Yes , it final happened. First of all I would like to thank Gunwitch who gave me the drive in the chat to never give up. I would also like to thank Warped mindless for encouraging me to get my "shit" together as it did help me.
And last but not least I would like to thank Skills360 for helping me in chat and his dancefloor videos helped ALOT to bring this together. Listen to these 3 guys , they know their stuff.
So it was 10.30pm on Friday night and I was with German wing. We were at the club but feeling very stifled so we decided to crush our egos and embarrass ourselves over the next 30 mins. The first set ( 3 set )in the smoking area I went up and said
Me- I shit my pants (with a stupid smirk)
Girl 1 and 2 - eww gross (walks away to another section of the smoking area)
Girl 3 - that's cool
what made you do this?
So I had a little fun conversation with girl 3 for a few minutes.
It just goes to show that some girls will just like you for no reason. Eventually she had to go back to her friends , but I made a mental note to speak to her later in the night when possible.
Then I opened a 2 set with wing saying
Me- I'd love to be your cigarette... ( with a stupid smirk , essential )
Both girls - LOOOOOOL!!!!
One of the girls was from south Spain with a tongue piercing but slightly a fatty whilst the other was from France with a perfect body ( seriously , ass and atleast a D boobs ) and a really cute face. I planned to sacrifice myself to take the fatty as we had lost too many sets over the last few months due to greediness ( this worked in my favour later on ).
And we then began group talking. What I do to get into state is not think AT ALL and speak at the top of my head. The conversation itself here wasn't important but the vibe. I was just being fun and flirting and kinoing both targets. I also kept accusing fatty of flirting with me. Eventually I just said -
Me- hey German wig , wanna go to the dancefloor?
Wing- ok.
Girls - ok.
Their buying temperature was very high since I polarised and self amused ALOT. We were essentially " the party" and at that moment , no one was having as much fun as us so ofcourse we'd be their best bet to hang out with.
I start dancing with tongue piercing , skills 360 style.
I progressively escalate and knew my target was into me , she even began whispering the lyrics " changed the way you kissed me" into my ear. I was genuinely getting turned on by this Fatty LOL !!! I began grinding intensely her butt , my penor. Then I switched it up with my knee on her vagina. I fail to k- close 3 times and she really seemed to love it when I started kissing her neck. My wing was doing really well with the French cutie too but no kiss close. Then , my target wanted to get some drinks so I just told them to get them LOL ! I ain't paying for shit , ain't nobody got time fo'dat !
They leave and me and my wing are instate so we just hit up the sets , getting a few grinds here and there when at 12ish I spot the two set with two chides who bought them a bottle of wine each. Noobs , LOL !!! I could tell both of the girls were checking me out as I was genuinely laughing and being the shit , constantly surrounded by girls.
Later I see the French girl in smoking area , and after a few sentences i go for the kiss close , BOOM make out. She tells me she's looking for her friend (golden) and can't find her. I send her on her way so she hopefully gives up on finding her , making her a solo set hehe.
Even later at 12.30ish I see the French girl getting kiss closed by a 6'4 hugely muscular black guy at a pillar and the fatty out of site. This wasn't an outcome dependency but just an observation , I see her getting bounced around alot by him so she must have a high buying temperature and is DTF for sure.
I keep opening around and my win gets a girl who books super strongly and appears to be DTF and I leave him to it. I meet my super alpha Greek wing and we keep dancing around , being the shit. I later see the French girl intensely grinding with the black guy , I contemplate trying to steal her with my wing. He says "don't worry about it , I'll stand next to you , just go for it".
Since it was coming from him , I felt very reassured LOL !!
I dive in and grab her hand and PULL HER HARD towards me and we start dancing infront of the black guy. The black guy looks extremely pissed off so my wing stands next to me whilst we dance. The French girls tells him that I'm her friend so it was at this point I was serious about pulling her. The black guy starts to ask if be can spend 10 minutes with her and my wing keeps whispering into my ear " focus on the girl , I'll take care of everything else " , like a true wing <3.
Then the black guy asks her to come with him and as she is walking away I pull her HARD right back to me and she keeps dancing with me whilst laughing her head off. The black guy gives up and goes away.
