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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 7:57 pm 
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(Stand next to her/her group and read the food menu) "I don't understand why any bar would have deviled eggs/stinky food item on the menu. How many deviled eggs have you guys eaten already? (We haven't eaten any deviled eggs!). Really? (Sniff the air) It smells like sulfur over here, I thought it was coming from you guys...(blah blah blah). I mean, why deviled eggs? I bet even YOU can't look hot eating a deviled egg. (blah blah) You know what? Let's find out." (make a move like you're going to order deviled eggs from the bar, she'll inevitably stop you).

"You know, in many cultures turning down food is an insult. I'm Cambodian (I'm obviously not Cambodian) and now you have insulted me, my culture, and my ancestors. Shame on you. You've let your whole family down.

To make up for it, I'll let you buy me a drink (look at what she's drinking/grab her drink/smell it/taste it). I was going to just say, "I'll have what you're having, but I'm a man and I don't drink that amateur bullshit."

If she plays along and actually concedes to buying you a drink after you negged her cocktail choice, follow w: "Well what do YOU think is a manly drink? Make her keep guessing until she gets it right, and if it takes a few guesses, come back with, "Wow, you obviously don't get out very often if it took you that long to get it right." Etc. Etc. Easy script to follow. If she buys you the drink, (IOI), clink her glass, give her a wink, and say, "Alright I've got to get back to my friends, thanks for the cocktail." And walk away.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 8:11 pm 
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I love this one: See girl walking dog on street/in park (which is everywhere in this city), kneel down, pet the dog and say something to it in a funny voice like, "Whose a buddy?" Then look up at her and say, "So you got a dog to pick up guys, huh?" She will laugh. Ask the dog's name, not hers.

Next alternate between talking to her and talking to the dog. To her: "Where are you from?" "Kansas." To the dog: "Oh you poor, poor man. Kansas? Look, if you ever need a break from this nightmare (nod at the girl), shoot me an email and we can hang. I can tell you would benefit from a strong male presence." Act more interested in the dog than in her and use whatever she says against her by acting sorry for the dog. She will love it. Find out what she does with the dog besides just walking it on the street, volunteering to go with them to the park or something one afternoon. Or, there are some bars in my city that allow dogs. Ask her if she's been there and ask if you can take her dog there on a date. She'll say no. Then roll your eyes and say, "Fine, you can come too, I guess...third wheel." She'll laugh and then you can ask her number to set it up. Gotten multiple numbers this way.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:57 am 
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The Hat Trick

This works really well in dance clubs, I frequent a southern-themed club where just about everyone is wearing a cowboy hat and use it all the time, doesn't even require talking.

Near the dance floor there are always women just standing around watching the dancers. Find one with a hat or sunglasses, and casually remove them while walking to the dance floor, put them on and start dancing. 80% of the time she'll start dancing with you. If she comes and tries to take the hat/glasses back, just keep dancing away from her and teasing her. Best not to try this if she's with a boyfriend.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:15 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 3:14 am 
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when i hear jelaous gf i remembered this story my friend's friend told me couple of years ago, its something like this :
Man i have big problem, i was on my friends party, he invited us becouse he become uncle and there are couple of us who hang out together like I , he , his gf and his previous gf ( they remains friends ) i dont know very much but she seems ok and she living near me... so at the end of the party we went home, i and his previous gf ( she still love him and they both know that ) and she tell me like "i see couple of days ago his gf cheat on him and i was like he wouldnt believe me so i want to tell you becouse he will believe you"
and i have dillema - is she telling me truth and i need to warn him , or she just want to they break up so she can jump in
i dont know what to do - if i tell him and there isnt real cheating he will be angry on her and maybe on me , but if i stay quiet and there is cheating he will be angry on me for sure ?
This opener is really similar to jelaous gf so i develop it in same way :D
hope you have sucess with this (y)

PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:32 am 
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I have much better experience opening girls/sets during day on streets, rather than night at clubs, so I want to share my experience for day opening:
What is important is to be happy or at least to have fun. You can open girls/sets by anything that you say, the idea is to be different then the boy's general openers like "hey" "what's your name" "You are beautiful" and stuffs that most girls hear almost everyday.
And thing that is more important it's good to have someone with you, like a wing, because you feel more confident and to not give a f**k if you get rejected:
So here are some crazy ways that i stopped random women and the openers i improvised:

Me and my school-mate (when i was at High school) on way home walked trough a street. I saw a nice girl coming opposite me. I smiled, she returned with smile, what i did after we passed is i stopped, turned back and yelled "I'll eat you". The reaction was she stopped, turned back and smiled, so i went to her and asked her name and got her contacts.

The same day, there were elections in my country, so a girls gave me some political newspaper. It smelled like dough. While arguing with my school mate i saw two girls coming to me and i asked them:
" Excuse me, does this newspaper smell like dough" Then they smelled it and said "YES!" and started laughing then we exchanged names, asked them more questions about them and then me and my schoolmate left them and continued our way home.

My idea is that most people are serious when they walk and they usually think about problems and so on. When you stop a girl and ask her for name or open her with some usual stuff maybe it seems to be some weird that pick's up girls from streets. But when you stop a girl and say some crazy stuff, you seem to be different, you're like funny guy. Girls love funny guys.
Also one good routine is to (for countries where English is not official language) is to stop a random girl/girls and ask them in English where is some building or object, so you're playing that you're foreigner. Most girls love foreigners and are getting attracted because of that.

