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Love your shit.

Obviously you have strong body language and eye contact, but is it aggressive before you have invited them back to your house to cook?


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Hello Clozer, very inspiring stuff, keep it up mate.

Would you mind going a little bit about Body language and sub-communications when you are talking to girls ? what kind of kino do you use before inviting them to your place ?

Thanks a lot buddy.

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Hello Clozer, very inspiring stuff, keep it up mate.

Would you mind going a little bit about Body language and sub-communications when you are talking to girls ? what kind of kino do you use before inviting them to your place ?

Thanks a lot buddy.


To you and the guy above. My new thing is don't beat around the bush. Tell the girl what you want. If she's not interested she's wasting my fucking time. Your body language should exude confidence. This means standing close to her, feat firmly planted on the ground, not leaning on one foot, feeling your cock in the center of your stance. Next is eye fucking. Slightly I fuck her. Hold eye contact while talking to her. Your mouth is saying one thing, but your eyes are fucking her. Don't overdo it.
And finally, if you're trying to bounce her or bring her back to your place put your hands on her when you tell her you are attracted to her. I usually put my right hand on her left shoulder and I hold it there for a bit, take it off, put it on again, take it off, etc. But I only do this if she's still standing there listening to me after I've already told that I'm picking her up and I'm interested in her.


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Close #9 Soyoka 23, last girl I closed on a 16 number close night
(Wednesday May 2)

As I mentioned in an earlier post I met up with some other American guys. While I was with them I did 5 number closes. After I split from them I closed girl after girl on the long walk back to where my motorcycle was parked. As I was putting my helmet on a young HB 8 walks by. I open her. I was doing direct approaches straight out telling them I was picking them up and then inviting them back to my place. She turned down my offer to come back to my place but kept the conversation going. We talked for 15 minutes, exchanged contact info and I went home for the night tired of picking up chicks.

We exchanged texts back and forth for the next week. She words full time and has a part time job at night working at an izakaya. I got tired of trying to hook up with her so I just told her to contact me again when she had time. She said she wanted to meet me the following Wednesday.

She suggests we go out to dinner together. I suggest she teaches me how to cook some Japanese food, okonomiyaki. She complies.

I bring her back to my place. She's looking hot. She's got tight jeans on and a nice tight ass. She's 23, need I explain more. I think I told her I was 31 just not to freak her out too much.

As soon as she got back to my place I could feel a lot of resistance. So before we were to cook Japanese food together I suggested we chill out. We had some drinks and we're sitting on my futon. This time I had the quilt right next to the futon. I've noticed that girls feel a lot more comfortable getting naked having sex if there's a big heavy blanket over them and the lights are off.

Through her body language I surmised that she wasn't interested in sex and that cooking and going through a couple more hours of socializing and whatever would just be a waste of time. My new strategy was just to try to have sex with her, put her on the spot so that at least if she didn't really want to have sex I could give her the boot and enjoy the rest of my evening by myself.

I straight up told her that she had a big wall around her. It was premature, but I did it intentionally to put the pressure on her and I started kissing her head and ears. She succumbed and pretty soon the lights were off and we were undressing under the big heavy quilt. She was what we call a maguro, or in English "Tuna fish on deck". The girl that just lays there while you fuck her and does nothing else, or maybe occasionally twitches like a caught fish on the boat deck. Well, she wasn't a great fuck, but she had an awesome body and a tight pussy which I was balls deep in. After sex we talked for a bit and I told her that her technique had room for improvement. She said she is not the aggressive type. I understand that some girls are pretty passive in sex (especially Japanese girls), but laying there like a dead fish is almost insulting to me. I kicked her out and we never got around to cooking dinner. Instead I enjoyed eating dinner by myself after having already had the "dessert".


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I read first few posts, and ended up reading them all today . My brother lives in Tokyo, and he was telling me about this crazy life he is having there but I could never believe him. I visited him last summer, and I know exactly what this is about. He banged 5 different girls in that 10 day period when I was there. He told me he is starting to feel like he is a monster and he is bored of this lifestyle. Japanese people have so much respect for foreigners- I noticed they don't tell foreigners "No" but always yes.. For example, when I got to the airport I asked a girl if she knows English so she can tell me directions.. She said yes and she couldn't speak a word! Good days! Love your style man and the courageousness you have. However, one day you will come to realize you are lonely and will start looking for real relationships ;) Until then, keep us updated about your closes as personally I learned a lot from this.
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Hi Clozer,

I've really enjoyed your blog, as I seem to find it quite inspiring. I really hope you'll continue to post these Lay Reports.

