentlemanly" I am being though I can't hear you as your words are muffled by having a mouth full of rancid fart.
Your mom and dad raised a low class idiot. You win. I don't have enough of a crude low-class vocabulary, nor the imagination, to make a comeback.
Congrats. You take the prize for low-class.