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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:58 am 
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Alright, so before my account got deleted, I posted an opener I think it was in the negs section because I guess it is a neg too. Not too sure though, kinda new to the PUA part, I kinda just read a bunch of stuff like books on flirting, the Art of Seduction, umm yeah thats really it. But anyway this is usually something I always do somewhat subconsiously.

Say you are walking down the street and up comes a woman
shes heading right toward you

What I do, is I get right in her way and as soon as that happens I ask

Me: Hey do you have a stigmatism or colored contacts?

Now the girl can respond two ways. The first one is

Girl: No, why would you say that?
Me: Well, I couldn't help but notice you're eyes as I was walking up to you. Your pupils are very very very tiny and it makes you're eyes look big. I kinda like it.

(While I am saying this I am making her turn around so she avoids her destination a friend told me about that one)
Now you have her into conversation....

The second one she might say is

Girl: OMG how did you notice? Yeah I have one.
Me: Ohh I pay a lot of attention to details and youre pupils are very tiny making the (mud brown/ jealous green/ dull gray/ cold blue) stick out like no other.

Now if youre in a darkly lit area, you can say youre pupils are very big and I can't see...

But yeah thats basicly it. What do you guys think?


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I dont like it (above), but im very picky, most girls i know whould say what the fucks a stigmatism, i think if your gonna say this one dont do it with someone walking past, but in a bar or somethin and potentially this could be a good 1.

Oh shit now i gotta write one?
Off top of my head:

you look like your having fun!
are you on drugs?

or

who's breath smells better? mine or my wing

or

opinion: whats your favourite position?

or

Your dads a thief!
He stole the stars and put them in your eyes


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I dont like it (above), but im very picky, most girls i know whould say what the fucks a stigmatism, i think if your gonna say this one dont do it with someone walking past, but in a bar or somethin and potentially this could be a good 1.

Oh shit now i gotta write one?
Off top of my head:

you look like your having fun!
are you on drugs?

or

who's breath smells better? mine or my wing

or

opinion: whats your favourite position?

or

Your dads a thief!
He stole the stars and put them in your eyes
Haha, that last one's so corny, I love it! I think the first one is pretty good. Whats your favorite position might get you slapped.


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Opener: Hey guys I just got two baby pugs today and I'm trying to figuare out a name for them.
Girls: Aww are they boys, or girls?
Me: Boys.
Girls: Give you a name.
Me: Aww that name is not good I can't even speak with you anymore. ;)

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HEY BILLIE i HAVE SLEPT WITH 63 WOMEN USEING THIS AND IM WILLING TO BET ATLEAST ONE OF THEM IS YOUR DUMB ASS FRIEND
lolololol Girls are so easy

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So im new hear and just learning about becoming a PUA but i might have had some game from the start. I would say this to girls that were with other girls that i knew. The girl i didnt know wouldnt be talking the whole time i was talking to my friend and i would stop look over at her and ask

"Do you speak english?"

she would normaly reply "yes/what?"

"Well you have been standing there this whole time and havent said a word to me" etc. etc.

its a neg and an opener in one...


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Ok so there's two girls sat at a table besides each other. Pick up a chair, take it over and put it down in front of their table an say 'is this seat taken'. Sit down a begin conversation, with something like 'my friend has just ran off and left me to go get some fags (smokes) so i thought i would come and keep you two company for a while'. Or something along those lines. It works because they cant say the seat is taken cus you just brought it with and its cocky + funny so it opens them on a good note.


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heres a vairation on the "are you shy" opener.

if a girl makes eye contact with u and is obviously waiting for u to open her just say,

"you dont have to be so shy u can say hello"

very simple and effective, this one was the one i used to open my last gf (hb9)


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What the fuck is wrong with your face?

Are you on your period? Cuz I smell blood.


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Oh nasty!
If your looking to get slapped or worse, then yeah use that.


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Gunns; WOW, (say it with amazement like you won the lotto)
you know some Girls can handle alcohol and some cant,
You must be one of those girls.


* Now shes thinking, fuck, this guy has figured me out/has a predetermined opinion of me , and I have to proove myself to him, or set things "straight" it illicts an emotion in her which is very annoying, but at the same time creates sexual tension In my opinion*

Hb: Oh REally, Which girl do you think I am?


Gunns; if your asking a question like that , isnt it obvious which one im talking about?
and then go into a story about how all the people in the place
are drinking too much and its like one big beer fest...
Then you can make up a story how you were over in germany
with a bunch of guys drinking beer and how the women over
their out drink guys etc, but in countries like Australia / America women have low tollerance and they dont know when to stop


Then you can say

"Lets get out of here before any more beer spills on either one of us, then take her to another pub/walk her along the harbour whaterver... 8)

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The Apocalypse Opener - an extended version of the SHOCK AND AWE strategy - as hard core as it gets!!


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ok i tried an idea me and my wing came up with.. we were at spencers (a rocker type theme store) and we saw a shirt that had two over sized letter p's on the from and on the bottum it read.. i see you noticed my big p.p.
instantly we knew we could use it as and opener and a sneaky way to through a neg..

so we put in on and walked around the mall and noticed that at one of thoses random stands that you see alot of in the malls.. there was this cute girl trying to read the shirt so we stoped and i turned to her and said hey keep ya eyes off my p.p. and she busted out laughing and said to me hey you funny wats your name and i said XXX.. but my friends call me mozart and she went ahh interesting and i asked her do you work here and she goes no my cuzin does i was just stoping by to say hi.. awww how sweet and i gave her a slight push(playful kino) and she goes to push me back and i said hey hey hey hands off the p.p. i dont do that on the first date.. and she smiled and pushed anyways and i replied with so you like my p.p. huh and she starts laughing and goes yeah and i said yeah your alright nothing special and i started to lean back as if i was getting ready to walk away and she goes where you going and i said i got somewhere to be and she went well here take my number we should hangout sometime... that all happened in 5-7min...

so find a interesting shirt with a goofy saying and build a opener and a few negs off it..

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:44 pm 
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look down :twisted:

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dude nice list but i have a two good ones right here it's called can a strait guy date a bi girl and the two kiss opener (both by style).there in one of my post i think it's "which opener is better".feel free to reply to the post :twisted:

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