Since you've stated that you don't use condoms, and in just about every report you seem to bust inside the girl, how many times have you received the "My period is late" call/text? It would seem that out of the sheer number of women you've slept with that such an accident is bound to happen. Are Japanese women more prone to being on birth control (single or otherwise) than American HBs? Or are you shooting blanks?


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Hi Clozer,

I've really enjoyed your blog, as I seem to find it quite inspiring. I really hope you'll continue to post these Lay Reports.

Since you've stated that you don't use condoms, and in just about every report you seem to bust inside the girl, how many times have you received the "My period is late" call/text? It would seem that out of the sheer number of women you've slept with that such an accident is bound to happen. Are Japanese women more prone to being on birth control (single or otherwise) than American HBs? Or are you shooting blanks?


I've gotten chlamydia at least 20 times and gonorrhea twice plus a few other minor bacterial infections, but nothing incurable so far (fingers crossed). And chicks have always told me when they have herpes. Cursed and blessed with low sperm count.


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I read first few posts, and ended up reading them all today . My brother lives in Tokyo, and he was telling me about this crazy life he is having there but I could never believe him. I visited him last summer, and I know exactly what this is about. He banged 5 different girls in that 10 day period when I was there. He told me he is starting to feel like he is a monster and he is bored of this lifestyle. Japanese people have so much respect for foreigners- I noticed they don't tell foreigners "No" but always yes.. For example, when I got to the airport I asked a girl if she knows English so she can tell me directions.. She said yes and she couldn't speak a word! Good days! Love your style man and the courageousness you have. However, one day you will come to realize you are lonely and will start looking for real relationships ;) Until then, keep us updated about your closes as personally I learned a lot from this.
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Yeah, thanks for sharing. A lot of people would probably think I'm full of shit, but you have to come here to know what it's really like. Not every nation is as uptight about sex as America. American women ARE NOT the standard of how a woman should be. Don't ever buy into their bullshit.

I think your brother should take a break and maybe go back to the UK (if that's where you're from). Sometimes it takes losing something to learn how good you really got it. Have him PM. I'd love to talk to this guy.


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Cloze #10 Mio 25 HB 9
(Friday May 4)

I just got a little burnt out from gaming so I'm writing this report and the few that come after it somewhat late. But this is basically what I remember. I finished work in downtown and I'm sitting on some outdoor benches just unwinding from a hard days work. Then BOOM! She walks across my line of sight, so fucking hot, and probably to say she was an HB 9 is being modest. The face was just perfect, perfect jaw line, young, big round eyes, beautiful like a fucking model. She's walking with her friend who was also an HB 8 at least. I walk up behind them and ask them where a certain cafe is. I knew where the cafe was. I knew it was in the direction they were already walking and it would take us over the pier. I told them I was supposed to meet a friend there.

They told me they were walking in that direction and invited me to come along. I walk between them and I'm cracking jokes and being the man all the way. We get to the cafe and talk for about 5 minutes. HB 8 mentions that she has a boyfriend. HB 8 was actually giving me more heat during the exchange. So I asked HB 9 if she had a boyfriend and she said no. So I told her to give me her contact info and she did with not hesitation.

The next Saturday we meet up just the two of us. I plan to court her a little bit figuring it will be hard to bed her immediately. We meet up at the same cafe and then walk along the pier and talk for about 45 minutes before I have to go to work. I keep the date sweet and short as to keep her wanting more.

Now it's the following Friday and we both have the day off. We meet up again near my station. I don't have everything planned out. I am a little nervous since she is so hot. I was planning to take her right back to my place, but I talked myself out of it saying that I wouldn't be able to pull this off with such a hot chick. So we ride my motorcycle up to the mountains and check out the cool view over the city. It starts to get cold out and the sun is setting so we get on my motorcycle and I take her back to my place.

I just remember us talking and her giving me this coy look with a smile on her face and it just clicked in me at a primal level that this look meant she wanted to fuck. We were already on my futon, as I am a master at making the natural transition to my futon once I get a girl to my place). We started making out hard. I got up to take a piss and prayed that she wouldn't all of a sudden pull a "I have to go" (and believed me, it's happened plenty of times). But I also wanted to give her the chance to bail because I wanted to fuck this chick without her having any hesitation.

