Merry Christmasl!!! I have have a real gift for you all in this lay/field report, so enjoy!!!!! LOL
I have no reports for the holidays, so i'm going to post this Lay Report & Field Report from 2016 Halloween Weekend instead!!!!!
I don't know what it is about Halloween, but on the last 3 Halloweens..i've gotten laid; 2014 - (HB8 Brunette Stripper), 2015 - (HB7 BBW Brunette from OKCupid), & 2016 - (HB7 Skinny Petite Redhead Milf at the Bar/Club).
This lay didn't exactly happen on Halloween night, but it happened on the Halloween Weekend. Friday, October 28, 2016 to be exact. This year..Halloween was on a Monday.
On My Way To Meeting Up With My Wing
The plan was to go out on this Friday night and sarge with my wingman (Who Has The Best Fucking Logistics Ever BTW!! I'm So Jealous! Lol). My wing was going to do some pre-gamming at his house around 9:00pm. He usually makes the shot drinks for the both of us. He mixes them, and they are very good (he took bartending school). After work (around 6:00pm), i decided to take a nap, because i knew that i was going to be out all night gaming. I ended up oversleeping and didn't leave the house until after 9:30pm. I usually walk to his house. Mid-way..i was passing through downtown, and i saw McDonalds. I didn't eat anything at all for dinner, so i decided to go in and make my order for 2 mcdoubles and 1 small fries. By this time, it was around 10:00pm. The employees in the McDonalds we're acting ghetto as fuck!
, and taking forever with my order. One off-shift employee chick, came in as a customer and was drunk as shit!..preoccupying the only 2 employees that seemed to be working that night. As i was waiting..my wing texted me, asking what my status was. Of course i told him that i was starving, and at McDonalds waiting on my order. Reading his texts..i learned that plans have changed. My wing's boy came over to his house, and they were planning on taking an Uber to some Halloween house party. I finally got my order and left McDonalds around 10:25pm. I'm outside walking now, while i eat. Before i decide to walk the rest of the trek to my wing's house..i stop near a bus stop to check my phone again. My wing texted me that he and his boy are outside waiting for the uber right now. I knew that i wasn't going to make it to them in time, so i decided in a change of plans myself..to game solo at a bar nearby where i live. I decide to go back home first. I noticed that i was in a negative mood (ie in a state crash) as i was on my way back home. Maybe it was the disappointment of me oversleeping and not being able to make it in time to game with my friends. Maybe it was the awkwardness that i was feeling in the McDonalds, or all the above..i don't know. It doesn't really matter how i feel. Nowadays, i go out no matter how i feel..in a good mood, mellow mood, bad mood..it doesn't really make any difference to me anymore. So i get home around 11:00pm-ish. I drink some water and listen to a little bit of Music Choice on my tv to change my mood a little bit and pump myself up before i leave my apartment. I head straight to the bar around midnight.
At The Local Bar
On my way to the bar..i'm walking down the sidewalk, and i pass by a cop car next to a pulled over car. The cop is just standing there on the street shining his flash light into the rear passenger seat side of the pulled over car. A disheveled young blonde chick is in the back seat looking highly intoxicated and God knows what else LOl. I'm thinking to myself "Damn! It's craziness going on tonight already!" I get to the bar, and the doorman told me that it was a $5.00 cover charge to get in. I usually don't like paying covers to get into bars, but this time i say Fuck it! and pay the $5. Needless to say..the bar was super packed with people dressed up in a myriad of costumes and makeup. I see a guy dressed up as Super Saiyan Goku (one of the 1st people that i talk to at the bar that night). Since i like Dragon Ball Z..i go over and compliment his costume and crack a couple of jokes with him. He was very cool and friendly. The first girl that i approached was an HB8 young blond chick (probably like 22 years old). She was with her brunette HB7 friend. I opened with a compliment and some high energy. It went pretty well and she was cheery and very receptive, but there was so many other girls around to warm up with. So after about 3 minutes into the interaction..i decided to temporarily eject from the set and told her that i will come back to chat with her later. I went to the bar to get a glass of ice water. Tried to open this HB7.9 brunette sitting at the bar with a compliment on her costume. She gave me one look, said "Thank you", and then looked away. Blowout! LOL I took my ice water and start walking around the left side of the bar (the bar is oval shaped, and is in the center of the venue). I open a couple more sets, and make no headway. It's slowly looking like it will be one of those rough blowout bar/club nights (i know that some of you puas can relate to this lol). I reverse back around towards the bottom middle side of the bar (The area between the left and right sides) and see the young blonde HB8 girl again, and she's talking to her friends in a very animated and energetic type of way. My energy level was still pretty low at this point, and wouldn't have matched hers..so i decided not to re-approach her. It kinda sucks when your're doing bar/club game when you're low energy and every one else is at a high energy level. Because of this..instead of hooking sets, you'll get blown out of alot of sets that you approach that night. The reason why you will get this type of negative reaction from girls at the bar or club the entire night if you're at a low energy level..is because no one wants to mirror your low energy if they are already at a higher energy level than you. So they rather just stop talking to you altogether. In the past, i would've gotten into my head and experience a state crash at this point. But i don't stress because i know that i'm just warming up, and the night is still young. I have a pretty solid process that i employ for this type of game..especially for gaming solo at bars and clubs. I stay positive, and be congruent with whatever i'm feeling at the moment and plow forward. I slowly increase my mood with every approach, and some self-amusement to go along with it. That's my usual routine for doing bar and club game. I swing over to the right side of the bar, getting closer to the dance floor.
