my man boobs

kidkurious · Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:25 pm Post subject: my man boobs

i lift weights, so i have a nice physique and nice pecs.

a girl i met recently keep touching my pecs and calling them boobs. She pokes them a lot and she asks me if she can grab them.

How can i go cocky/funny, etc with this?

Having a huge physique gives me a kind of social proof as girls tend to associate bodybuilder physiques with good traits.

I was planning on doing this...

the next time she toches my pecs, i can go "if you touch me like that again, you're gonna have to take me out to dinner and a movie".

what would you do?

Diaz · Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:32 pm Post subject:

Don't remember who of the mpuas said it, but "Hands of the merchandise" Razz

or jump to the switched-roles routine where you tell her how sick you are of women treating men just as sex objects. Always gets some good laughs out of a girl!

Jaster · Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:11 pm Post subject:

That or "I guess that means I can do the same thing then!" (touching her in a similair manner).

I am frequently in the same scenario with girls touching my body (I spend waaay to much time in the gym) and I engineer it so that we end up touching each other with me making jokey comparisons about aour bodies. Basically it's intense kino escalation that she starts for me!

Chino Kapone · Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:37 pm Post subject:

HB: Can I touch your man boobs?
PUA: $5 girlie, this aint no free ride!

HB: Can I touch your man boobs?
PUA: Sure, you can touch them. But you can't use your hands. Twisted Evil

(I just came up with that one) Smile

HB: Can I touch your man boobs?
PUA: Whoa, if your going to treat me like a piece of meat at least say something spicy in my ear....

I dunno, i got nothin just crzay ideas.

delta4ce · Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:52 am Post subject:

if you want to neg her....

"what? you don't have enough of your own?"

wtfpwnage · Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:56 am Post subject:

"...sure, if you let me touch yours!"
LOL, i think you might get an awkward situation after that though

x3dxFox · Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:58 am Post subject:

Whoopie · Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:08 am Post subject:

I like delta response. You could give her a quick neg. Then I would.

"Aww let me comfort you with my man boobs" place her head/face on your chest and run your hands through her hair.

That is all cocky and funny is.

I do like the don't use your hands comment too.

Jaster · Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:23 pm Post subject:

Dempsey · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:19 am Post subject:

Shes touches ur boobs, touch hers back.
Spin sum bullshit about how ghandi says we should reciprocate our affections with actions.

Castnett · Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:44 am Post subject:

Hahaha...I love this thread. This is gonna motivate me to start lifting more and get massive pecs.

Snatchmoe · Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 2:27 am Post subject:

i find that girls love that area, big pecs give a fuller more muscular look as you said.. this girl I'm seein now loves to touch and lye in the area in between mine. might get a little annoying but whatever.. I would just say something to the effect of- "that's not fair" and then touch hers. but that could be tricky too... you usually can't flip them up cause hat makes them feel insecure and their bubble goes up. I suppose just poke one or brush one, basically I'd do what ever she did to you.

Simpua · Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:00 pm Post subject:

I think your response greatly depends on how far along you are in gaming her. If you're still in the Attraction phases I would turn the tables with:

"I hate it when women treat me like a piece of meat."

If you are into comfort building with her I would poke her boobs back and say something like, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

And of course if you are already into the seduction phase with her... well then I would take her someplace more private. Wink

Jacks · Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 12:28 pm Post subject:

ive never had the whole can i grab ur titties thing. i work out but am lean. i have defined bod but u can tell i have a bod with some of the things i wear out. when a chick touches my chest and says wow your pretty strong i grab her arm and tell her to flex, with a wink i go maybe i should give you a workout on the dancefloor. and then on its goes... i guess it helps to have a df in the place ur at

leftytheking · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:42 pm Post subject:

I've got a larger chest as well. My line-of-choice is a C&F, "Mine are bigger than yours..." as I arch my back. As long as the girl isn't flat-chested (aka, extremely self-conscious), she will immediately begin to qualify herself and compare your size with hers. I've used that line sucessfully dozens of times.

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