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I literally had to register just to reply on this...No flaming intended what soever...I also am happy to call Japan home after living here for 15 years...I find no fault in your posts as well we both now how easy it is to get laid over here...I have to call BS though when I read it and please allow me to clarify...As I have matured (turning 42 15th of this month) I have concluded that I can no longer have unprotected sex what so ever...I have had a near perfect record of zero contracted STD's and only one case of the crabs which is based on just being well informed and observant and with alot of plain blind luck I guess...What I am honest about are the 7 abortions over said time period...I wont go into specifics just on principle but allow be to share my simple observation and conclusion on this...I have a condition which allows for my testicles to go back up into my body...I always assumed that this was a major factor in my results and now no longer believe this to be the case...5 of the cases happened after the 200 plus mark while the first 2 occurred in relationships before this...I mention this just for others to be aware of my conclusion...I will first offer the following on what you state as having a low sperm count and counter it as BS not to be flaming ya bro much just to help you I hope...here is my simple theory that your partners didnt orgasm...What I base this on is the following...I was in a relationship with a sex friend who at one point had a IUD and due to health reasons had it removed....we already had our routines of orgasmic behaviors simply meaning I knew what brought her around...previously even when it wasnt a concern she enjoyed the feeling of me cumming inside her mutually or pulling out and creaming her vaginal area while she was in the throes of passion...after her IUD removal I was wearing a condom which at first made her self aware and brought up the conversation...Previously I normally wear a rubber until enough trust has been built up or what I call fluid bonding occurs in that she is exclusive to me or requires her other partners to be protected etc...so she felt uneasy with why I was wearing the rubber and asked for confirmation feeling the relationship was degrading...To cut it short told her no just for protection of unwanted pregnancy...So here is the thing I eat her and finger bang her into climatic state then with condom fuck her til my climax removing the condom and just cumming on her exposed vagina with no penetration what so ever...She does the impossible and conceives immaculately and I know people will say what they will on this point...lol So I personally concluded that whatever your believe system may be that the following holds true for me I was lucky only in that my previous conquests were all about my pleasure and the women never climaxed as I matured and skill level increased that all my partners climaxed my initial "safe" record went all to hell.....In closing I offer this for thought...my best friend was married and struggled with conceiving even so much as undergoing expensive testing and procedures until they gave up completely...In routine conversation I mentioned that seemingly I couldnt even look at a woman wrong without her becoming pregnant lately and shared my theory with him....He was very forward and open in that he shared the fact that his wife couldnt orgasm thru penetration alone and they over the course of years had introduced toys in order for her to climax clitorally...They had long accepted the fact that they couldnt conceive and had completely given up after everything they had been thru...I offered that they change up their routine from their norm and after he came in her to use her toys and continue until she came as well...Conclusion: she was much happier with sex and in the course of just 3 times became pregnant...In summary I offer this to anyone that has unprotected sex aside from the STDs danger...that if she isnt orgasmic it simply dribbles out like a douch or anything else...but if she is cumming no matter how strongly it will be naturally pulled up and directed as nature intended...As one of the original "Bad Boyz Club" members when it was just all about my nut and numbers it was of no concern to me...as I became more aware and a better lover in general I had to adapt my old patterns...Final thoughts I am a very sexually active male who doesnt endorse abortion as a form of birth control and seek to enlighten others without judgement just by shared experience...I both love and adore women and in doing so acknowledge both their fears and concerns with sex which makes me a better partner in all sense of the words...


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The above came off as long winded or critical...Just overly caffeinated here and feel free to discuss the above or simply flame on....lol As a new registered member I look forward to sharing discussions and insights...yoroshiku ne...


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Wtf are you talking about? No offense, but in addition to your post being extremely long and barely coherent, it is also full of misinformation. A female does NOT need to orgasm in order to become pregnant. There are theories out there that female orgasm may increase the chances of conception slightly, but by no means is it required.