Once me and my best friend were walking in his town. On our way we met a girl that was cute, so i stopped her and asked her "Hey do you know where is the Trakian tomb?" Shed didn't know English, only few words, so she tried to show us with signs. Then i thanked her and introduced myself:
"Nice to meet you, Kaloyan". (Note: Kaloyan is Bulgarian name that has no analogue in other languages,except Greek) then she replied me with her name and for less then a second she understood that i'm not foreigner and she laughed that i tricked her.

The same situation but with other girl:
I met her in the same city. she was in hurry. When i asked her to show me the Tomb, she got confused and she then agreed. We were talking a little (Her English was good) and after the ticket seller suspected me to not be English man, after we got out the Tomb i told her i'm Bulgarian and she made the same smiley of "AHahaha, you got me" so she was about to invite me in her home and offer me something to eat and drink, but as i knew her more i wasn't attracted anymore.. so we just went to cafe together.

The analysis of the last story is. That the girl was in hurry to go to some institution, because it was going to close soon, but when i met her, she forgot about it and she led me to the Tomb (it's museum), so when i told her i'm not foreigner she remembered that she had to go there. :D :D :D

PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 6:30 pm 
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"whats up"

or my favorite:

"hi, whats up?"

You dont need fancy "openers"

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:35 pm 
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we dont need lines start with "hi" and got from there

PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 7:33 pm 
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I'll add mine below but I have a revelation for some of you newer guys and maybe some of you older guys here on the forum. The Opener you use almost doesn't even matter. I know a lot of us have spent hours and days writing and creating good openers. Then we take the time to map out the possible responses so we can be quick witted and have a come back for them.

The actual opener we use rarely matters to the girl, the set, or in general. 90% of the time they've forgotten what you said to them by the next day.

I know a lot of guys will claim things like this without providing so much as a shred of proof. So here we go. First of all come to the realization that 90% of what she's getting from you isn't coming out of your mouth... A large part of it's your body language, your tonality, your verbal pace, inflection, and physical demeanor. How many times have you heard a woman say it's not what he's HOW he said it.

Going further with that keep in mind direct approaches work, indirect approaches work too. Situational Openers, Canned Openers, Sexual Openers, Shock Openers, Non-Verbal Openers, etc. they all work! Some of the craziest things can be said to women and the set still opens.

"Come here so I can piss in your ass!" (I actually yelled this across the street to a set that hooked.)
"You're taking me home with you."
"I came over here to tell you I'm going to give you great sex tonight."
"What's better sex or chocolate?"
"Trojans or Lifestyles?"
"Frozen Turkey..." (What? Yeah seriously that's all I said, I waited for them to speak after)
Boxers or Briefs Openers
Openers about Blindfolds
Openers about Jealous Girlfriends
Who Lies More Men or Women...
Text Message Break ups
Flipping a girl the middle finger (I actually used to like using this one a lot.)
Did you see the fight outside ?
We just pulled off a caper....and we're celebrating like it's Oceans 11
Motioning to a girl that you like her ear rings.
"I thought you looked adorable and I figured if I didn't come over here I'd be kicking myself later."
"My friends were having a boring consider this like a real life Facebook request, my name is Jon. What's interesting about you?"
"Hey, I saw you over here and I wanted to see what you are all about, I'm Jon"
"What's better sex or pizza?"
"F-ck yeah it's (insert day) high five! Wooo!"

I have opened sets with the most ridiculous of phrases and sometimes with no opener at all and just going by verbal communication to open the set. Hell, I've even seen and gotten make outs with women by not even saying a word. As cool as it is to write some awesome openers and come up with all the possible responses the opener just really doesn't matter so much. The point is guys while this thread is cool stop obsessing over the openers you use in person and start thinking more about what you are saying with your non-verbal communication!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 7:16 am 
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HB: Buy me a drink?
PUA: They water them down here. I'll make you dinner instead.
alt, I'll buy you dinner instead. Let's go!
alt, I just completed my 12 step program and technically I am not supposed to be here. Just the smell might make me relapse.
alt, I'm Jewish it's against my religion. (This always get a laugh from both Jewish and Non-Jewish girls.)
alt, The bartender lost my credit card but you can probably get one free just flirt with him for a second.
alt, They sell alcohol here?!?
alt (drink in hand) Oh shit! There is alcohol in these?

PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:42 am 
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My opener:

See a girl in a street, look at her, examinate, his look , his hair, see something on her you like, maybe his vestimentation, his face, his facial expresion, his energy, anithing.

Go on him and say Hello and What you like on him.. for me working very well, examle:

" Helo, I realy like your face, can i look at you five minutes ? "

So , recapitulative.

- Say Heloo
- Say something you like at her.
- Make he laugh.

" Good mornig , i just saw your incredibile sexy ass and i coming to you , Can i touch It ? "

Sorry for my english, Opinions?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:34 pm 
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I have recently discovered an easy opener if you are in crowded pub or club.

If you are in line waiting for a bartender to take your order, check if there is a girl nearby. Ask politely if she could make your order, because girls get (atleast in here) drinks faster. Give her the cash, maybe some extra and when she brings the drink to you, thank her and keep up the conversation.

Works for me all the time.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:05 pm 
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Worked supremely the other night.

Chatting a woman at the bar, some random douche strides up. To her; "Hey you know him?"

Me-to Douche; "Don't you know it's rude to interrupt a man and wife in a conversation?"

Her; LOL we'er not married!

Me; "Not going to be either if we keep getting interrupted..."


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made it myself, using on daygame when I got no watch on / phone in my hand

Me: Hey could you tell me what time is it?
girl: *tells me the time*
Me: well I didn't really came for the time, I just think you're really cute so whats your name? (and then smirk)

maybe at night / clubs:

Me: you're so horrible
girl: why ?
Me: how do you expect me to meet you when there are guys all around you?
Me: I hate you for that

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