I met her through a Tinder match. This is our conversation thus far:
Me: Hi. I'm working and watching movies all week, but you can come over on the weekend and do my laundry
Her: Why the fuck would I do your laundry haha
Me: Why not? *flashes my pearly whites*
Her: Fuck no. Honestly guys do my laundry. I have not done my laundry in 1.5 years so you're SOL.
Me: Really, how'd you pull that off?
Her: I had a steady boyfriend for the past 4 years so I never did my laundry haha
Me: haha, did he cook for you too?
Her: Oh God YA, I can't cook for shit
Any ideas, guys?