What? Why the fuck is that important to pick up?
One of the most powerful ways to gain admireation from women, is to make them 'Laugh Out Loud'
Is is also a key to holding a conversation, and telling a story.
And if you screw them up.....so fucking what, Its not about the joke, its about the delivery, don't just memorize a joke, adapt to your own style or learn from someone else's, that comes close to your own persona.
Your best bet? Watch comedy , seriously. I couldn't tell a joke to save my ass back in my early teens. I gave up, watched this stuff, pay'd attention to those that did, and it eventually just flow'd out of me. So relax and take in all the comedy you can, not this place thou, bad forum, but I will add a couple so you can practice.
Good sources are,TV, books, the mighty interweb (youtube that shit!) and other people!
I prefer dirty jokes and stories, I spin them as though these are real events, that are happening as we speak, or have (plausibly) happened in the past, drawing them in til the very end.
Sexist jokes may feel unappealing in your mind, but if they are delivered in good raunchy humor....they are perfect conversation starters.
e.g.
"As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Short and simple, worth a good slug on the arm!
e.g.
"My uncle and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
Raunchy jokes are fine attention getters, especially in story form.
e.g.
"I have this biker friend, he lives in a nicer neighborhood, due to a lot of his elicit business ventures. you know what I mean, 3 bed 2 bath white Pickett fence...all the trimmings of a suburban upscale life.
One day his woman is out of town, His teenage daughter, nowhere else to turn has to face this big burly hulk of a father, for permission to use the car.
She crawls sheepishly up to him...
"Daddy...can I please use the car?
He replies. "Nothing in life is free darling...EVERYTHING has a price!
Daughter-"Daddy I'll do anything!"
Biker-"Anything? well good all you have to do is give me a blowjob."
Daughter teary eyed and shocked- "NO DADDY THAT IS SO Gross!!!"
Biker-"Well that's your Challenge, how badly do you want to use the car?"
She storms off full of tears.
Later on......
"Daddy you don't understand, all my friends are at the mall waiting"
Biker-"You know how it is, you must face your challenge!"
After several more failed attempts, our young strumpet considers her task...
"Okay daddy, but this is awful... boo hoo hooo."
Our burly biker undoes his belt and fly, she kneels in front of him....
"OH MY FUCKING GOD DADDY YOU JUNK SMELLS LIKE SHIT!!!
His reply- "Oh fuck that's right, I let your brother use the car earlier....
Tips;
1. Relax If you feel awkward, so will the other person
2. Vary your voice Monotone speech makes the joke boring
3. Signal the punchline A little pause adds to the suspense
4. If they don't laugh, give up Desperation isn't funny
5. Believe in the joke you are telling If you think it's funny, they are more likely to agree
Please feel free to add. _________________ They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
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