Later my target accidentally steps on a guy's shoes and him and his group of friends keep playfully flirting with her as we're dancing , my Greek wing sees this and blocks them with his body ( seriously , this wing <3. )
FINALLY we get some real alone time and as luck would have it , a Sean Paul song came on , which only means one thing , HEAVY ESCELATION TIME !!!
By the end of the song , I was stimulating her vagina to the song rhythmically. I then just say , let's get some Fresh air and she complies so I pull her out to the smoking area. I then say I'm hungry , lets go to macdonalds , 2 minutes. She then worries about her friend and I keep repeating 2 minutes 10 times quickly and just pulled her HARD like you pull a suitcase ( credits , goodlookingloser.) this was because I knew this girl was DTF , I just knew it , her friend already pulled I guessed and she was complying quite easily , must just be LMR.
I convinced her to leave the smoking area and I purposefully didn't stamp us out so it was an all in strategy : either I get laid or I go straight home to fap- there was no inbetween.
Afterwards to fully deal with the friend issue I take her phone , take the friend's number and then pretend to text the friend on my phone (girl has no credit muhahahaha) and then switch off her phone to block any interruptions. I then said "she'll text me back when she gets the message"
Then i drop the gamey shit as the hard bit was already dealt with as I've already left the club with her. I go into deep comfort and rapport as the ASD was really high. She kept saying "I'm not an English slut!" Whenever I tried to escalate. I just asked about her life and stuff. She really opens up , telling me how her boss sexually harasses her and how she wants to make a bra company (lol) and how no man would stop her ( in a really cute and sassy way). I made sure that even with the deep rapper I still kept a playful fun twist as I didn't want to kill the sexual tension completely.
After awhile I hold her hand and say "let's go macdonalds". Now since I live with my parents I to figure out the logistics within the next 5 mins of walking there. There was either -
-macdonalds toilet.
-casino number 1 toilet.
-casino number 2 toilet.
- her logistics.
-bus stop.
-alleyway.
We go macdonalds and it packed as FUARK so I make an excuse of how we won't get any seats. I then ask about her living situation. She lives with roommates and isn't allowed guests so that's screwed.
We see both casinos and they wouldn't let us in as she was deemed to drunk ( they know what's up lol ). So we sit at the bus stop with her standing between my legs. Upto this point in the pull were just joking around with me throwing in some sexual spikes so it wouldn't fizzle out.
I instantly try to get into a sexual state (read Steve Jabba's articles and 60 years of challenge for more info on this) and I slowly escalated. It halted at the point where she wouldn't let me touch her boobs and ass so I was stuck for like 10 mins or so. At some point I genuinely thought I'd go home with blue balls and fail miserably. Then I remembered from somewhere that I should attempt to make her touch my penis and she should get horny.
I try it and LOOOOOOL!!!! It was like she just woke up ! She was wearing a jacket so no one could see what was going on. I then QUICKLY escalate to fingering her and she jacked me off like an animal.'at some point she kept whispering "oh my god , you make me so horny , it's been 3 months since I last had sex" and I felt pretty validated knowing I as a Virgin had these powers
.
Suddenly she removes my hand from her vagina and pins it against the bus stop map whilst kissing me hard. I kept whispering to her " yeah I like dominating girls , tell me you'll tie me up and whip me hardcore , huh? Huh??? HUHH????"
She kept moaning harder and harder until she went back to jacking me over even better than ever.
SUDDENLY , she stops and just says "I bet you pull a different girl every night at he nightclub right?"
-nope ofcourse not.
- don't you prefer my friend , I saw you dancing with her.
-its only fun , it's. club !
-when was the last time you had sex?
-yesterday.
-see what I mean , I'm not an English slut !
- with my hand !
-LOOOOL!
She goes back to handjob and then people were walking past but since we were covered I whispered into her ear "isn't this exciting , isn't this an adventure , all these people walking past but none of them know what's going on."
This got her REALLY horny and eventually I just unzipped her and put my dick in her and pounded for like a minute before she stopped me (thankfully) as I had no condom. We the. Handjobbed to completion then exchanged Facebook. Meh probably won't see her again.
Things that put this SNL together
-Steve Jabba and 60 years of challenge sexualisarion.
-skills360 Dancefloor escelation.
-self amusement and being the shit (was very popular that night)
-persisting for logistics.
-switching to comfort when ASD was getting far too high.
- Greek wing ( I really REALLY love this dude <3
Oh and I vomited on the way home due to her beer breath XD