This is a opener i came up with. I plan to field test it tonight. If anyone has any comments about it just say it.

Me:Hey can i get yalls opinion on something. I can only stay for a second.
Group:Sure
Me:Ok, If a guy wears a hat does that make him look better.
Group:yes,no,blah,blah
Me: The reason why i asked you this, is because when i go out i normally wear a hat and there is always at least one girl who plays with my hat and knocks it on the floor. Next think i know, my hats all dirty, and my night is ruin.

Now i always wear a hat when i go out, and this really does happen, where i have a girl who knocks my hat off because they want to touch my head and next thing i know my hat gets all dirty. Any comments on this will be helpfull.

New stuff is always better than the old!

i forgot to say after the last sentence this
Me: Im trying to find out if i should continue to wear my hat or not.

Very interesting. I also wear a hat alot and although I don't have the problem of people knocking it off, I'd like to help you field test it.

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Sounds good. What happens is, girls start trying to touch the back of my neck or my head and end up tipping my hat off my head. Then it falls on the ground and gets all dirty. This is only when im wearing my white hat.

Ok sounds good. But i would change it abit.
'do you think guys look better in hats or without?'
Also i would'nt mention the hat being knocked on the floor, maybe something like
e.g. 'because i swear i get more girls checking me out when i wear it' or 'because my friend says i look more attractive without it'.

Knocking your hat on the floor hey, dam. If someone did that to me i would wanna knock them to the floor. Maybe thats why they dont try it with me cus they dont want to test me. Bust on them for it.

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Ok so the opener actually worked pretty well. As soon as i open with this i had girls touch my hat as usuall. Which you can always follow up with "hands of the merchandise". So im going to probably continue to use it since i always wear hats.

I usually shave my head with a size 2 guard, and when it gets just long enough I spike it up in a mohawk. Just about the best I can do for peacocking for day and night game; I hate baseball hats and I can't wear a beany without looking like a cancer victim.

the only thing id change in the opener is id change "can i get your opinion" to "lemme get your opinion" but other than that its a good opener

fuck man. i know what u mean. its bad when u look good in white hats like i do