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 Post subject: Plenty of Fish Slut!!!
PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:19 am 
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Plenty of fish slut

This girl according to her pictures is blonde, blue eyes, banging, and racked, a BONAFIDE 10!!!

Me:
Are you one of those girls who takes forever to put herself together, or does it just look that way?

Her:
I'm natural

Me:
So, let's say you are gonna take me out for suschi. I show up to pick you up and you just got home from the gym or wherever. Do you
A) Take 15 mins, you are cute and im not embarrassed to be in public with you
B) Take half an hour, you look deadly and I cant keep my eyes off you
C) Take 2 hours and I die from starvation

Her:
B

Me:
Alrighty then, since we are truth telling. What is your most embarrassing moment?

Me:
Oh, and one more thing... What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Her:
Caught having sex in a club bathroom

Me:
I got caught having sex in a club bathroom also but, the owner recognized me because my band played a show with him a few years back. He bought me a beer and we chilled out for the night. (True story, modified this piece in order to block out names)
My most embarrassing moment was when my Ex's Dad walked in on us doing some Freaky Sexual stuff.
Let's try something pick A,B, or C
A) Hot baths (B) Hot showers
A) Strawberies (B) Chocolate (C) Whip cream
A) Nibbles on the ear (B) Bites on the neck
For 5 points...GO!!!

Her:
Hot showers. Chocolate. Bites on the neck

Me:
WOW!!! Holy shit, that is seriously the answer for each one. Good job. 5 points awarded.
If a magician came along and you could be anything in the world with no chance of failure what would it be??? Dont say Princess ;)

Her:
Porn star

Me:
Really...I call your bluff. Do you think you could survive a zombie apocalypse?

Her:
Yes

Me:
The answer to my joke, what did the one ocean say to the other ocean is....
Nothing they just waved.
Sea what I mean?
Im shore you do
OK!
Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell, Sean connery
you gotta fuck one, fight one, marry one
GO!!!!

Her:
I'll fuck Farrell. Marry Connery. Fight Jackson

Me:
What would be your theme song as you walked to the ring to Fight Jackson?
What song would you fuck Farrell to?
What song would be your first dance with Connery?

Her:
Rocky theme. Sexual healing. Unchained melody

Her:
Love this game

Me:
LMAO!! You are fun. for that reason I will give you my name and the first 3 digits of my number.
Name-Derail
Number-### (edited my number out)
Lets do girls now.
You gotta Fuck, Marry, and kill 3 celebrity girls of your choosing and why
GO!!!!

Her:
I will fuck Selena Gomez. Young pussy. Marry Jennifer Anniston. She is cool. Kill Paris Hilton. Hate her.

Me:
Awe. Poor Paris, I think she is just misunderstood haha. Selena Gomez...I don't know, do you think you could handle her, she may be too much of a handle for you.
What is the craziest thing you have ever done??? For 3 points

Her:
I can handle her. I had an orgy a few months ago. 4 girls. 3 guys

Me:
Respect... 2 points awarded. What makes you think you could survive a zombie apacolypse by the way?
And just out of curiousity...If you were born a boy. What would your parents have named you?

Her:
Chris. If I was born a boy. I'm strong. I can survive.

Me:
So...should I just call you Chris then? I reviewed your profile and it looks like we are about 85 percent compatible. Im not sure you could handle the other 15 percent.
What are 3 things apart from your looks (beauty is very common, I lived in Hollywood and my last girlfriend is an exotic dancer) that make you interesting?

Her:
No Kristen. I am a great beer drinker. I love sucking cock. And I don't wear panties. Ever

Me:
Well, Kristen, what is your favourite beer? I love eating pussy and I have studied the female Vagina and took a course that cost me 3000 dollars that taught me how to make women squirt and have crawling up the wall orgasms. I NEVER wear underwear either. So know that we have a few things in common I guess I will give you 3 more digits to my phone number
###-### (edited my number out)
things I look for in a woman are a good personality, a good out-look on life, and a good energy? So far so good.
If you were gonna cook me dinner, what would you cook?

