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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:12 am 
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Is she flirting or being a bitch?
What can I say to break her of the "ok" response??

11/20/2012 7:17:49 PM I would take that picture off your profile!

Her: ClassyMona
11/20/2012 7:30:06 PM Ok

11/20/2012 7:36:01 PM lol I hope you can take a joke, I thought you were adorable , I just had to say hi

I'm Brandon

11/20/2012 8:35:15 PM Thanks for helping me win a bet with my friend!

11/20/2012 8:41:51 PM Ok

11/20/2012 8:50:17 PM Im going to paint your house red and tie a donkey to your mailbox.

11/20/2012 8:57:14 PM Ok

11/20/2012 8:59:51 PM HAHAHA.... I love it!!!

11/20/2012 9:05:17 PM Ok

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 2:41 pm 
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Ask her "Can I have a blowjob?"
In all seriousness I think you have lost this one and generally speaking cold approaching online is a bad idea
Learn from your mistakes and move on :)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:28 pm 
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First off, what is so classy about a 24yo average looking girl that has 3 kids? Second, you totally came off as needy! Lets emphasize that for effect..."NEEDY"!

This opener has been tested and approved by a few, but i have had little luck with it in my age demigraphic. I see it as a decent open, but the 2nd response it weak. IMO it breaks down like this: "I hope you can take a joke" = I'm insecure and backtracking; "I thought you were adorable" = I just gave you more value than you deserve; "I just had to say hi" = I now seek your acceptance.

I have found that an opener that come accross as playful is better suited for online openers. I personally had the most success with "Serious question...You can only choose one, no cheating! M&M's, Skittles, or Strawberries" which is part of the apocolypse or strawberry fields opener! I do not follow the rest of the script after the opener, I usually tease them about their response, and then play on their profile. EX:

Me: Serious question...You can only choose one, no cheating! M&M's, Skittles, or Strawberries?
HB 8: M&M's~ sry if wrong but it just sounds rite!
Me: M&M's...Yep you fell for my trick! Dork! ;)
HB 8: Very funny! And, yep. Im a dork, all day every day~
Me: Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. I'm posting it on Twitter
HB 8: Ha ha, go for it! I'm not skeeeered~ How was your day?
Me: I can see you have a good sense of humor little Cancer girl...+1. ;)
The sun shined so was a good day!
HB 8: Everyday is a good day, if ya want it to be! I can be silly, yep

Me: Serious question...You can only pick one, no cheating! M&M's, Skittles, or Strawberries?
HB 7: Strawberries easily. I'm not much of a candy or chocolate person but love strawberries.
Your profile is hilarious I love it!
Me: Thanks! I do all my own work! It is good that you have a sense of humor! +1. ;)
HB 7: Humor is huge! If you can't laugh what else is there?
Me: True story Cancer girl...Nice Parrot by the way! LOL
HB 7: Lol cancer girl. Yeah that's me. That's my friends McCaw Maui
Me: :) I'm Crypto by the way
HB 7: Jenessa
Me: Nice to meet you Jenesia. Love, love your name? What is that Turkish or something? :p
HB 7: LMAO! It's made up no meaning not sure of the origin. Thanks

Hope this helps a little


All girl's are Freaks...It is your job to bring it out in them! - Crypto

You need to stop bending over and letting her ass fuck your brain! - Heywood

PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:25 am 
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Hey Crypto, how did you know she has 3 kids and is average looking? lol

I must admit ive been using that 'i would remove that pic from youre profile' it gets reply about 50 percent of the time, for me: zero number or facebook closes, almost had 1 number close but i think my lack of success is due to my crappy profile and pics and my really handsome cute face... noone seems to like it:-)
but i like that candy one better, its really fun, and the babes love strawberries, so its gotta work!

oh and dude about the 'classy mona' chick, just my suggestion but she dont seem interested, but good luck for the future tho :-)

ohh and the blow job one is very funny, i would try that, think about it whats the worst she can say 'okay' again! :-D

PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:55 am 
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