This is my first time writing a lay report so bear with me. I managed to f-close 3 girls in 3 back to back nights this past weekend. Hat Trick!
First id like to give you a bit of background on myself. I’m 28 recently separated and going through a divorce from my crazy-psycho HB9 wife and have a 3 year old daughter with her. . Keep in mind I’ve never cheated on my wife while we were together. I’ve slept with around 36 girls and all of them before I met my wife - All kinds of ranges, from HB5 when I was younger to HB9.5 swimsuit models at my peak. Even did a MILF HB9 when I was 19 and she was 40. I’m decent looking and tall (6’4) so I stand out in any crowd. My game consists of a lot in indirect stuff and attraction building though eye contact and heavy subtle keno. I’m definitely not a talker but I consider myself amazing at the other stuff. Iv picked up many girls and make-out close or even f-close in club bathrooms simply by looking at them. That was in my prime however. Flash forward 5 years later and I lost it… I gained some weight (at 215 lbs now), my confidence isn’t what it used to be. I do however have a very strong advantage, I am very well known and connected in the club scene in my city and still good friend with many many gorgeous women that are just friends. So DHV is off the charts when I walk in anywhere without me having to say a word.
Anyways, enough about me, to the report now.lol
I got bored on a slow day at work a few weeks ago and decided to make a POF account. Lol I’ve never had one before because I was married but now I thought, what the heck right? I built it to come off as a bit of an asshole and cocky because I noticed all the AFCs profiles were the same. I just wanted to stand out even though I’m actually a pretty nice guy. I message a bunch of girls… no luck ! then, out of nowhere a HB7.5 messages me ! She’s 5’10 thin, cute, athletic body, tight abs, amazing ass and cool tatoos. I would rate her higher but her face is so so. We start messaging back and forth and 30 mins later I number close by telling her I’m at work and cant really be on POS or people might notice. So she gives me her number instantly and we continue just texting back and forth. This continues for about a week. The flirting gets stronger, and by day 7 I tell her I’m doing a challenge. This was 100% true. It’s where I don’t masturbate or cum in any way for a week and my energy and testosterone increases. Well, she takes this as a personal challenge I guess and writes me a filthy amazing story about her getting bent over the hood of a car and it ends with me Cumming in her mouth… then she tells me that she masturbated while she was writing me that.. (there were long pauses in between texts) lol. Well needless to say she met me up Thursday night. We went out to a bar and to a club where I knew everyone. We had a BLAST she’s not only sexy as hell but has an awesome fun and funny personality. We kissed about 45 mins and 1 drink after meeting in person. Then made out ALL night in front over everyone lol) Left the club and as we were walking to my car she says “I think we should get a Hotel room” (im staying at my parents since the breakup with the wife) So we get one and have sex until 6am.. One of the most amazing asses iv ever seen. I can tell she works out a lot on it…Then grab some breakfast and I drop her off at her car and head to work that Friday… needless to say I was a zombie that day at work. Lol Well worth it
So I take a nap after work and decide to meet up some friends at a bar. Start drinking and end up staying out all night. Oops.. lol.. I’m not even looking for a fuck because of the night before, I just talk to friends and flirt here and there. We end up at an after hours place (bars/clubs here close at 2am), Scope out the scene and sit down outside to smoke a cig on a long bench with my buddy to my right and just talk. The place was packed so this group of girls/guys sits down to my left. I don’t even notice the smoking hot HB9 brunette sitting next to me ! Maybe because she was short 5’2-5’3. Out of nowhere she taps me and says “sorry for blowing smoke in your eyes” I look at her and think to myself.. wow hello there. Beautiful face…. We make small talk for a bit, all while having a very strong eye contact. I start some keno escalation all while realizing shes there with a guy !!! By that time however she forgot all about him. She says “I really want to kiss you right now” The guy walks inside the place visually frustrated but obviously not her boyfriend. We kiss. .. a lot… then she whispers in my ear “I really want to fuck you tonight you should come over”… done deal. I give her my phone she puts her number in it and texts me the address… sweet no need for a hotel !!! its 10 mins away. Lol We go there and fuck like rabid dogs all night. I didn’t realize from what she was wearing how hot she really was. About 105 lbs with fake boobs perfect stomach, beautiful eyes and dark long straight hair, perfectly saved pussy… then It dawns on me…. This girl is a fucking stripper… would explain why she lives 2 mins from the top tier strip clubs in the city, why shes so aggressive, and why she did blow halfway though sex...eww. To me that’s a turn-off however. I fuck her I leave at like 6am and she texts me that day around 7pm “we should have sex sober some time” (I was too drunk/tired, couldn’t cum) I don’t do strippers.(more than once lol)
Not sure of this one counts b/c its my ex(wife)… but hey sex is sex. She literally BEGS me to come hang out with her Sat night b/c shes leaving for 2 weeks. I reluctantly agree. We have dinner and a few drinks at a local PUB and then she wants to watch a movie after… Im tipsy so I kiss her plus she looks smoking hot still. Long blonde hair green eyes 5’6 tin, perfect ass (Looks like a Barbie) … definitely a HB9 maybe higher. Everywhere she goes guys just STARE more then any other gf iv ever had... I don’t mind it at all tho it kind of validates me confidence when they do. Too bad she’s bat crazy. As soon as we walk in the door I take off her clothes without saying a word… pick her up and start eating her out on the counter of the kitchen…. Then fuck her right there… I spend the night and leave in the morning.
So yeah, pretty crazy weekend. I feel kind of dirty to be honest but… fuck it. Since then iv gotten 3 more numbers and now I’m talking to a NFL cheerleader that has a kid I met though a girlfriend and 2 HB9 bartenders (One white blonde and one Brazilian) that work together and I think there’s some competition between them because they both send me huge IOIs. Get me free drinks all night too. Last night I got hammered and spent only 20$.... that was a tip lol I hope to land one of them tonight. Happy 4th of july !