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The above came off as long winded or critical...Just overly caffeinated here and feel free to discuss the above or simply flame on....lol As a new registered member I look forward to sharing discussions and insights...yoroshiku ne...


I'm sorry man, I couldn't even get half way through your flame on me. Try using a period.

It's all good bro. Hope we can be friends. Have a nice day


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I see that my last lay report was in late June. I'll just say this: I had a horrible summer. I was actually very much in love with my girlfriend of 4 years. She was just a very simple country girl with strong family values and she just wanted that pure, good love, like the kind you used to see in black and white movies. I feel sorry that she ever got tangled up with a guy like me. She deserved a man who had family-minded values and was looking for that one woman to fulfill his life.

I learned a lot about myself in this last relationship. I learned that I should not subject myself to women who are looking for a monogamous serious, long term relationship. I think it's time to admit that I am simply not the kind of guy that can fit into society's mold that you should settle down with one girl, get married and start a family. I feel like a pioneer in this area, but I think that in my own path in life I am going to be most happy being the way I have always been: chasing ass and having multiple sex partners and casual girlfriends at the same time while while continuously rotating new girls into the mix. There's no use in fighting it and trying to be something I'm not.

So yeah, summer was horrible because I was just heart broken over the loss of the best women I ever had in my life. I literally was waking up every morning feeling depressed, unmotivated to do anything and not even wanting to get out of bed. These feelings had been building up for a long time and this big swell came over the summer.

Around some time in August I was able to talk to some people who are close to me and it helped get me back into a more stable emotional state.

By September my new identity as a truly single man was evolving and coming into full fruition. Imagine, if you will, the Incredible Hulk's ripped abs busting open open and a huger, hungrier, meaner and more ferocious pink hulk coming out roaring and screaming.


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Cloze #15 Sachiko, 21, Instant F Cloze
Early August

As mentioned in above post I was in a deep depression at this point in my life. I was completely heart broken and had no motivation to talk to women. The days were passing by and I was just going through the motions, continuing my job so that at least I would have money to pay the rent and to buy food to put in my mouth. My life was dreary and grey and it was just another typical day. I finished work and was worn out. I decided to ride my motorcycle over to the pier. I changed out of my business suit into my running shoes, shorts and a tank top and I started walking along a 3 mile course that goes along the pier.

There was almost nobody there, but up ahead I saw a tall, young girl wearing cut-off jeans. It was her long legs that attracted to me. I noticed she was consumed with her smartphone probably texting her friends or something.

She was really attractive so I was quite nervous to approach her. Inside I just felt like shit. Like I was so depressed I didn't want to live anymore. So to get rejected by this young, hot girl was not going to bring me any lower. I walked past her and ignored her.

About 3 minutes up the course I stopped and started texting an acquaintance. The girls caught up to me and walked by. She looked at me and I said hello. She came over to me and I started making small talk with her. She was able to speak English and she told me she was an English major at the university. She had a very easy going vibe and she didn't seem in a hurry to finish the conversation with me so I rolled with it. We started walking the course together.

We walked for a while and then sat down and watched the ocean and talked for about an hour. I don't remember the details of our conversation, but I remember looking at her long, long thin nicely shaped Asian legs and my eye roving up to her bountiful thighs in her tight cut-off jean. I remember two things about our conversation: 1. When I asked her her name she did not ask me my name, and 2. She had a boyfriend.

After she didn't ask my name I took that as a sign that she was not interested in me. I continued to talk to her just for companionship. I was very lonely during this time being heart-broken and all. She told me that she had a Japanese boyfriend and that they had gotten in a fight the day before.

The long summer evening turned into night and soon it start drizzling. I said, "Let's get going" and I started walking towards my motorcycle. Even though house was the opposite direction she started walking with me. I never invited her to my place or even to ride my motorcycle, but when we got to my motorcycle I just pulled out my extra helmet and gave it to her. She got on the motorcycle with me and didn't even ask where we were going. This girl was very strange indeed. It still bugged me that she didn't ask my name. I was so depressed I didn't even give a shit. I wasn't even gaming. I was just living.

