So I was at this Grocery store last Friday, right by my gym. I was only there to mooch samples and waste time, pretty much. At the deli I see this HB7.5 with sort of short blonde hair with a slender build. She told me she tended bar in the same complex (it shares a wall with my gym). I tell her that I once worked for the owner, who is, consequently, her stepmother. She seems like the adventurous type so I ask if she would like to have dinner with me and do prepare all kinds of different dishes. She says "come talk to me at my bar." After work on Monday, I do just this. I have a beer and yak with the guy next to me, the owner and the tender. She does not work this night, but whatever I still go across the street where this Salon was having its grand opening where I mingle and mooch. Amazing Bruscetta, Tomatoes and Brie, OMFG this shit was good. I experienced the joy of canned champaign and let some dentist rambley about his love for wine. I had this Sardinian Roset and he even gave me a bottle of Riesling. Score! Some really attractive people there. Most of the women were married but one of the owners was this tall-ass HB8.5 MILF. Not sure if she was married but she was about 5'10" and I joked around with her daughter being 26 and young looking and about her being "a very well maintained 63." Hahaha, I may stop in more just to bullshit and flirt. Anyway, I come back last night and this HB7.5 is closing up shop (The only bar in this fucking town that is scheduled to close @ 2 AM, FFS). We fluff and joke and flirt and feel each other out for awhile. All I was doing was present myself in the best way possible. I kinoed her wrists a bit (got a huge hard-on) and then this nationally known comedian (he went to my elementary school, which I did not know and graduated 4 years ahead of me from my high school) and his friend (who publishes a local arts/entertainment mag) came in. They were pretty funny. This dude starts "Saying that hey you know in HS his nickname was Big Dick (real name)" all this other related shit. It was hilarious. I added "My dick is so big Zac Efron wants to date it." (Thank you Sinn) Mr. Big Time Comedian said "shut up and just let me talk." I thought that shit was funny as hell. These dudes probably think they are the shit and I did my best not to care. They were pretty cool and The Comedian (Watchmen reference) bought me a bourbon and soda. At the end of our encounter, HBLioness tells me that she wants to finish her previous relationship as it is three years in length and she moved in with him whatnot and she tells me to come back by the bar again. I open up to her a bit and tell her that sometimes I studder/stammer not because I am nervous but because I have trouble finding the right words. She says not to be nervous and to come by again. I plan on doing just this, at the same time.
Overall, I really liked how this went. She seems cool, friendly and she is sexy in that "Sienna Miller in Layer Cake" fashion. She has a five-year-old son and who fucking cares. All of the girls I meet all have kids it seems like. However, I cannot emphasize this enough how a good first meeting with a chick, just like a good job interview, does not meet a damn thing until you get laid, get the job or whatever your goal may be. _________________ Call me Sly.
My goal: To become a Pickup Artist in everything but name.
And yeah, This is (still) just the beginning.
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