Nectar
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 Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:13 am Post subject: First night sarging! |
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Ok. I've JUST got back from my first night using this material, after a long dry spell (3months or so). Tonight it was me and my friend who recently got dumped by his gf of 3 years. Yeah...one of those!
Anyway, the objective of the night was for me to practice some stuff and for him to realise that this is much more fun than pursuing one girl. We used some openers/routines, and while not all of them worked they were all entertaining from both sides. We sarged about 20 sets in total and it was a lot of fun. We used:
(I don't intend to take credit for all, if any of this. The bulk of it is simply field testing material I learned from this forum or elsewhere)
1) ME: Do you think its ok to break up with someone using a text message?
HB8: That's a bit harsh!
ME: Well, I know someone who agrees. My friend Gary was going out with this girl for 5 months and he dumped her using a text. She wasn't impressed! A couple of months later when they bumped into one another in town. She suggested one crazy no-strings night for old time's sake. So it happened, and a week later he was in the pub with us and she texted saying she was pregnant!
HB8: Oh my god!!
ME: So, without saying a word he stood up and walked out crying. I phoned him but I couldn't help him out. I felt terrible. So, a week later she texted him again saying "I'm not actually pregant. That'll teach u to dump me using a text!"
HB8: (laughing)
2)ME: Can i get a female opinion on something? Who lies more: boys or girls?
HB7: Boys!
ME: I knew you'd say that, but I think its about equal.
HB7: Really?
ME: Yeah, but while boys tell lies like,"You're arse doesn't look fat in those jeans" girls tell harsher ones like,"It's your baby!"
HB7: (laughing)
3)HB8 at the bar by herself, couldn't let it go.
ME: Wanna see something cool?
HB8: Sure!
ME: Give me your hands. (made hb turn round hands at least once for compliance)
ME: (Number between 1-4. She guessed three)
HB8: OMG! Are u serious?!
4)HB7 and her (boy)friend. (not sure;-))
-Played the 5qs game on her and she failed at no1!!
-Played the 5qs game on the guy in front of her (with drink wager) and got him on the 4th!
-He had to buy me the drink and was pretty embarassed! She was laughing and i gave her a wink.
5)ME: My little brother turned 14 today.
HB7: Aaaw! Tell him happy birthday!
ME: Yeah I'll tell him some creepy girl at a nightclub wishes him happy birthday!
HB7: Haha! I see your point!
ME: He got the Guinness book of World Records as a present. When's the last time you took a close look at it? Its gotten smutty! There's always been a section for measurements, endurance and so on; but there's one for sex now!
HB7: OMG! Really?
ME: Yeah there was this hilarious thing in it.
HB7: Oh yeah?
ME: It said that 93% of girls masturbate in the shower.
HB7(Blushing): That can't be true!
ME: Apparently so! And the other 7% sing!
HB7: Really?
ME: Do you know what they sing?
HB7: No. What?
ME: You must be one of the ones that masturbate then!
HB7: (laughing and blushing)
I also used cocky-funny with a lot of girls just off-the-cuff and I got some definite IOIs. I didn't push anything for a close I mostly just ran game with my friend and left, simply to show him it worked and was fun!
I noticed one incredible thing tonight: hotter girls like these routines more than average girls!
Obviously next time I plan on closing sets but
any thoughts/comments would be appreciated! |
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