Today I wasn't planning on going out but then one of my girl friends texted me to come to a festival she was at. I thought about it for awhile and she sorta talked me into coming as well which im happy she did!
I got there around 7:30pm and met some of her friends, one was a gay irish actor, the other was a movie producer and completely loaded. I was wondering how my friend knew these people! lol. I wasn't thinking about pickup I was just having a good time.
There was a small stall in the festival with this fucking hot brunette working by herself behind the bar. A couple times I had walked past and she caught me looking at her. I was with friends and didn't approach and in the back of my mind I knew i wanted to go talk to her.
By this time I had stolen this weird medieval hat off my friend which was half broken and had one massive horn sticking out forward like a dick. When we were leaving the festival I was looking over at her as we walked past and she was looking at me, none of us were breaking eye contact, after a few seconds, I had no control over my feet and i walked straight towards her
. At this point her and two of her friends that were in the kiosk started laughing hysterically!
I can't remember exactly but the convo was something like this
Friend2: "Hey I love your hat"
Me: "Haha you like it? Its kinda broken someone pulled one of the horns off!
Brun: "It kind of reminds me of something
Me: Haha and whats that?
They all started laughing again
Me: Okay well i came here to order soo.. can I get..umm.. your number? then looking directly at brun smiling.
Brun: (She blushes and looks down) "I have a boyfriend"
Me: Oh yeh? thats cool we can all hang out together
Brun: ":) i dont think he'd like that
Me: He wont be cool with that?
Brun: noo lol
Hmm okay i looked at her for a few seconds in silence then decided to buy a drink while i was there. I asked what she was doing tonight and she was going home, introduced myself shook her hand, blamed her for making me lose my friends then left!
Was very disappointed!
Club from the Simpsons
As I was walking back to the main street everyone was opening me because of my hat calling me a unicorn, or your horny! And i walked back with a group of guys/girls that were pretty cool. I couldnt figure out if any were single but they enjoyed my company and shouted cya Ptown! as they drove off in the taxi.
I finally met up with my friends again and we went to this club that was literally exactly the same as that bar Moe has after he renovates it and it has all that weird shit like the blinking eye I thought it was hilarious! I even told the guy that was running the night and he thought it was funny.
And because it was SOooo much like Moes bar it sucked lol. The music had the same stupid beat the whole night and I couldn't tell when the song actually changed. People sitting in the outside area were all just talking and i was looking around, guys weren't even escalating on any of the girls they were with. Picking up her was going to take some serious skill because
1. 80% of girls were with guys,
2. Everyone thought they were high class all dressed up and high bitch shields,
I was definitely underdressed with just a singlet.
I tried talking to a group of girls when one kept eyeing me but she gave me the cold shoulder. I stayed there talking to the irish guy for a few hours then we went back to the movieproducers place who had a penthouse suite on the beach. The guy who owned it brought back this stunning girl and i was having a playful chat with her. I was very attracted to her and she kept eyeing me and not breaking eyecontact. I was being a bit silly and she thought it was funny. But in the end she wasn't my girl so I wasn't going to cockblock my friend I'm not like that. I think they ended up sleeping together and she left soon after so she may have had buyers remorse lol.
I had to bunk with the gay guy which was... a new experience for me
Although I didn't pickup I still had an awesome time, was really disappointed that kiosk girl had a bf not sure what else I could have done there. I seem to be attracted to alot of girls that have bf's dunno why!
I have to say the approach felt amazing doing it, just the way they reacted. The penis hat definitely helped