I come out of the bathroom and turn off all the lights. She's naked under my big thick quilt. I fucked her and her body was so tight and perfect. Her pussy was so tight and moist it was a peace of perfection. I was definitely thinking I wanted to make this girl GF material. But something was off as I fucked her. She was a little resistant and she wasn't into it 100%. It was too late now, I was already inside of her and it felt too good to not get my nut off which I did after fucking her for about 20 minutes. I couldn't even get out of missionary she was so fucking hot. Anyways, I tried to be super nice to her and I was angling to make her a semi-serious girlfriend. She had mentioned though that she thought she was too selfish of a person to have a boyfriend. She's right, Japanese girls are the most selfish creatures on this earth. I would never wish a Japanese girl on any dude. But unfortunately a lot of foreign dudes have to learn the hard way about the truth of Japanese women. At least she was cool enough to realize it. And then I got the email later in the weekend saying, "Oh, I had such a great time, blah, blah, blah . . . . just want to be friends . . . . "

Whatever bitch, I already fucked you. Never contacted her again. Hottest chick I fucked this year though.


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Cloze #11 Ran 34
(Friday May 11)

This is a follow up from the May 2 post on the previous page.

So basically I had met up with another guy who contacted me from this forum. I gave him some tips and sent him into the field while I tried to get a girl for the night. I ended up bringing a girl back to my place. In the end I couldn't f-cloze her but got one of the most memorable hand jobs I've ever had in my life.

Anyways, after that night I thought I would never seen her again. But as soon as she got back from England I got a text from her. We decided to meet up that Friday night. She had played me so hard the last time we met that I didn't want to go through the same torture again so I told her straight up, "Look, we are going to fuck and if you're not down with that we shouldn't meet". She replied, "I got it. Just don't be gentle. I'm kind of scared."

Fast forward over dinner and some chatting and I was balls deep in her pounding that tight little snatch from behind as she lay fact down on my futon. This girl was as orgasmic as shit. Every time she would come her body would jerk uncontrollably. It kind of scared me. I thought she was going to buck me or karate chop me or something. I felt like I needed some kind of martial arts skills to defend myself. I made her come over and over again and of course I nutted in her 3 times. We sexed it all out and now she's a regular. She comes over and cooks for me, sucks my dick on demand and her body is tight and tits perfectly pointed upwards when she lays on her back. She's also easy to hang out with now that we've gotten the fucking out of the way. I must admit, this one kind of surprised me after having ended on kind of a bad note after our first meet.


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Cloze #12 Miho, Costco girl
(Thursday June 14)

I downloaded this sucky hook-up app onto my smartphone. There were absolutely no chicks on it except like 3. Two didn't respond and then I got a message from Miho. Unlike 99% of the chicks on these hook-up apps, Miho was anxious to meet. We met about 2 times over the next week. She is what I would classify as a gaijin hunter -- the kind of girl that only wants to hook up with foreign dudes and speaks pretty good English. I'm not really into these kinds of chicks. I prefer local girls that can't speak a lick of English and have never had the foreign cock.

Miho looked good in her profile but in person just blah. Anyways, fuck day arrived. I was so indifferent about her that as soon as we got back to my place I just plainly told her to take off her clothes as if to challenge her to leave. But somehow, almost pathetically, I knew she wouldn't. And, of course, she didn't.

The good thing was is that she was tight as shit and nothing beats a tight 20 year old body. I could really feel the young in this one. When I fucked her doggy she stuck her ass up in the air like a perfect obedient bitch and I gave her the dick balls deep. I took Cialis before her visit because I knew I was going to fuck her. I easily chizzled out 3 nuts and fucked her marathon style and as long as I wasn't looking at her face it was all good. Cialis is a fucking miracle.

She's getting clingy now and it's kind of stressing me out. Actually met her today again just to study Japanese. Don't know if I will be able to or want to tap it again, but I know she's going to get it in her again. I usually suggest having a 3 way to girls that get clingy. It's a win-win situation. Win if she gets pissed and says no and win if she says yes.


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Cloze #13 Sacchi 24, Instant F Cloze
(Wednesday June 20)

The difference between Clozer then and Clozer now is that Clozer now knows how to instant F cloze. You wanna know what the number 1 secret to instant F close is? It's pretty simple: BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN DO IT.

