i have found on first dates and the ones to follow that funny or old sayings used at the right time are wicked flirty. they have never failed me usually with in hour they start to repeat them to trying to be clever and sassy
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here are a few i can think off the top of my head

"any slower and you would going backwards"

"your funny, but looks aren't everything"

if she tells you she has to get up and pee after drink a few beers with you i find this one to be funny

" A courtesy flush is a must"

i am a big fan of trailer park boys and i find saying rickyisms are gold as well especially if they watch the show.

worst case ontario

supply and command

its water under the fridge

it doesn't take rocket appliances to know that




i have fun with them and it works well if you guys have any and odd old sayings share away

One that I've been using lately that has always gotten me laughs is "I don't care what they say about you (insert name), you're not as bad as they say you are."

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work hard, play harder!

Ah, who hasn't heard that? This one's interesting. It's to imply preparing herself for sex later? right?