On The Dance Floor
I approach a group set. A little reaction from one of them..shortly followed by them turning their backs and moving away from me. I then approached another girl..HB9 Brunette (who was probably the hottest girl that i approached so far) who was dressed up in some slutty disney princess character costume Lol. A brief reply from her and another Blowout.
At this point, i was kinda choding around (just standing there like a statue with my glass of ice water in my hand, looking around the bar) and getting into my head a little bit, trying to re-gather myself after several blowouts. This is not the kind of headspace that you want to be in at a bar or a dance club. I was definitely getting a mental and emotional workout here. I now decide to go back to the bar for a refill of my ice water before i head back to where i was standing at. I know that if i stand still and don't talk to anybody..i will fully get into my head, get a state crash, and that will probably be my whole entire night. So i decide to keep walking around and keep approaching.
As i draw closer to the middle top side of the bar where the dance floor is..i see this petite skinny redhead dressed up as Jessica Rabbit from the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" (she was about a 7 out of 10..we'll call her HB Jessica Rabbit). I think i used one of RSD Jeffy's lines that i saw him use in one of his infield videos on Youtube. "Excuse me miss..i'm the next idiot of the night, here to meet you this evening" LOl. Interestingly enough..she smiled. I grabbed her purple gloved hand (her right hand) and kissed the top of it. Still holding onto the same hand..i spun her around, put her right arm around my neck, put my left arm around her waist, and dipped her. This is a dance routine that i frequently do. It's also kino, so it's MONEY!!! She loved it! And we started dancing and grinding on each other. From far away she looks super hot, but upon close inspection..i can tell that she is a milf and isn't the cutest girl. Her grill isn't the best either lol. But her body was very nice..her cleavage was killer, even though her boobs was no more than a B Cup. Nice defined legs in red platform heels that i can see through the slit of her red dress, and a little bubble butt
. She had enough good qualities to cancel out her bad ones..so i was thinking.."Ehh..Good Enough!" Dude..i was turned on, and at this point i just wanted to fuck something Lol. Anyway..i knew that i was going to fuck her at this point, so all i had to do was just not fuck it up. Since we had been dancing with each other for more than 15 minutes now..i see that she is comfortable with me. I primarily asked her all the important logistical questions, like; Me: "Who are you here with?" HB Jessica Rabbit: "I'm here by myself" Cha..ching JACKPOT$$$!!! Perfect logistics..with no girlfriends to cock block!
Not too much talking was going on. And that's a good sign because when you and her don't need to talk much, and she's still hanging around with you..that means that you've successfully passed through the "Comfort Phase" (ie The Mystery Method). Which by the way..i think that the "Comfort Phase" is the hardest phase of all 3 Phases to get through. I already long since gone through the "Attraction Phase", so all i had to focus on now was the "Seduction Phase"..which is mainly sorting out her logistics and pulling her back to the sex location.
