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 Post subject: FR: Fingerbanging Fun
PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:27 pm 
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I’d been sick most of the week and my voice was almost gone from all the coughing I’d been doing that day. So I went around all night soundng like an elderly lady that'd somked too many cigarettes.

It turned out to be an okay night.

As a warm-up I opened a guy at a table on the smoking patio selling t-shirts for one of the DJ’s. I then bounced from him to a 3 set of Asian girls and chatted with them a bit, I’d use them later to chat with in between sets but otherwise I wasn’t that interested.

Chatted with some wings then Cyse and I spy a 2 set sit down on a bench by a heat lamp. A hot little girl in a leopard print slip and the obligatory less hot friend.

I approach:

HR: Hey guys I with Club X Quality Control, just checking to make sure all our guest our enjoying their evening.
Them: *Something I don’t remember*
Leopard: You’re with Club X? Do you have business cards?

HR: No I’m the pretend owner.

They laugh.

I notice I stepped in gum.

HR: Fuck! I got gum on my boot!

They giggle and I raise up my leg pointing my gum stuck boot at Leopard’s face.

HR: Lick it off for me.
Leopard: No! Wipe it on the step there.

I wipe the gum off.

I go into short routine how I get mistaken for Justin Timberlake and it’s and insult cause I’m way hotter.

Leopard scoots aside and says I can sit down.

I move in between them.

HR: Alright here comes my fat ass! It’s so fucking huge, I need to go on a diet.
Leapord: It’s not fat.
HR: Yes it is!

I sit down and begin battering with Leopard. I then talk to her friend a bit when Steam comes in to occupy her.

I now turn full attention to Leopard and tell her about my 8 girfriends.

I spy Zar and wave him and his girl over. I tell Zar how Leopard is my new assistant and she just licked gum off my boot using, “late night showtime porno tongue!”

Leopard and I get into a banter war and I get caught up teasing and messing with her and forget to advance the sarge. I find out she's a manager at Victoria's Secret and at first she says she has a boyfriend but then later says she really doesn't.

Her friend gets bored and wants to dance so off they go. Oh well, maybe I’ll see’m later.

Lesson: Always advance to your goal (DUH!), don’t get caught just fucking around when it’s going well!

I roll inside to the dance floor and try to snag a two set on the floor and get blown-out.

I go back outside and get stopped by a 2 set, this blonde Israeli chick whispers to her friend and then tells me I look like her ex-bf, “But hotter!” I add. They’re leaving the club and I figure fuck it and try to go for a quick number close but she wont give it up. Should have just tried a k-close or Apocalyse opener.

I then hook up with The3me and we look for a set.

I then see the best set of the night. It’s a hot brunette and blonde talking to some guy. I catch the brunette glancing at me, then blatantly eye fucking me. We’ll call her Wyom cause she ends up being from Wyoming but she looked Persian.

I walk up, “What? Do I remind you of someone?”
Wyom: No.
HR: Cause this girl just stopped me and said I looked like her ex-bf but he was an asshole.

Can’t remember what was said next, but she had grabbed my hand at this point and and wouldn’t let go.

So I did what any self-respecting Casanova would do and gave her the twirl.

By this time The3me seemed to be doing well with her friend.

I accuse Brunette of touching my nice ass, she agrees it is in fact nice and we begin trading ass slaps, and chat, but then her friend wanted to go, so they went.

But I’d be seeing more of her later.

Try to stop a moving 2 set. Denied.

Open a 3 set of Persians with Quality Control and Zar comes into wing, but they aren’t feeling us and leave after a few minutes.

I stop another moving 2 set and Zar comes into wing. I tell them about Ronald McDonalds painted cock and we stay in for awhile. We probably coulda taken this wherever but I wasn’t attracted so we let them go.

Then I see Keflex has found Wyom and her blond friend and it looks like the blond is giving him shit so I roll in.

HR: Be nice to my friend here.

She says something to me to the effect of punching me.

HR: That’d be hot!

She smiles at that.

Wyom is sitting on the ground texting she looks up.

Wyom: Well, well look who it is.
HR: Your favorite sex toy.

Keflex and I sit down with them.

Wyom is a little drunk by this point. We chat and then Keflex takes blond to the dance floor.

Good job on the isolation dude!

But before they go blond tries to pull Wyom along.

Wyom; You go Imma stay here.
Blond:*To me* You better take care of my friend or I’ll kick your ass!
HR: You turn me on when you say shit like that!

She leaves with Keflex.

I try to run some sexual frames on Wyom then realize this girl is drunk!

Drunk girl game = fast escalation + seduction location.

So I put my hand on her knee and tell her we’re going to play the Nervous Game (cr: Brad P.). I move my hand up her leg while asking “Are you nervous yet?” uShe keep saying “No.” until I have my fingers in her pussy and begin finger banging her.

This goes on for a bit then we start chatting more, she asks me what I do – like 5 times. Apologizes for being drunk then says, “You want to make out with me don’t you?”

HR: If you really want to we can.

We make out. Talk. Make out. Number close her.

I get Zar’s attention and have him take some pics of us. She tries to take some with her camera but can’t figure out the flash.

We make out again and I push her off.

HR: We gotta stop or I’m going to throw you on the table and fuck you.
Wyom: How bout you stop talking about it and just do it already.

I pick her up and carry her over to meet some friends while I try to consider if there is anywhere in the club I could actually take this girl and get my first in venue lay! The bathrooms have attendants so I rule that out and there doesn’t appear to be any place on the patio and I feel it’d be a nightmare to try to drag her around the inside looking for a spot.

Oh well.

By this time Keflex is back with the Blond friend we discuss trying to pull them. I find out she lives along and I say, “Hey let’s go to your place and watch a movie” purposely making quotation marks with my fingers when I say movie.

After awhile longer she gets on the phone and calls someone telling them to come out on the patio.

A few minutes later two guys appear and she goes over to one of them. I talk with the other guy and all I find out is he just met the girls tonight as well through his friend. I don’t get a chance to find out the other guys relation before they all go inside.

Well that ends that!

I go home to sleep.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:45 am 
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Nice man...I liked both of your FRs that ive read so far...good stuff...Always advancing your goal is right, I make the same mistake all the time because Im having so much fun negging the shit outta the broad because usually their laughing the whole time. But we gotta remember that were not trying to entertain the broad, werfe trying to pick her up.


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