I think that's where 99% of guys fail at anything in life, is that they simply just believe that they can't do it. Sounds absurd, eh? Meeting some random girl on the street and then you're having sex with her an hour later. But check this out. If you believe you can't do something how in the hell will you ever succeed at doing it? The answer is, you won't.

We had a typhoon warning and a lot of shops were closing early. My classes were cancelled and I was home by 3pm. I relaxed at home for a while and then around 6pm decided to go on a walk. But really what I wanted to do is bring a girl back to my place and fuck her. I was dead set on that. 5 approaches and fails go buy. At this point I've walked down to a bit of a seedy area of my town. I'm following this chick with a nice round ass and I'm getting ready to approach. Out of the corner of my eye a young girl walks past me in cut off jeans and a loose sweatshirt and her tits are standing straight out of that thing. I put it in the spankbank and continue on my mission. When I get close enough to round ass I realize that she's talking on the phone. I look back to see where tits is and she's nowhere in sight.

I jet down a side alley and I see her walking away. I hurry up to her (without letting her see that, of course) and then I approach. My previous 5 approaches had been direct, "Hi, my name is Clozer. Do you have time? Let's go somewhere and relax." I was a little shaken from the rejections so I opened tits by asking her for directions. She had big round eyes like an anime character and her tits were poking straight out of that loose grey sweater. I mean it's one thing to have big tits in a tight sweater, but a whole 'nother matter to have big tits in a loose sweater. My game was so fucked because after I got directions I had to give some bullshit about why I didn't know my way around even though I wanted to take her back to my place which was nearby. Anyways, I just kept jiving and I kept the conversation going all the meanwhile gently I fucking her. She was eye fucking me back. I could feel she was attracted to me.

She told me she lived with her boyfriend and that she was on her way to the market to pick up fish to cook for him for dinner. I told her there was a supermarket with great fish near my house and that we should go there instead because it was closer. She agreed and so we started walking together towards my place. She started to open up more and ask me questions and she took the reigns on the conversation which was more comfortable than me trying to keep it going all the time. I asked her if she would come back to my place and teach me how to cook some Japanese, but she said no.

We got to the supermarket and I just told her to do her own thing as I needed to get some stuff for myself as well. I also wanted to give her some space to be away from me and not feel so much pressure. I did my shopping and then met up with her in the store again. We payed for our shit and walked out of the supermarket. I asked her again to come over to my place so that we could cook together and she said no. She kept on saying on, but her body language was telling me different. I told her my house was this way and I just started walking and she followed me. I didn't mention cooking together or coming to my place after that.

By now the typhoon is picking up and it's windy and rainy as fuck. We're about 1 minute from my house and I thought she was going to bail and say sayonara as the typhoon was getting pretty intense.

We arrive at my front door. In pure Clozer technique I open the door and walk in without even asking her to come in. I expect her to follow me in as most girls do, but she just stands outside even though she's getting a typhoon dumped on her head. The funny thing is, I was also holding her grocery bag which was now inside my apartment. I couldn't figure out what this girl was doing, so finally I shouted from the balcony, "Come on in!"

She walked in. I offered here a drink. She strolled around the apartment looking at the decorations on the wall, etc. I jetted over to the bathroom and popped a Cialis real quick (I had just fucked Ran again the night before). I knew the Cialis would take at least an hour to kick in, though it works best when taken about 4 hours before. So to kill time I rolled out the futon and sat on it with a manga and had her come sit next to me while I read and asked her to explain all the difficult Japanese to me (Edo era manga with out-dated Japanese).

After studying the manga for 45 minutes I could tell she was getting antsy. She was snuggling up against me as we were reading and every time I touched her I could see how she reacted and she was dying for the sex. I couldn't take it anymore either as I needed to hit it and get those clothes off as soon as possible. I laid down on my back, stretched out and then gestured for her to come over. Total compliance.

