Lately I've been sarging with great success. I've been number closing, K-closing and time bridging with ease. So I thought to myself: The game shouldn't be this easy, especially for a newbie. In short, I needed to be grounded. Here's what happened: I went out with my ex, whom I recently broke up with because of all this PUA shit. However, I wanted her to ride me like a pony and do my taxes in the morning, so I thought I'd take her out for drinks. When we were deciding where to go for our 3rd bounce, I suggested that we not go to one bar in particular because I always get hit on there. Now she just had to go there. I told myself that I wouldn't run game, just social proof the joint. Well, after a few beers, I started getting cocky and whispered to my ex "Watch me pick-up that girl at the jukebox." I walk over to her and start being cocky-funny. We laugh a bit. I escalated quickly to K-close. She says she has a BF. Now, in my head I'm thinking "only because I haven't built enough comfort with you yet." Unfortunately, that's exactly what I said to the girl. She said "Ewww," and walked away. That was the creepiest thing I've ever said to a girl in the field. I went to the bathroom to gather myself. When I came out to face the music, she was sitting on a stool facing away from the bar holding her drink in her lap.
Her: Hey, come here.
Me: What's up?
Her: Look at me. You're a douchebag. Everyone here thinks you're a douchebag.
Me: Well that's kinda harsh (looking around at empty bar where all my "new friends" were), and it's not true.
Her: Yeah, what you need to do is go outside and fix things with your girlfried.
Apparenty, my ex had said some shit to a couple of guys about me thinkin I was a PUA. I suppose while I was in the bathroom they told my target what was up. So I walk down the bar to cash out. All the sudden a guy stands up, throws his glass of beer at me, and yells "That's my girlfriend." Meanwhile I'm covered in PBR and he starts walking toward me. I stand up and start stretching. His girlfriend (target) holds him back. Little chump, sat there with his back turned earlier when his girlfriend was calling me a douchebag and giving me constructive criticism. Little pussy. Anyway, the whole bar starts booing me at this point. Even a deaf lady I'd mixed it up with earlier was giving me a thumbs down. So, I bounced. I'd gotten humiliated alright. I do think, however, that my game will improve greatly from this, don't you? Also, I felt like I could keep gaming my target as she started giving me constructive criticism. Game On.
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