I have been flaking on my regular girls. Why? No idea, it must be the ADHD, and the fact that I have been feeling down lately. I realized that I have severe body image issues. I used to be fat when I was younger. So, me achieving the best shape of my life, is very important to me. Anyway. I found fitting clothes to go out Friday night.
I went with my friend, who usually has me do all the opening and whatnot. He just got out of a relationship with an HB 9 and that ended badly. Either way here is how Friday night went.
I am always fashionably late and tend to take my sweet ass time. I know this is a huge problem with the girls I am dating and with my friends. So, I am making a mental note right now that my procrastination has to be addressed. Screw this ADD man. I get to my buddies place around 12 and we take a couple shots of tequila and head out to one of the local bars.
We get there and it is packed and sweaty. I text one of my targets and she tells me where she is but to sum it up, we don't end up meeting that night because she gets too drunk and starts going off in her own little world. So we are the bar, I feel anxiety, I feel it. It sucks bad. But I am aware of it so I am able to manage it, I have been off my game lately and I am feeling insecure. My buddy and I just drink and we still enjoy our company but I try to avoid the shark look that he is giving off and try to get him too loosen up and stop trying to find a chick to fuck. It was counterproductive..
So after shooting the shit and 30 minutes later, I finally open a set. This was a three set. Two average chicks and one really cute blonde. I used an opinion opener regarding what kind of birthday party my friend and I should throw this upcoming weekend. One of the girls digs one of the themes and I reward her. She isn't my target. But the conversation breaks off and my buddy is holding his own and mingling with the 6.5 and i am stuck with the 6. I assume she was the mother hen so I took my time winning her over. In the corner of my eye i see the really cute 7.5-8 HB in the corner just looking lonely. Perfect. I will be the oh so charming guy to save her from her boredom.
BUT out of nowhere two dudes come into the set and one I know isn't a threat but other one just starts hugging the blonde chick and then the other chicks. I don't address it, I still talk to the mother hen...my wing runs into the dude and I see that he tries to AMOG him. From what I can tell, my friend handles his own and doesn't seem to be blown out of the set. THANK GOD.
I let minutes pass and i see that the AMOG isn't gaming the blonde and she is lonely yet again. I ask the non threatening guy and the mother hen how they know each other and they are in the same architecture program. Cool beans. The will call the blonde girls Ali, she is yearning for some attention so I break off from the two people i am talking to and make my move. Now, I don't remember what I said to her but I made sure I generated some attraction. I think most of my interaction was cold reading which she was eating up, i think she used to date assholes in her past...she was digging me.
I think I teased her about being construction, since it isn't the norm for a woman to be in. I assumed that she must be rough around the edges. A quote from the night that i remember correctly was "what else are you assuming about me" I just acted like a kid who got caught reaching for a cookie in the cookie jar. She was eating it up. She then mentioned she knew how to shoot a shotgun pretty well. This was perfect. The bartender came and asked if i needed a drink, and I was like "after what she told me, fuck yeah i need a drink".
I knew I reached attraction levels when she started asking me about what I did for a living, and I told her I was a teachers aide. Her friends wanted to leave and I number closed her. We didn't get much comfort in so I knew what I needed to do.
Here is our text convo...she wasn't receptive but I hit a romantic cord and she opened up like magic
Me: Hey construction laddyyy, don't kill me with that shotgun of yours - from Mr. A
Her: Haha heyy you shouldn't have to worry city boy
me: oh and why is that? I think it's my charm isn't it?
Me: Are you snaptually active? textually active =we have yet to see
her: haha yeah sorry I suck at texting back usually. I am snatually active though
Me: I think an intervention will have to happen
. I'd like your snapchat
Her: It wouldn't be the first attempt at an intervention. Add me up!!
Me: My interventions involve "extreme measures"
. Permanent effects. Okay. Added
Her: I may take it into consideration but it'll be hard to break me
Me: Hmm a way to a womans heart. 1. chocolate 2. puppies. 3. ice cream. You'll break in no time[b]She must have dated assholes...after that line...she opened up like magic..
her: so you want a way to my heart?
her:you're pretty much dead on though haha
Me: what can i say i understand women. And that was just the basics
Her:you sure about that ? you couldn't wrap your head around me working in construction so maybe i am not so basic. I
her: I am just messing. I do love the basic girly things but I am a rough country girl.
Me: I stated the basic needs of a woman. After that it's up to the girl to be complex. And you are turning out to be complex. Which I like and it's refreshing. So rough country as in mud wrestling?
She sent me a wall of text. She is investing. We want that.
Her: those are my wants, not my needs. And trust me I'm not that complex. I've never mud wrestled but I totally would. I mudding on atvs and fishing. I'd take a night of camping in the middle of no where on a lake over a sweaty packed club any day. And I'm pretty good at aiming a shotgun. But I can definitely get down on the dance floor...don't let me fool you there.
Me: I apologize for assuming. But this is how it works. You get to know me, and I get to know you. I look forward to it. And I totally love girls who can wield a gun
Her : Haha no need to apologize. Just letting you know more about me. But my basic order is puppies, ice cream, then chocolate
her: i also have to apoligze in advance because i'm slightly concusseed and was pretty drunk Frday night so i can't remember some details we talked about.
Me: You're pretty interesting already, lol. You made me break my rule. and then whatever we talked about Friday night I am taking to the grave. I am glad you put puppies first. I love them.
Her: Lol what's your rule?
Me: I promised myself that I wouldn't take numbers from girls I meet in bars or clubs anymore. You were pretty cool, and you made me break it.
Her: I usually don't give my number to guys I meet in bars or clubs. So you clearly used to get a lot of girls numbers..i guess it is that charm.
On that note I will text you tomorrow. Don't want to be tired to teach the little ones how to add and subtract. Goodnight cute stuff!
Her: Aw have fun! Goodnight charming.
I'll see her again soon enough.