In the meantime..i chat and joke around with a few women (some staff, some customers) for my own entertainment and social proof. Not that i really had to anymore at this point, but more as fluff to pass the time, to keep me self-amused, and to keep the fun and sexy vibe with me and HB Jessica Rabbit going. Some fat girl kept dancing up on me while Jessica Rabbit was grinding on me. I realized that i was becoming the center of attention on the dance floor, and was being spectated by the people around me. I didn't resist it. I just used it to amp up my own state, and social proof. After a while..i got tired of dancing. I grabbed HB Jessica Rabbit's hand and moved her to a table. We sat down. I grabbed her legs and put them up on my lap. There were some people around our table that i was trolling. Some dude dressed up as Obama was standing near our table, and i took a picture of him (later posted the pic on Facebook lol). The dude wearing the Obama costume was actually white. Lol Me and HB Jessica Rabbit found it hilarious! Some HB milf mom in a partial zeebra getup was dancing near me and HB Jessica Rabbit's table. I asked her if she escaped the zoo, and that i was the one who let her out. The HB milf mom had a good sense of humor and played along. I got her daughters in on the joke, who actually looked like they were having less fun than their mother was. They left. This hot HB8 young Brunette made her way over near to our table, dancing very provocatively. Guess who eventually approached her? It was the dude who was dressed up as Super Saiyan Goku! He pulls her to a table and started making out with her. His girl was hotter than mines! Lucky bastard! LOL Had i not been with HB Jessica Rabbit, i definitely would've got at her. But i'm not so much of an asshole to hit on another girl in front of my girl. I pull HB Jessica Rabbit back to the dance floor again, and we dance until the lights of the bar come on around 2:00am. Before HB Jessica Rabbit starts walking towards the exit..i offer to escort her to her car. She's cool with it, and we both leave the venue together.
We Bounce To The Sex Location
We walk and talk while holding hands, as we make our way back to the parking lot..which is a couple of blocks away, around the corner from the venue that we were just at. I picked HB Jessica Rabbit up in my arms as we're walking. This girl is light as a feather! lol I put her down. The streets and sidewalks were full of people leaving the bars & clubs. Most of them were dressed up in some interesting costumes. It was a site to see! I for one was dressed up (looking no different than i usually do really lol) as a "bad boy" in my leather jacket.
That's what i had told this hired gun on the dance floor, that i'm dressed up as a "Bad Boy" for Halloween Lol.
We get to her car and walk pass some fucking wasted dude standing near her car. I follow her to the driver's side of her vehicle, and give her a hug and a kiss goodnight. All of a sudden homeboy approaches the passenger side and opens her front passenger door. I ask HB Jessica Rabbit if she knows homeboy. She said that she didn't know him. I was at a loss and thinking "Was HB Jessica Rabbit and homeboy conspiring together, maybe to rob me or something?". It turns out that she really didn't know him, and she was just as much at a loss of what was happening as i was. So i went over to the side where he was..and gently pushed him aside "Excuse me bro". I get into the front passenger seat, and close the door. He eventually backed off, but he was still glaring at me for a while against the front passenger window, from the outside of the vehicle. I wanted to jump out of the car and beat his ass. In that moment..i came to the realization of the situation that i was in (moments away from full closing HB Jessica Rabbit). I was too close to the finish line to possibly lose HB Jessica Rabbit in the process. I weighed the scales in my head. A..Jump out of the car to kick homeboy's ass, and HB Jessica Rabbit pulls off as we are fighting each other. Even if i would've won the fight, i still would go home alone without getting any pussy. Or B..Take a deep breath, relax, tell HB Jessica Rabbit to pull off, and get some pussy at her place. Soooooo..i decided to ignore him and go with plan B. So we drive off. I was still in-state..so i decide to scream obnoxiously at other people in their vehicles who were also driving home from the bars & clubs. They pretty much did the same thing back at me, so it was all fun. LOL
We get to her house. I briefly introduced myself to her teenage son. I kinda feel guilty because the thought crossed my mind that "i just became the guy who's banging some kid's mom". Me and HB Jessica Rabbit chill in her room. She takes her Jessica Rabbit get up off, and gets into something more comfortable. We eat some candy and drink some soda that she had at her crib. We watch a movie on cable tv (i think it was "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"..the irony. LOL). Shortly after that..HB Jessica Rabbit gives me a tug job, followed by a blowjob. I got a condom with some lube that she had, and got to work. Turns out that she was a great fuck! After i came, it was so good that i had to go another round. For a girl so delicate and petite, she sure could handle the D!
