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PostPosted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:48 am 
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Sometimes a well said joke can be a good opener.

Anyone have any links to some sites with a variety of jokes that could be used as openers?

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? a ffffssssshhhh!


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This is my favourite joke in the world. and everytime i tell a girl this joke she laughs but then says its rubbish, so then i bring out all my cheesy jokes (i love stupid humor), which always gets her laughing, but although she's laughing at me, she still seems to enjoy herself and doesnt go.

So here it is

Two owls are playing pool, and one of them pots the white ball, so he says
"*sigh* two hits"
the other one says
"two hits??? twohitstowho (Twitstwoo)"

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Q:What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman on PMT?
A:You can at least talk to a terrorist.
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LOL @ the fssshhhh joke.

Q: Why was the blonde's belly button sore?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blonde...

This would be a good thread for short one-liner jokes. Post anything good you got here!

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3 gay guys wanna sit on a stool, how do they solve their problem?


Turn the stool upside down!


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3 gay guys wanna sit on a stool, how do they solve their problem?


Turn the stool upside down!
LOL

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5 minutes of pleasure
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what kinda bee produces milk?



a boobie!


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The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick ****... How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humour my plumber has.

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a ****."

I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!

I was checking into a hotel the other week. At the counter, a guy in front of me said curtly to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel is disabled."
Unbelievable what some people are into.


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The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.
One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick ****... How about yourself?"
The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
funniest thing ive read in a long time :lol:


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OMG THE TAP ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS THE MOST AMAZING THING!!!!!
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What's brown and rhyme's with snoop?

Dr. Dre

That one could get you in trouble though :o

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What's brown and rhyme's with snoop?

Dr. Dre
LOL!!!

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What did a mother tell Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my sun.


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Laughter is the best therapy. That's why we are updating best jokes everyday. Actually many people searching for jokes. But they didn't get the exact result. So, we are providing you the best updated jokes. For a hug collection of joke just click on Best Gujarati Jokes


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