First opener ever

TommyC · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:51 am Post subject: First opener ever

Good morning,

So I thought I would get you guys to read over my opener before I test it out. Im thinking that you could use this in any situation really.

Hi, I just need an average girls opinion on something (read that on this). My uncle has offered me £300 if I have a ponytail this time next year. What do you think of guys with ponytails?

Now be honest if it sucks it sucks and I'll scrap it and try think of something else.

niceguy · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:53 am Post subject:

if i were to use this personally, i would follow it up like this

me: Hi, I just need an average girls (I would leave out "average" because I don't think that's a neg - it's more of an insult. You're not joking with her, you're telling her that she's average.) opinion on something. My uncle has offered me £300 if I have a ponytail this time next year. do you think I can pull it off?
hb: doesn't matter what she says
me: I think I totally can (when I obviously can't). But it might make you jealous since not only will the ladies come aflockin, so would the boys that would normally come to you.
hb: cue laugh track
me: but seriously, what do you think of guys with pony tails?

that would be my neg.

Archangel White Rose · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject:

I'd turn it around and say that he's offering 300 for me to get rid of my ponytail (as I have one), seems a lot more likely to me.

TommyC · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:24 pm Post subject:

Sounds pretty good. Ill memorize and give it ago.

Thanks

djtetsu · Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:11 am Post subject:

IF they stare at you too long thinking yes or no, interrupt them and go

Wow you really like checking me out. Too bad you're not my type (for real HBs)

TommyC · Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:49 am Post subject:

Thats a great idea, this is a quality forum.

EvoJ · Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:43 pm Post subject:

Umm. In general it is fine but I have a question...

Why would your uncle pay you to Grow a pony tail? I mean aren't 99% of the women you tell this to gonna ask you about that? If you have a great continuation that is awesome but yeah.. you get my point right?

I mean Rose had it right. It would be way more common for someone to pay you to cut a pony tail.

Do you have an extention if they ask "Why would he pay you to grow one?"

EvoJ

TommyC · Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:04 pm Post subject:

Hes the only one in the familiy that has one and he want me and one of my brother to have one. Not only that but each year that I keep it I get an addition £200.

I could also say,

Well see my uncle is a religious nut and he belives that jesus had a pony tail so he wants me to look like jesus.

Then maybe they laugh or something.

EvoJ · Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:13 pm Post subject:

No.. I think the truth is good enough. Smile

EvoJ

TommyC · Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:21 pm Post subject:

cheers.

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