Cialis has always worked for me before, but for some reason it just wasn't doing anything for me this time. I had a bit of a challenge getting hard so I ended up eating her pussy out for a long time. I was finally able to get hard and I laid ALL THAT PIPE UP IN HER. I just kept thinking how awesome it was to have just met this girl 2 hours ago and now she was in my room taking it balls DEEP. And on top that she had a boyfriend! I thought what a dirty, dirty little whore of a girlfriend. She pretty much confirmed why I will most likely never EVER be able to have a serious relationship with a Japanese girl. I felt sorry for her boyfriend, but damn did I enjoy laying it all the fuck out in that dude's girl. I put her on face down on the futon, legs together as I rammed her from behind and got super deep into that whore-of-a-girlfriend snatch. She begged me stop, "Da-me! da-me! da-me!" as I brought her to climax and nutted deep inside of her. After busting load all up in her I rolled over onto my back just paralyzed looking up at the ceiling. Most girls will usually cuddle up against me at this point but she just laid there like a dead, heartless fish. Wonder if she was maybe thinking about her boyfriend at this point?

I wanted to kill some time for about an hour so that I could go for a round 2. She asked me if she could use the shower so I obliged her. I watched her walk across my room naked and thought again, "I just tagged that ass and what a WHORE of a girlfriend to be walking naked across some random dudes room that just laid pipe all up in it like the Alaskan was being rebuilt a second a time!!"

She said she had to get home and cook dinner for her boyfriend. The typhoon had died down a bit and I bid her farewell. I'm pretty sure I'll never see her again and that it was just a fluke in time/space that I was able to capitalize on. What an interesting scenario to imagine her eating dinner with her boyfriend that night.


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She begged me stop, "Da-me! da-me! da-me!" as I brought her to climax and nutted deep inside of her. After busting load all up in her


Hahahaha dude you're funny..great job man..just proves once again that you always have to watch out for your girl, you never know who might she meet

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Yeah, thanks for sharing. A lot of people would probably think I'm full of shit, but you have to come here to know what it's really like. Not every nation is as uptight about sex as America. American women ARE NOT the standard of how a woman should be. Don't ever buy into their bullshit.

I think your brother should take a break and maybe go back to the UK (if that's where you're from). Sometimes it takes losing something to learn how good you really got it. Have him PM. I'd love to talk to this guy.


My brother is 31 and he got married in January to a Brazilian woman he meet in japan. They both moved to London since because his job. He is busy because of his job and his family, but I'll him about you and maybe he will come on here and chat with you sometime.

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Cloze #14 Motomi 37, Instant F Cloze
(Saturday June 23)

I can't believe it has taken this long. It shouldn't have taken this long. The only reason it has taken this long is because I never believed in myself. My game is now moving into the mastery of that which has always eluded me. Oh sure, I've had instant f clozes in the past, but I always just thought I was lucky. It's not luck anymore, it's something I am starting to have control over.

Finish work at 4pm and I'm famished. I head to my favorite beef bowl restaurant and have some of the finest pork in the world. After my meal I decide I'm going to go down to the pier by myself and for a long walk in the evening to unwind from the days stress. As I'm walking back to my motorcycle I see a tall, very curvaceous girl with wide hips, thin waste and a nice rack walking towards me on the other side of the street. I cross over to her side of the street and now she is walking towards me. I open her, "So do you live around here?" She's doesn't understand. I start speaking Japanese. I go through the basic small talk. She thinks I'm a lost foreigner. I tell her I'm going down to the pier for a walk and ask her if she's like to join. I can see she is attracted to me to. We go to the pier on my motorcycle.

We get to the pier and walk in the evening air. It's nice. We sit down and talk for a bit. The conversation dies out a little bit. She mentions that she likes shochu (hard Japanese liquor). I suggest we go get some at the supermarket and bring it back to my place. She declines saying she cannot go to my place. I then start working on her barrier telling her lots of stories about how I met other girls in the past who came to my place on the first meet, how they had sex with me and just used me for sex, but I actually wanted to see them again. I planted this seed in her so that she would think, "Oh, this guy wants to fuck me but it's not going to be a one night stand."

She says she wants to go to an izakaya (Japanese style bar). I tell her that if I drink and we get these good vibes going and then she takes the train home it will have all been in vain. She says, "Well, what if I pay for it?" So, I'm like, sure, if you want to pay for it then I guess I'm up for it.

We ride back to my neighborhood so that I can drink without having to drive back home. We find an izakaya in my neighborhood. We spend about 2 hours there and I drink 2 beers and get drunk. Yes, I am week with alcohol. The bill comes out to about 60 dollars and she pays for it. At this point I could give a shit if she goes home since it's no money lost for me. I'm cool with ending things on a good note and possibly hooking up again in the future. She tells me she is going to go home and asks me where the nearest train station is. I bring her to the station. I can tell she is shit testing me. She somehow finds and excuse not to get on the train and we end up going to the park and playing on the swings and climbing to the top of the jungle gym and chilling out there for about an hour.

