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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:16 pm 
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What are some examples of joke openers? And what is the key to their success?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:48 pm 
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The only one I've really tried as a jokey opener I used the other day with my mate so I'll try and script it as acurately as I can:

##2 girls getting into their car outside the gym

Me: Hey hey hold on a sec, I need you're help wiht something (looking a bit stressed about it)

HB: Hello whats the problem??

(I was lucky opening this one as they had been giving my mate and I a few looks on our way out)

Me: I need you to help me out with something, its pretty serious and me and my best mate here have got a problem we neeed to sort out once and for all, its been stressing us out for ages and our frendship could depend on it

HB: Oh jeeze um okay then whats wrong?? (looking worried)

Me: I want an honest opinion now cus this is serious and could solve a huge argument for us

HB: Well yeah of course (calls for her mate) Hey come help us here!

Me: Right girls (really got their attention now and my mate looked very confused about what I was doing), should you floss before or after you brush?!?

Girls: HAHAHaaaa you got us worried there haha!!

My mate just laughed and started chatting to one girl who was all over him straight away!

The other girl just chaffed at me for ages wanted my number, to know where I was from etc. Win win situation really!

This one is all about presentation and delivery but can be great if used well


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:24 am 
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here's some somewhat funny situational openers i found around for all types of situations...

1 (elevator) you know if this elevator get stuck we could be trapped in here for weeks. And then I’d have to eat you…

2 “If you buy me a drink you might get to kiss me..”

3 “You drank too much last night didn’t you?”

3 “So you decided to wear your bathing suit out?” (slutty outfit)

4 “Looks like a heavy read.” (reading a girly magazine)

5 “Stop giving them such a hard time.” Any time some HB is delaying her payment process in a store or order in coffee shop.

6 If there's a song on you walk up and say very genuinely:
PUA : (Hinting at song playing) I wrote this song what do you think?

breaks the ice, gets them talking about something interesting and new they've never heard before...stack


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:47 pm 
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I like the elevator one. I generally find openers work better when you're with someone else though, so it gives the appearance that you're just having fun with friends.


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An ice-breaker... Now we can talk. I'm matt



(While dancing, or can be used to open)

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I don't have a lamborghini.

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I never got the chance to use this, but i think it's golden. i always tell the girl i was going to use this line on her. they laugh and thinks this is hilarious. they usually throw there heads back and give me a slap on the arm. but here it is.
simply walk by, lean in and ask her. "Did you just farted? and she'll say no!! and tell her, ohh because you blew me away..." and walk away. please try this out, and tell me how it went with you..


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haha that fart line is jokes, so you haven't used it as an opener yet? when do you usally drop that comment then?


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i tell them after, when i run out of things to say. maybe that's when i use them,. well use it then. because it works. when i get bored i tell her, "you know what? i hate being used." throw those in. and i hate being used.


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