Hello fellow artists, I have a following report in which I would like some help unveiling. I would like you to look over these and let me know where I went wrong and how to improve.
Background info:
From small town now in a city
Body type: Swole nigga you already know
Total lay closes: 2 (kinda)
1st report:
I needed a pre-workout so I went to get a coffee at Starbucks because I knew it was a target rich environment. As soon as I opened the door, I spotted a two set, one standing and one sitting at a table. They noticed me because I was peacocking. I went to the line and then approached them as naturally as I could. I asked them if they already got their coffee, and they responded positively. I mentioned that the line was long and as they had their attention on me I leaned on a chair, which were pretty tall. They were dressed sporty, so I asked if the obstacle if they were going to work out, and the obstacle told me she doesn't but my target did. conversation carried on about how they were going to ride ATVs and how i was going to the gym. I asked my target for her phone and she said she didn't have it on her, but her friend had hers. I txted my phone off of hers because mine was dead, they didn't know that by the way. We then parted ways. 20 mins later I started txting the girl and this is were I struggle. The following dialogue is the texts:
Obstacle (Me from her phone): Hey sexy
Me: Ayye wassup
Obstacle: you don't even know our names
Me: haha i know, i was about to ask
Obstacle: haha my name is ***penis*** and the other is ***vagina***
me: haha im ***OGKILL*** got in your contacts
Obstacle: Yea i see, it just sad how u went to *another rival school in the same city*
Me:
nah *school taunt* you guys aren't warriors(their school mascot)
Obstacle: we are really are lol at least we don't claim to be hot when we're not aka *our school*
Me: we hot af
Obstacle: Negative
Obstacle: (699)-696-6969
Me: Hiv Negative
Obstacle: that's *the target's* number
Me: *Calls*
Obstacle: she cant awnser because shes driving
Me: tell her hi for me
Obstacle: she said hey
Me: aight your distracting me from my workout
*No response*
Meanwhile,the next day I text the target
Me:What's Up *bitch* lol
no response
Me(next day): *Calls*... bitch's got me blocked
Me: Lol you blocked me... wtf
This happened and I was now angry. I decided to talk to the obstacle next.
Me: *Calls*
Me: yo, eh... what did i do to piss you guys off
Her: hey i saw you called and I was in the shower and nothing i din't txt u back bc u told me i was distracting u
me: no i was playing lol, i tried texting *bitch* and she didn't awnser either
her: idk whats up with *bitch*
me: meh maybe phone died. how were the atvs
me: I have to go back into work
Her: it was fun but ewww where do you work
me: *pimping hoes*
her: yum
Next day
Me: *her* are you up
Her: yeah
me: lol i got done eating goodass food from *Pimping Hoes*
Her: yum
Me: u always up this late?
Her: sometimes
Her: what about you
Me: i go to bed early so i can get shit done
Her: i sleep in all the time
me: might as well since you're not in school rn
Me: what grade of college are you in
Her: Junior
Me: cooool, tell me you are 19
Her: nope 18
Me: aah right when's your bday
Her: july
Me: oh nice is it the 1st?
Her: yeah how did u know that...
Me: im cool af
Her: no seriously
Me: nah im kidding my birthday is on that day
Her: are you serious that's badass
Me: that is why I asked
Her: aah ok
Me: you thought I was a creep didn't you
Her: i though you were lol
Me: ahaha
Her: wyd
Me: i got out of work and got my pay, so enjoying that
Her: that's good
Me: I can't wait till tommorrow
Her:* doesn't txt back*
Me: im not trying to go to bed yet lol don't dissapear now
Her: what is tmrw
ME:monday, its when i do my faviorote workout
Her: why
Me: becasue it just is. i workout chest and triceps
her: nice
Me: wyd tmmrw
Her: hanging with friends U?
Her: im going to bed
Me: aight cya
Me(Next day): hey have you checked out the starbucks at the mall
no response... wtf fuck this goddamn bitches yall...
So I didn't tell her my age, but I am older than her by a good amount. It was noticable. Now Help me here fellow artist in knowing why she didn't text back
Sincerely,
OgKill