Her:
Stella. On tap. I would cook u lasagna. While u eat my pussy

Me:
Stella on tap? Im actually surprised you say that, I pictured you as more of a bud light girl. :) You wouldnt be able to cook while I ate your pussy, you'd forget all about it and be crawling up the wall.
I have 8 brothers and 1 sister. We all have a high sex drive. My sister called me on her 16 birthday and told me she was with a boy and went to second base. Ive been trying to figure this out...What the fuck is second base??
Also, why should I give you my number? And would it be a waste?
What is your middle name and what business do you own?

Her:
Second base is touching tits. I want u to eat me out. No middle name. Maybe we hook up

Me:
Maybe... It depends on how good of a kisser you are.
###-###-#### (gave her my number but edited it out)
Text me your name or call me.
Where is the craziest place you have had sex? And what is your favourite movie?

Her:
Happy gilmore. Had sex in the back of a movie theatre

Me:
My favourite movie is RocknRolla. I once had sex in a tree in the middle of a thunder storm.
You never told me what kind of business owner you are? Where is your favourite spot on your body to be kissed? And touched? Besides your pussy?
If I were to guess I would say kiss is the neck and touch is tits or small of back.
Are you any good at massages?
I dont see you texting me ;)

Her:
I own a dance studio. My breasts for sure. I love giving massages. I'll finish u off with a great blowjob. Not texting u yet

Me:
I like giving massages better because I would rather get you off than get me off. It takes talent to get me off. :) Seriously. Ever had a head or hand massage? fucking amazing. I dated a massage therapist for awhile.
You know what I wanna do with you? I want to bring you to my house, and, I have a honey I shrunk the machine, I will shrink us down into Barbie and Ken sized dolls and we can explore my aquarium and have all kinds of magical adventures. After that, if I were to cook you dinner, what would you want me to cook for you? Im a deadly awesome cook
What kind of dance to you teach?

Her:
I teach mostly salsa. I want to fuck u

Me:
Well maybe you can teach me some salsa moves. What would I cook for you?
That is nice that you want to fuck me. Im flattered. You got my number, use it and we will see what kind of adventures we can get ourselves into.
Let's say 2 years have gone bye and we have had all kinds of crazy experiences. where would you want to go for a dream getaway with just the 2 of us?

Her:
You cook me Italian. I want to go to Fiji.

Me:
You should call me so that way we dont have to type anymore. Have you ever been camping? Do you like the outdoors at all?
If I were gonna pick out lingerie for you.
A) Thong (B) Booty shorts
A) Lace (B) Mesh (C) Leather
A) Fish nets (B) Stockings
GO!!!

Her:
No call yet. No camping. Thong. Lace. Stockings. Mmmm

Me:
How about this? This sounds pretty hot. How about when we meet up. No kiss, no touch, our first touch is my dick in your pussy?

Her:
Lol. I'll do it. Sure

Me:
Ok. I dont wanna touch you at all. Just my dick inside you, then we can go from there. :)
Favourite alcohol drink that is not beer. And favourite sexual position?

Her:
Vodka seven. That's so hot. Doggy. I also hate condoms

Me:
Vodka seven...nice I will show you the coolest magic trick that involves a vodka 7 drink. You have a last name Kristen?
And hey, if you were a stalker. Would you be good at it?

Her:
I don't give my last name. I be a great stalker

Me:
What would be your chosen super power? Would you use it for good or for evil?
And, do you like to be in control or controlled?

--And then she logged off. Thoughts, and suggestions about this would be greatly appreciated. I want to hear all opinions

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:01 pm 
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dude im sorry but she is totally fake....


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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:39 pm 
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Stack routing much don't you? DO NOT do that. It appears as you're trying TOO HARD . Pick one or two and rather jumping question to question, make deep connection with each. For example, when she picks chocolate, whipped cream or strawberries, ask her why, tease her, push the conversation to be more personal. If you just throw a bunch of questions at her, the connection you make will be rather superficial. There will not be enough attraction or trust, that's why she flaked at the end.

"A magician never reveals all his trick at once." Save them for later occasions. That way you save time and energy. And typical I would close with 4-5 replies.

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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:47 pm 
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cool1574 wrote:
dude im sorry but she is totally fake....


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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:55 pm 
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TL;DR

Seriously bro, its online you need to be in and out. All this does not result in lays


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too clever for your own good there.


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