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Postby or89921 » Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:12 pm

My girlfriend keeps bugging me about anal sex... she says shes really wanting to try it. i think if a girl wants to try anal then i might as well go for it because most girls are not down to even try...how should i approach this? i feel like i havnt had enough of the pussy to continue on... but i guess ill go for it before she changed her mind type thing... how should i prepare? also she keeps asking me how she should clean herself the best and i dont really know how to respond to that? im sure she wants to be super clean so nothing *weird* happens... anyone have any experience in this area which will like to aid me? also how would i do this? just insert into ass just like i would in the vaginal area? or i need to prepare someway? im deff using condoms for this.. any other tips? fuck i feel like im going to the moon rofl
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Postby Mack 2.0 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:40 am

dude.

a pua site for advice on your horny girlfriend keeping her pooper clean?

lol.

anyway, just google it and read.

btw, i've pounded my fair share of chickies up the poopah chutah.

and something weird ALWAYS happens (ie- crappy cock to an extent)

wrap it if you want, definitely piss afterwards or you might get a urethra infection if you don't wrap it.

fingerblast her ass first, enter very very slowly, go in deep, let her linger on it for awhile, lol, then slowly go faster and faster until you are splitting her in two and she is having orgasms every thirty seconds.

good luck!

ps - lots of lube

pss - your girlfriend is cool as fuck!
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Postby ajmn86 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:12 am

lol mack i was lmao reading your reply..good shit
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Postby Bman91 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:02 am

Agree with Mack. Give it a try, slow and lots of lube.

It's only come out brown once for me haha
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Postby or89921 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:13 pm

my g/f is a weird one shes hella shy when it comes to anything oral or with fingers.. like just as of recently she let me finger her even though i been fucking her for months now... and in terms of eating her out and stuff she still doesnt let me.. but sex? non stop... hella weird its like a guys dream you come to fuck and thats it.. if i find poop on my stick what do i do? like whats something funny i can say that can make her relax etc?
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Postby Mack 2.0 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:23 pm

dude, first rule of anal sex

have wipes right there, cuz you are going to need to give her a tushy a complimentary wipe immediately upon pulling out, unless you want brown streaks on your sheets and a day of extra laundry.

immediately upon completely complimentary GF tushy wipe, move immediately to a bathroom, and commence cleaning. if you wash your dick in the sink (which i do, cuz i'm very tall), be a gentleman and wash the sink out when your done
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Postby Mack 2.0 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:24 pm

also let her know that although open communication is good, that you would prefer not to hear jokes about how her farts both feel and smell over the next 48 hours in addition to not wanting any information on her next bowel movement.

trust me.

my ex was a nasty pig and she would share all those details.
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Postby SiNfUl » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:54 pm

1. There are many ways for your girl to prepare herself for anal sex, as far as cleanieness is concerned. Look up some information online and go with whatever makes her the most comfortable.

2. Next, I don't know if you are of legal age to drink, but a little liquor will help her (and you) relax.

3. Don't PLAN IT. If you do, she wont' be able to relax and it will hurt like hell. It helps if it's spontaneous.

4. The best thing to do is tease that area with the tip of your finger during sex, when she is ready, she will try and take all of it. Stimulating both 'areas' will drive her up the wall and her orgasm will be mind blowing. If the tip of your finger is all she needs to orgasm, great...your headed in the right direction.

The next time you are having sex, tease her again with the tip of your finger, she may want more this time, maybe the whole finger. Next thing you know, you may be using a 2nd finger. Eventually, she won't want your finger anymore, it won't be enough, she will want you to slip it in. The best position is with her on top. Have lube near by, you don't want it to be uncomfortable.

A good alternative to a finger is a small but plug, using the same technique mentioned above. They actually have one for 'beginners'. They are very inexpensive.

5. Once you are done, you should both clean-up, RIGHT AWAY.
Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions. - Robert Greene
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