So I arrive at the club around 11 pm. On my way inside I pass a two set (HB Red Dress and HB Black Dress) talking with a one legged dude with crutches. For those who complain about looks and bla bla bla - I've seen this guy out a lot. this dude has ONE leg, walks on crutches, and doesn't look particularly good. YET HE FUCKING OPENS TONS OF GIRLS EVERY NIGHT. WITH ONE LEG. So for those complaining about your the adonises in the club taking all the women, get your head out your ass and approach! I make a note to speak to HB Red and Black later.
My country works on island/black people time, so naturally there are a grand total of 8 people inside, with one 3 set of girls and the rest either dudes or couples. After a few minutes I go back downstairs to get a drink (I leave drinks in my car so I don't have to pay for the club) and pass a cute two set (We'll call them HB twins) coming upstairs. They ask me how inside is looking, and I tell them that it's dead. They go back to where they came from, but I make a mental note to talk to them later too. I go back in the club and wait as it slooooooowly fills up. HB Red and HB black come upstairs, along with another girl (HB Blue Dress). They're dancing with a comically out of rhythm older tourist/white woman, but it's obvious that HB Tourist has no problems cutting loose. HB Black comes over to buy a drink, and I open her with something along the lines of "I wish I had tourists coming up to me and dancing!" She laughs, gets her drink, and goes back to her group.
I need another drink so I go back downstairs. On my way back inside HB Twins are behind the pay counter, and jokingly ask me for entrance fee (it's free). I joke around and tell them that they'll get it when they come upstairs. They tell me that if they come upstairs I have to buy a drink. My goldigger alarm goes off and I just tell them "we'll see".
I head back up to the club and chill for a bit, enjoying the music and my drink. I walk over to HB Black, Blue, and Red, and decide to open HB Red. Guys have been randomly throwing money in the club and it's amusing to watch them rush for it. I tell HB Red to pick up some cash for the both of us. Red barely looks in my direction. Next!
I open HB Blue with the same line. She laughs, and I'm in. Despite the extremely loud music, I speak TOO loudly and she jumps back a couple of times. We continue talking though, and eventually we start dancing. I offer to buy her a drink because she danced with me. At the bar, I open a real cute BBW, with a rather generic "hi, how you enjoying the night?" She opens happily, but I noticed that there was a guy with her - I wasn't sure if it was her boyfriend or just a friend, but I didn't kill myself to find out. I excused myself and went back to HB Blue.
if you don't know what Caribbean dancing looks like, it's primarily grinding - here's an example - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_AOJEXur1A
Anyway I start getting a bit bored of her.
Around this time HB twins come back in the club, see me, and ask me for a drink. Playing along, I tell them they have to dance with me first. They move on, and I'm glad.
I open the girl next to me with the same line about picking up the money for "us". She doesn't really bite. I move on to open the girl next to her (call her HB BB), and she opens up. We fluff a bit about background. She's into me. We dance for a second but she moves away. I know I could have escalated if I want, but I have no intentions on doing so.
I open the NEXT girl (HB Kiehsa), and she opens as well. We dance. The club music cuts off, and everybody starts leaving. I give her MY number and tell her to contact me. The HB Blue asks me for a ride, and since she doesn't live far from me, I have no problem. Somewhere along the line I think HB Blue asked if I live by myself. I do, but again, have NO intentions of escalating. I end off a good night by drunkenly reversing into her neighbours car. FUCK.
I probably could have opened better looking girls, just for the practice. Most of the girls I opened were probably from about 5-7. Next time I'll work on the girls from 7-10.
Although it did take me a while to start opening, once I got going I kept on going. I should cut down on the time it takes to approach.
BE more fucking careful when driving late nights after I've had a few drinks.