We came back to my apartment and walked in. Again, I never invited her inside, she just followed me in. I knew she wanted the sex by now and I didn't need any game once we were inside my place. I rolled out the futon and put on American Idol. She laid in front of me as I hugged her from behind. About 5 minutes passed and I started kissing her ear. She softly closed her eyes and moaned. Her body was long and thin like a model and she wriggled out of her tight jeans, cut off shirt and bra in a matter of seconds.

I fucked her good and hard and finished her up in doggy style flashing back in my memory to that point where I had seen her for the first time that afternoon in her tight cut off jeans and those long honey brown Asian legs. I busted load all up inside of her and she felt it.

After we finished she was completely unresponsive. She wouldn't even talk to me. She was sitting on my futon with her head down. I tried to talk to her but I could tell something was wrong.

After a while she looked up at me and she was shaking and crying a little bit. I asked her what was wrong. She said, "You came in me...."

I told her it was alright as I have a condition. But I doubt she believed me.

I walked her outside and half way to the train station since she didn't know where she was. I gave her my email address and said goodbye to her and she walked away into the dark. She never asked me what my name was and I never saw her again.


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Cloze #16 Mika, 32, Instant F Cloze
Early August
(written October 4, 2012)

At this time I was developing my skills for instant F-closing. I am a little sad that it took me so many years to learn that having sex with a girl you meet on the same day is very possible. I had somehow convinced myself that you have to take time with women and build up long term rapport and some kind of a pseudo relationship in order to get in their skirts. This is actually true with a lot of woman, but one should not assume that it is true with all women and therefore aim for the most efficient close which is the instant f-close.

I call them Lucky Tuesdays. I seem to always score chicks on Tuesdays and this Tuesday was no different. I finished up work in the sticks and then rode my motorcycle into the city and started prowling the streets. I was horny as a mother fucker and all ass was fair game.

It was Tuesday night in the business district and there weren't a lot of people out, but enough to have a good stream of girls to pick up.

I did 2 approaches and got rejected. A guy was playing a guitar on the street corner and I stood and watched him for a bit. I then continued on with my mission. I approached girl #4 and she rejected me. As soon as she walked away I turned around and this short girl walks out of the convenience store. I didn't even get a good look at her face, but I know I like small chicks so I talked her up. Her eyes hit me and she was in love.

We walked down to the pier, sat on a bench and talked for about an hour. There was no doubt she was attracted to me and into me. She was all over me on the bench, giving me lots of eye contact and asking me lots of questions. I didn't even have to try. It was just natural attraction on her part. It turned out she lived in my neighborhood. So I told her I would give her a ride back home.

I parked my motorcycle in front of my place, opened the door and walked in. She followed.

She played hard to get once, and I was starting to lose interest. I think she caught on that she could not play me like that and then she took up my offer to take a shower and slip into my XL t-shirt.

She was a bad lay. I expect much more from a 32 year old girl. The irony of it was is that she said she was a stretch and yoga instructor at a gym yet when we fucked she was so stiff. In a kind and gentle way I told her that her sex skills needed improvement. She agreed and told me that she hadn't fucked in 6 years.

Since she lives in my neighborhood I meet up with her every now and then and we even go and play tennis together sometimes. Her sex skills have improved a little bit and I even taught her some English: "Fuck me master"

She doesn't have that raw, "I need your cock in me" sex drive and her blow jobs are laughable. I have pretty much friends zoned her and lost interest in her sexually since her skills are so poor, which is too bad since she told me wanted to try a 3 way.


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Cloze #17 Hiroko, 47, Instant F Cloze
Mid August
(written October 4, 2012)

This is an f close I'd rather not even talk about, but for the sake of record keeping I'll make it brief.

Still in the midst of my depression I had gotten into the habit of going to the beach in the evenings just before sunset and taking a dip in the ocean. In August it's bloody hot and humid here and it felt amazing to take a dip in the cool ocean water to wash away all the days sweat and stress.