Now that she's missed her train I know this night has potential for an instant f close. But what I haven't mentioned is that every time I kino her she moves away or tells me to stop. She also adamantly proclaims that she will not back to my place. Then she throws a big fucking loop in my game and says, "It's too bad you're not the one-night-stand kind of guy otherwise I'd go back to your place". Now she was reverse gaming me on my previous statement about how I had brought chicks back to my place and even though I had wanted to meet them again they just used me for sex. This totally befuddled me as I could not think of an adequate response, so I just went silent.

So she tells me she wants to get blazing drunk, but now it's late out and there are not shops open except for the 24 hour convenience store near my place. We go over there to buy so hard liquor, but she suddenly changes her mind and tells me she wants to go to another bar downtown which is kinda far from my house. I'm thinking to myself, the girl is just pulling my strings now and I'm following her around like a puppy dog. However, she has already missed her last train and has nowhere to go so I'll use that to my advantage. So I walk back to my place and she follows me. I tell her I need to use the bathroom and she follows me in. We settle in at my place and she starts sleeping on my futon while I go take a shower. I then tell her to take a shower and she says no. When I try to kiss her she shrugs away. This is not going to be fun and I'm like, fuck it, I'd rather be alone. I'm tired of her barrier and I tell her that there is a hotel down the street she can go to if she's not in the mood tonight. She grabs my hand and says, "Let's go together."

I'm thinking now that she would not invite me to a love hotel if she didn't want me to lay the pipe in her. And I know she's going to pay for the hotel since she can easily stay at my place for free.

We get to the love hotel, the place I used to go to a lot and pay $30 for a 3 hour block to fuck girls on weekday afternoons. But seeing that it was a weekend and she wanted to spend the night there the room was $200.

She hands over the cash, and I'm like, whatever, if this dumb bitch wants to blow all her money to have the pipe laid in her on her terms that's all on her. I'm just here to lay pipe. I'm the guy that lays pipe -- that's what I do.

We go up to the room and she jumps in the shower. I turn on a porn and start stroking myself to get warmed up. She comes out in a very short and thinly veiled nighty and she has the best body ever. We start kissing and making out and I rub my hands along the profile of her figure and it's all woman in the hips, ass and legs.

However, what sucks is that she is not willing to do anything to help me get hard and her attitude totally blows. I manage to get things working myself and slip it in her and she's pretty tight. I have to move slowly, but soon I'm ramming it deep inside of her missionary. She's dropped $260 on me and she's finally getting the pipe laid all out inside of her.

Her attitude just blows though and I'm not feeling any emotion from her or anything. She won't even kiss or even make noises as I fuck her. She's just laying there like a cheap prostitute would waiting for the John to finish. That's not what I'm about at all. I like having passionate sex with a girl that wants my cock and is willing to please me in any way to have that cock layed up in her.

On the other hand you have to understand I've been looking at her huge tits in that low cut shirt and her amazing ass in those skin tight jeans, so I really don't feel like pulling out and asking her why she's imitating a blow-up fuck doll. So instead I command her to lay on her tummy and put her legs together. She has the widest ass ever and it's so fucking tight you could bounce quarters off it all night long. I do her from behind and bust a glorious load all up in that shit. After sex I tell her in so many words that her attitude is shit and because of that I'm going to take off. It's really too bad because I wanted to fuck her all night long. I just didn't feel like putting up with her shit anymore. She was saying it was because we just met that day and that she couldn't put her heart into it. So I guess that was her reason for basically imitating a dead fish, you know, just laying there on the boat deck and occasionally twitching. Fuck, I didn't even get a last-moments-of-life twitch. I just got the completely dead tuna.

Since she was so fucking hot I gave her my contact info and told her that I sincerely did not intend to have a one night stand, but I just couldn't hang with her anymore if she was going to be totally cold. I could tell she didn't want me to leave, but at the same time, when I asked her to start making out with me she wouldn't, so I said, "Fuck this" and I got on my chopper and headed home. It's 5 in the morning and I've got to get up in 3 hours and go to work. Although I didn't have the greatest fuck, I did get to fuck a hot chick, go to an izakaya and a love hotel all for free. It was a night of adventure and I enjoyed it overall. Looking forward to the next instant F cloze.


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