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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:03 pm 
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I met a girl on Bumble and we've been talking/seeing each other for 4-6 weeks now. I escalated slowly and this past weekend (Friday/Saturday) we finally had sex. During both times I was very drunk and as a result my sexual performance was bad (I'm very confident in my ability and I've never had any complaints before). I wasn't able to cum either nights and on Saturday night I even got soft mid blowjob.

Ever since Sunday I feel like she's been a little more distant and she's been responding with more one word replies to my texts. She's a gym rat and since we basically drank Friday night and all day Saturday she wasn't able to go to the gym on Saturday or Sunday.

Here is our text conversation:

Me: You free anytime this week?
Her: This week I am going to the gym for 4 hours a day after work lol
Me: That sounds like a lot of cardio. You should go tuesday morning so we can hang out tuesday night
3.5 hours later
Her: Ugh sorry long day. I'm trying to reboot this week lol
Me: No worries
2.5 hours later
Me: So no go for tomorrow? I've got my son from Wednesday until next Tuesday by the way (so I won't be able to hang out)
Her: Yeah sorry I need some recovery days ha ha

At this point I don't know what to make of the situation. Does she seem stand offish or distant? Should I call her and ask if anything is bothering her? Do I call or text and basically make a joke and apologize for being drunk and performing badly? Or am I overthinking this entire situation?

Any constructive thoughts and opinions are much appreciated. Thanks


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 5:37 am 
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So here it is. You like this girl, you hold her to a high standard, and the pressure of performing good, and the nervousness of not performing good, hindered your fucking ability to perform good.

GAME PLAN TIME

1. Go watch some youtube videos, or shit on porn sites on how to make girls squirt, orgasm etc.

2. Go fuck some girls you don't about and it's mutual, do all this fun freaky shit let loos and enjoy and handle that shit like a fuckin boss, and get your fuckin nuts back, and confidence!

3. Go meet back up with this fitness (40 hours work week in the gym holy shit!) girl you like, because her fucking libido from being in the gym that much is through the fucking roof.

4. Notice how I'm saying ''Fucking so much''

5. Go make this girl feel so amazing she squirts, orgasms, and has a brief walk with god in heaven, before she cums back to earth, and regain your throne.

Best of luck man!


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3. Go meet back up with this fitness (40 hours work week in the gym holy shit!) girl you like, because her fucking libido from being in the gym that much is through the fucking roof.


I hear often, "How do I pick up this cute Gym Rat?" Bro's gotta realize you need to be ready, if you do bed one.

Fitness modes will grind that thing off you like a pencil eraser. And want more! No joke.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 5:34 pm 
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gameshine wrote:
So here it is. You like this girl, you hold her to a high standard, and the pressure of performing good, and the nervousness of not performing good, hindered your fucking ability to perform good.

GAME PLAN TIME

1. Go watch some youtube videos, or shit on porn sites on how to make girls squirt, orgasm etc.

2. Go fuck some girls you don't about and it's mutual, do all this fun freaky shit let loos and enjoy and handle that shit like a fuckin boss, and get your fuckin nuts back, and confidence!

3. Go meet back up with this fitness (40 hours work week in the gym holy shit!) girl you like, because her fucking libido from being in the gym that much is through the fucking roof.

4. Notice how I'm saying ''Fucking so much''

5. Go make this girl feel so amazing she squirts, orgasms, and has a brief walk with god in heaven, before she cums back to earth, and regain your throne.

Best of luck man!



Actually if you took time to read what I wrote you would have seen that I was severely intoxicated and this led to whiskey dick. I didn't feel pressure to perform, I was literally so drunk I only remember bits and pieces of us hooking up lol.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:28 am 
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Sleye wrote:
gameshine wrote:
So here it is. You like this girl, you hold her to a high standard, and the pressure of performing good, and the nervousness of not performing good, hindered your fucking ability to perform good.

GAME PLAN TIME

1. Go watch some youtube videos, or shit on porn sites on how to make girls squirt, orgasm etc.

2. Go fuck some girls you don't about and it's mutual, do all this fun freaky shit let loos and enjoy and handle that shit like a fuckin boss, and get your fuckin nuts back, and confidence!

3. Go meet back up with this fitness (40 hours work week in the gym holy shit!) girl you like, because her fucking libido from being in the gym that much is through the fucking roof.

4. Notice how I'm saying ''Fucking so much''

5. Go make this girl feel so amazing she squirts, orgasms, and has a brief walk with god in heaven, before she cums back to earth, and regain your throne.

Best of luck man!



Actually if you took time to read what I wrote you would have seen that I was severely intoxicated and this led to whiskey dick. I didn't feel pressure to perform, I was literally so drunk I only remember bits and pieces of us hooking up lol.



It's a simple little thing called foreplay, it works wonders, and you can do it half asleep, but it makes girls like you(which is the scary part) and they want to keep coming back, because most ordinary guys don't do foreplay; I'll say about 80% to 90% of guys just whip it in after five minutes max, ten minutes tops(highly unlikely) of kissing. foreplay to start getting a girl off and warmed up is 15 to 30 minutes, that's what will set you apart, and they'll want you more.


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