After I had swam in the ocean for about 20 minutes I got out of the water and just sat on some concrete steps to dry off. The sun set and it was dark. In front of me there was a little grassy area and two palm trees. I saw an older lady over there playing with her cat and taking pictures of it. I have seen these kinds of women before. They don't want to or can not make human connections so they treat their pet like it's a human. Don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I don't use animal love as a replacement for human love.

I just thought to myself, "This woman is a goner". I thought nothing of it and walked down the beach. Later on as I was walking back to my motorcycle the woman passed me. I felt sorry for her and just said hello in a friendly and cordial way. She took my hello and tried to turn it into a conversation. I talked to her since I was lonely and depressed too. I could see she had a rather nice body with big breasts, but she didn't look right in the face and I could tell when we spoke that there was something wrong with her mentally. I mean, she didn't interact with me in a normal social matter.

Anyways, it turned out she wasn't with her cat, it was a rabbit. She took the rabbit out and held it by its neck skin dangling it in the air. She wanted me to hold it but I didn't want to hold it. I didn't want to hold it because I care for the well being of animals and I thought the rabbit would feel frightened being held by me.

We talked for a bit. I was attracted to her physically but she was presenting herself as so available I barely had any interest in her. However, she had a nice body so I said, "Let's go back to my place." She agreed instantly.

I was concerned about the rabbit riding on the motorcycle. I thought it might get scared and jump out of her bag while I was driving. I didn't want to put it in my luggage box either. We got on the motorcycle and I started it up to see how the rabbit would react. The rabbit stayed in her bag calmly. It was actually a very beautiful white rabbit with red eyes. I honestly don't see how people can be cruel to rabbits, kill them and use them for experiments and such.

We road back to my house and the rabbit was okay. She made a place for the rabbit in my room and the rabbit stayed in that place very calm. While she was taking a shower I petted the rabbit and I started to feel calmer and calmer and I really enjoyed petting this rabbit and spending time with it. I was very heart-broken from the loss of my girlfriend and the rabbit was making me feel better.

Hiroko came out of the shower and layed on the futon. I will just say this. The sex, if you could even call it that, was terrible. Close to, if not the worst I have ever had. Such a shame as she had such a great booty: nice, big and round. I was, however, completely turned off by the sex and lost all interest in her.

After a while I sent her on her way and called it a night. After that she started calling me every day like a stalker and coming to my house unexpectedly. It was really kind of sad. I could see that she was a lonely lady. I was lonely and vulnerable too and that's how this whole disaster began. The stalking continued. I have dealt with stalkers before and I also had some compassion for her so I knew it was best to slowly deescalate her feelings. I met her a couple of times after that and talked to her at the park while she let her rabbit run around. She would ask me to go back to my room so we could have sex, but I was absolutely not interested. She kept on talking about marriage and having a kids. I don't think she was picking up cues from me. I finally had to tell her that it would not work out between us and that we could only be friends and that I would contact her in the future to check up on her. After that the stocking continued for about 2 weeks. I just had to ignore her calls.

Now I would like to check up on her as a concerned human being, but I'm afraid it would reignite the whole stalking thing again. I feel guilty and all fucked up about this experience. Anyways, I did get to meet a cool rabbit.


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Great to see you back Clozer

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Cloze #18 Kimiyo, 42, Day 1 cloze
Thursday September 27

I had met one of the girls I was working on for an afternoon picnic. It was my day 2 with her so I though she would be ready for the close. We got back to my place after a nice afternoon in the park. It was night now and we were on my futon making out. She threw up all kinds of barriers, the biggest one being that a Japanese guy had picked her up and she ended up fucking him the same day and then he dumped her. So now I was paying for his mess. Fucker.

So instead of pushing it I knew it was wiser to just be understanding and give her the time she needed to give me the pussy. I also had Kimiyo, this HOT, HOT older married chick texting me implying that she wanted to meet.

