Man, she was way too drunk by the time we got to my place. She could barely stand and any time I tried escalating she'd get pissy drunk mood. She did leave her nice neckless at my place which I'm waiting to use at a good time.
So? That doesn't change anything, you still went out with a girl and her friends
prior to having fucked her. And regardless of having an early morning. That was a bad bet from the very beginning but you took it anyway. That's being too available/eager.
Me: "Crazy dream last and guess who was in it??... Dutch!! I'll have to tell you during my lunch break haha" (Dutch is her dog) and he was actually in my dream.
You're fishing. Using the dog dream as bait to squeeze in a lunch invite. It seems you're trying a bit too hard and that's why her replies are not particularly invested. You're trying to get reactions out of her and that's virtually a form of validation seeking behavior.
It's not particularly attractive.
There's a difference between telling a joke because you
find it funny and are looking to amuse yourself as opposed to telling a joke because you think they
will find it funny and are looking to amuse them.
You're largely if not entirely focusing on her at the moment.