The Very Next Night - Saturday, October 29, 2016 (3-Set Bar Pull)
Maybe around midnight, me and my wing (the same wing that i was going to meet up with the night before), went to a bar nearby where he lives. I opened a 1-set (which later became a 3-set), HB8 Jamaican Model. I forgot what i used as my opener, but i know that i used humor. Although she was laughing and playing along, the set didn't go anywhere at that moment per-say. But the fact that she stood there, probably meant that there was some attraction there. Soon there after..2 other girls came into the set. One of them was a cute thick bodied (thick in a good way
) dirty-blonde chick HB7, wearing a red shirt with the words "Netflix" written across it in white lettering. And the other one was a decent looking, but less attractive chubby brunette chick HB6, with the words "Chill" written across her stripped shirt. We will call them both HB Netflix, and HB Chill. My wing got in on the action, and we both engaged the group. At some point i isolated HB Netflix. There was some mild kino going on between me and her. Of course some dude tried to slickly AMOG me, but he didn't have the verbal and physical rapport that me and HB Netflix had at that point and time. If he had AMOGed me 5 minutes earlier, he might've been successful. So all i had to do was get HB Netflix's attention back when the AMOG stopped talking, and resume with the verbal and physical escalation again. My wing, HB Chill, and HB Jamaican Model, were all talking to each other at a nearby table at the time. Eventually HB Chill took off to the end of the bar, because apparently there were some people that she knew there..whatever!
HB Netflix went with her. My wingman took off too. He actually left the bar..because i think that he felt like the set wasn't going anywhere. HB Jamaican Model was left sitting there at the table all by herself, so i re-engaged her. She looked bored and maybe even somewhat disinterested now. I started to walk away to go find HB Netflix & HB Chill. But i thought about what i was doing for a second, and a thought occurred to me; "What the fuck am i doing leaving HB Jamaican Model there all by herself? That would actually be bad game! Why don't i just bounce her with me to her friends?". So i went back to HB Jamaican Model, grabbed her hand, and i lead her over to where her friends were. HB Netflix & HB Chill was talking about wanting to go to a strip club now. So i used that opportunity to say "Yeah..Let's all go to the strip club together, it'll be cool!", to try and stall them long enough to get my wingman to come back. I hit him up, and told him about the plan that i just set up on the spot. That we all go together to the strip club tonight. He agreed to the plan and came right back, with the quickness! LOL
We all end up agreeing on the plan to go to the strip club, and ended up pulling all 3 girls out of the bar right then and there. Of course our plan wasn't to actually go with them to the strip club and blow copious amounts of money..but to actually pull them to my wing's crib (which was a few blocks down, and around the corner from the bar where we was at). I grab HB Netflix's hand, and walk ahead of the group with her. My wingman is walking behind us with HB Jamaican Model and HB Chill on either side of him. We ended up at a bar called "Tiki Lounge", because for some reason the girls wanted to go there and dance first. We did not go in..just waited outside kinda stagnating. We were a little bit indecisive as to what we were doing. If you've ever pulled a group of girls before, then you probably experienced that they want to do anything and everything, in no particular order..with no real sense of urgency in decisively choosing only 1 thing to do. Which is why you have to lead them with decisive certainty (This is a disclaimer to all passive-aggressive guys out there trying to pimp girls. You have to LEAD THEM! Consider yourselves warned). The girls were getting a little restless and unruly. My wingman called an audible, and was like "Fuck This! We're Going To My House Right Now For Some Drinks! And We'll Go From There". And it worked! They went along with it, and walked with us to my wing's house, a block around the corner.
We're at my wing's house with the girls now. And for whatever reason..all the girls went into his bathroom together. Me and my wing hear them yapping it up in the bathroom about whatever. LOl My wing and i just act unassumingly and chill back like everything is normal, while this is going on. They eventually come out after about 10 minutes or so. My wing shows HB Netflix his ginea pig. She hold's the ginea pig in her arms petting him, and says "Awwww he's so cute!" (nice move by my wing
). HB Chill goes outside. I think she's freaking out over getting a ride back home. HB Jamaican Model sits down and has a drink. My wing was shooting to hookup with HB Jamaican Model, so he takes her upstairs and shows her around. I'm left with HB Netflix, whom i was shooting for. The wild card was HB Chill. So whatever i was going to do with HB Netflix, it had to be quick. I pulled her to the couch to sit down with me, and did some quick sexual escalation on her. I slightly rubbed on her thighs and told her how i thought she was cute. I put my arm around her, and i asked her if she was a good kisser (qualification). I think she said "I like to think so". I told her "I'm a good kisser, you wanna find out if we both make good kissers together?" I slightly tilted her head toward my face, using the hand that i already had around her. We made out for a bit. The makeout was brief but good, and cut short as HB Chill called out to her from outside of my wing's front door. HB Chill has called for their ride. My wing and HB Jamaican Model come down the stairs. Nothing sexual happened with them while they were upstairs.
HB Jamaican Model, joined HB Netflix & HB Chill outside. We all said our goodbyes, and the girls went home. Although my wing and i did not get laid by either of the girls..that night we set the bar for us and all the other guys that we sarge with on the weekends.