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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 1:19 pm 
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I was in a bar with a lot of people in their twenties. But there was one guy who was in his fifties standing not very far from a group of girls, so I asked one of them why she had brought her father along. I thought it was pretty funny myself, but the girl was a little exasperated. I think that's why she came up with a shit test almost straight away: she said the guy probably had Alzheimer's and I should go tell him that he was to go home. Now it was my turn to be exasperated: I joke about your immaturity, you about other people's senility? I didn't really know what to say to this quite offensive comment, so I let myself be distracted by other stuff :roll: (In retrospect, I think I simply should have changed the subject.)

Still, this one thinks that had I been a little more tenacious, or, possibly, she a little more sensitive about Alzheimer's, it could have served as a terrific conversation starter.

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Anyone got all of these put together? The good ones anyway.


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This is quite a good opener.
Approach a HB
PUA: How long do bees live?
HB: I don't know/Until they sting someone/2years (whatever the response is)?

At this point don't say anything or do anything, just look into her eyes but remember to smile. What happens after this depends on the HB. Some HB's kino you in a playful way. You decide when to stop playing and deliver the next line. I haven't tried it in a while but it worked more often than not.
There's something quite genius about the pause after she gives the answer, can't put my finger on it.


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I just remembered this one and I haven't used it as it would only come up in a rare situation but I reckon it's great:

If a girl's chair leg is on your coat or your friend's coat, walk up to her and kneel down and make out like you're about to be really romantic, say "I've never said this to a girl I don't know before...gee I'm kind of nervous" or whatever and build it up like it's going to be a big deal and then say "your chair leg is on my friend's jacket, could you move it please".

Anyone gets the chance, let me know... ;)


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As I was reading the Game recently then I decided yesterday just to fool around and test few things.
The only thing what I remembered was number trick.

As my main language is not english I will give translations (probably it doesnt sound so good)

(I was in quite expensive lounge and buying a drink for myself when I saw two girls behind me both about 7/10 and after I got my rum i opened)

ME: Bloody expensive place, few more drinks and I need to play lotery again.
G1: haha
G2: yeah but drinks are good here.
G1: asked something that do you win?
ME: Yeah, I see the number.
G1: haha I dont belive you - you are joking.
ME: no no really. We can make a test.
G2: So you give us the numbers?
G1: Yeah tell us what numbers will win next time?
ME: mmm no I dont think so. I need money to get drunk next week also. (I was quite warm already) But lets make an test. Think about one number from 1-10 but dont tell me.
Both G: ok so.
ME: some random text that it is quite hard because they can have different numbers and that I dont get clear vision but one for sure was thinking about 7.
G1: haha G2: Wow. Really whats the trick?

#and I was in conversation. We were siting fe minutes together and then I said that I need to go. They said that I could stay for some time more. I played for the phone number but no luck.


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My default-opening technique : Hi/Sup/Hey + Silly Unique Nickname + Smile = Never has failed

Sup
Hi dork
Hey knucklehead
Whats up mellonhead?
I'm feeling this actually, and you could take a lot more inspiration from this guy ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or_BGsW7Mgg


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hb: toaches

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Here is what I used on my last day on a trip to Florida (I flew out Tuesday AM).

At a beach bar gulf coast. I sit up next to her at the bar, look into her eyes, and say. "I'm flying out tomorrow, either we need to leave now or sneak into the bathroom!"

Two drinks and semi-formal introductions later....yep the bathroom!

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This is great…Thanks man :D

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I had a bit of fun the other night and opened on a girl who then told me she had a boyfriend. All I could remember was reading that you need to change subject when a woman says this but for the life of me I couldn't remember the simple goldfish line (I have a goldfish? her: So what? You: I thought we were talking about shit that didn't matter?)so I used this one.

Her: I don't think my boyfriend would be happy with that.
Me: Sure if my aunty had balls she'd be my uncle.

I got a blank expression and a weird laugh. I found it easy to move from that to a different conversation altogether completely bypassing the boyfriend. Ha!


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Whenever a girl asks you what you do for a living (which is one of the most commonly asked questions of course) I have been saying...

"I am a tester of recreational pharmaceuticals."

It has worked to great effect — AND you can feel out just how "cool" a chick happens to be if you know what I mean... MAN!!!

I stole it from a friend of mine, and am passing it along to you!


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never used that before but i think that would work well on a house party
make sure you have a cell phone with you(in your pocket would be good), otherwise it wont work. its a nice way to get a girls number. make sure u have a straight face.

me: i think i lost my phone can you please call me, my number is *** *** ***
Her: yea sure
me: by the way what is your name?
Her: im blablabla

by that time your cell should ring in your pocket and then you say

me: thank you, wait for the call tomorrow

but dont wait to call later, you have her attention already. use it :)


great number close :mrgreen:


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very good stuff in here.. what You guys think about that.?

ME: ,,today I would say yes if I where You" (with a smile)
HB: ,,but if I say, no"
ME: ,,then.., I would still say yes" (in a playful way with a smile)
HB: ,,laughs.."

tried it a couple times and it worked very well..



that is gold..i was with a barwoman hb9 yesterday and i said to her
PUA: when u have a day off
HB: monday
PUA:ok dont arange anything in monday
HB:why?
PUA: i will call you to go out with me
HB: maybe

then i follow your routine :P


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I'm a big fan of going direct. Be an Alpha

One of Artisan's openers

"I thought you were just adorable I at least had to come say hi to you. What’s your name?"

great line :mrgreen:


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