Ok, so last night I received unprotected oral from a long-term sex friend. She has never infected me with anything in the passed year that we have been frequently meeting.

This morning before I urinated, a whitish, creamy and very sticky (not cum) discharge came out?

I have had chlamydia and gonorrhea separately and together on more than one occasion, which I have been cured of. Everytime I'm infected, I not only experience a similar looking discharge, but I also experience extreme nausea and upset stomach.

Today, my only symptom so far has been the discharge. I'm feeling no itching, burning, pain when urinating. I will give it more time, but does this sound more like natural bacteria that was in her saliva?

I'm not a doctor, so follow my advice carefully. Take the discharge and apply 1 oz. to either a fern leaf or a Venus flytrap. If the fern leaf starts displaying polka dots or the Venus flytrap gains the ability to talk, see a doctor immediately. Whatever you do, don't give the flytrap coffee...it'll be up all night talking your ear off.

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Ok, that is pretty funny. May as well call it a Penis Fly Trap.

Little Shop of Horrors in my pants!