I had picked Kimiyo up about 2 weeks ago downtown one day after work. I saw her from about a 100 meters away. She was tall, slender, wearing a short business skirt and super sexy. My first instinct was to chase, but I just played it cool and she ended up walking in my direction as I was putting my motorcycle gear on. As she passed I opened her with the SD opener (shitagi dorobo panty thief) opener. Hooked and number closed. She was flustered however and rejected me the first time exclaiming that she was married, but finally relented and gave me her contact info.

I invited her out after a few texts, but she was playing hard to get so I froze her for a week and then reinitiated contact. I have found that this is a good method.

After re-initiating I realized that her front was just a game. I guess some women have to play hard to get in order to preserve their pride. It's ridiculous, really, but this is the workings of the birds and the bees in the human species, and in the end you have no choice but to play by nature's rules.

I had now spent the last 5 hours working on this girl I went on the picnic with. I was in no mood for wining and dining. I wanted to fuck Kimiyo.

I dropped picnic girl off at one station and had Kimiyo meet me at a nearby station (so that we wouldn't cross paths). And oh my God, when she showed up it was all I could do to act cool and calm. On the inside there was a civil war going between my civility and my nuts. This girl looked so fucking hot. She shows up in this body hugging short black business skirt, high heels and a tight top on showing how thin and curvaceous she is, and in her heels she comes up to about 6 foot even (183cm).

I'm going haywire in my mind I want to fuck this girl so bad. I meet her, greet her and act like I don't even give a shit. She asks me where we're going and I TELL her we're going back to my place. I don't walk next to her, but ahead of her in a cool, calm, collected fashion. She pouts and says, "I can't go back to your place", yet she is still following me and I am not even reacting to her defiance.

We get on my motorcycle and go back to my place. We get into my apartment and I offer her some wine. I don't really drink these days, but I have a glass myself. I roll out the futon, lay down while she is still sitting on the floor being distant. We talk for about an hour. She is putting up all kinds of walls just from her talk. But at the end of the day talk is just talk and actions speak louder than words.

I invite her over to lay down on the futon with me but she refuses. She says we can't do anything because she's married. On the other hand she is being very flirtatious. Finally I pull her onto the futon and we're sitting up and I'm hugging her and stroking her while we're talking. She'll stay for a while and then get off the futon and go back to the floor. This pattern repeats about 3 times. But the kino is what does the trick. She relents and asks me if she can take a shower.

She comes out in the XL t-shirt I lent her. She asks me to turn off all the lights. I'm cool with that. The moonlight is shining into my room so I can still see this gorgeous creature. I don't fuck this woman, I MAKE LOVE to her, whispering in her ear while I'm thrusted deep inside of her, "I want to make love to you all night baby" . . . . "I like you so much baby" . . . . "Yes, sweet heart, that's it, let yourself go . . . ."

She shutters in orgasm over and over again and we make love for the next 2 hours. The thing I love about married Japanese women is that they are so sex and attention deprived from their husbands they really go the extra mile to please their lover. Even after my third load she tried to suck my off. But I was just spent I cold do no more. However, it was like heaven seeing those black bangs fall over her face whilst my fat dick was in her mouth and her ass was in the air.

Kimiyo is completely dick whipped now. I'm learning that this is what happens when you make love to a woman so passionately. It's like a drug to her. The texts are coming like I'm 911 or something. It's been a week since we've met and she's going crazy to meet me. I want to hit it again, but I have other girls booked for the weekend and Kimiyo's asking to meet me. I hope I can hold her off long enough . . .


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Hey Clozer glad to see your back. I was wondering if you could explain more on this "shitagi dorobo panty thief" opener?


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How's Yamaguchi working out for you? You're pretty much in the sticks, eh? I imagine it's hard to get laid out there . . .

Yeah man, if we ever get a change to wing together I could pass on some mastery to you. Would be interesting to hear about your stories too...


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We could seriously make a movie about your adventures. Kudos bro.

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