My friends and I play this game where we give each other a word any random word and then we're forced to make a banter line out of it

Commitment:

Girl:"I would love to have kids some day"
Jaxin to obstacle:"oh my god I can't hang with her anymore, she smells like commitment

Spatula:

She says something weird:
Jaxin:"you keep this up and I'll have to put you over my knee and spank you with my spatula

Window:

Jaxin:"oh my god how long has she stuck her head out the window?"

Clearly they don't have to be good just keep making banter lines till you hit one you like

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Its pronounced Jay-Zin

"It's gonna be like Cabo in my PANTS!"

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i like the idea of the word game we should start that here

you make up a banter line for the prior word then leave one for the next person

Trash can

Just keep in mind that Banter lines aren't negs, only negs are negs, they don't have to be a sharp or backhanded just fun and witty and something a girl or her friends can giggle at.

Trash Can:

Jaxin:"so do you like Music"
Her:"Oh yes I LOVE music I love blah blah blah-"
Jaxin:"what's your favourite kind of Music"
Her:"ummm I guess R&B[you can insert anything]"
Jaxin:"you know what some day you should be a musician you can start now there's a trash can over there just grab that and a homeless guy and start singing, who knows you might even get a record deal"

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Its pronounced Jay-Zin

"It's gonna be like Cabo in my PANTS!"

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Best of Jaxin:
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The first two are just cheesy come-on lines. Not only that, but you are DLVing yourself right off the bat by putting her up like that, and as well, you are doing it by talking about her physical looks.. which is pretty damn predictable and AFC. Going to have to fail those..

fuckkk thats a dope 1

she says:
"I can't talk to you anymore"
"You suck"
"I hate you"
"why are you like this?"

Jaxin:"It's good for me it's good for the economy"

Jaxin:"I cost more than you make"
Her:"like what a dollar an hour?"
Jaxin:"honey it's a dollar ten we're in a recession right now!"

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Its pronounced Jay-Zin

"It's gonna be like Cabo in my PANTS!"

Contemporary Chronicler:
http://thecontemporarychronicler.blog.com/

Best of Jaxin:
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Jaxin:"Are you nervous?"
Her:"no, why?"
Jaxin:"you're around me"

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Its pronounced Jay-Zin

"It's gonna be like Cabo in my PANTS!"

Contemporary Chronicler:
http://thecontemporarychronicler.blog.com/

Best of Jaxin:
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"So why are you talking to me?"
"why are you like this?"
any question with why in it

Jaxin:"it's good for me and it's good for the economy"

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Its pronounced Jay-Zin

"It's gonna be like Cabo in my PANTS!"

Contemporary Chronicler:
http://thecontemporarychronicler.blog.com/

Best of Jaxin:
best-of-jaxin-vt1824.html

"I have a very deep and philosophical question....[pause].... If you go to the store and buy a bag of shelled peanuts, do they have their shells still or are they removed?"

Jaxin:"You remind me of Monday"
Girl:"Why Monday?"
Jaxin:"'cause no body likes Mondays"

_________________
Its pronounced Jay-Zin

"It's gonna be like Cabo in my PANTS!"

Contemporary Chronicler:
http://thecontemporarychronicler.blog.com/

Best of Jaxin:
best-of-jaxin-vt1824.html

I disagree with you daggaz, If you can deliver it properly with body language and a good look up and down the girl, you are the confident chooser alphamale. It can work, you just have to deliver it right.

I agree with Aaron. This line can kill if you deliver it in an alpha male sort of way. Say the first part. put your arm around her so she thinks you're talking about her. And deliver the line.

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Life Is Short, Make It Count

I was talking to an HB and she was saying how it sucks to be a woman because pregnancy and periods and guys have it easy, I replied...

"Typical greedy woman. Multiple Orgasms just isn't enough nowadays"

She than responded with, "If I'm lucky"

I said, "Cant win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket"

BOOM!

Thanks for reviving a 3 year old thread to tell us that.

Reviving it again..

We need more (playfull) banter lines.
You guys should have much more knowledge and experience now so show us more!!