I came up with this the other day, I was in the queue. Can't remember exactly what I opened with, prob. something like "hey" but within 30 seconds I said this story. Its a true story.

PUA: I was just in the Universal Bar a minute ago, and I saw this guy walk in with this handbag - it had these huge handles and these buckles and stuff. It was a really girly handbag. I thought he's obviously with his girl who has just gone to the toilet. I was thinking to myself, dude that is just NOT cool at all.
HB: Yeah - its not cool for the guy to carry the handbag.
PUA: Yeah exactly, so I thought to myself man I just cannot let this one go, I've got to talk to him and tell him.
HB: lol really - what did u say?
PUA: I said dude - carryin the handbag is not cool! I found out he was from Iran, and I said I'm from Argentina
HB: Really?
PUA: Yeah, and he said he was trying to do the whole "I'm looking after my family" thing. I said I understand what you're trying to say. Then he says you're right, and puts down the handbag. So when she gets back she sees the handbag on the floor. Then I said to his girl "if you want someone to hold your handbag for you, hire a butler. This guy is cool"
HB: lol that's pretty funny.
PUA: Lets see your hands.
HB: IODs
PUA: Oh man, we totally cant be together I dont even want to see them.
HB: Yeah I dont usually show my hands to people.
PUA: Grabs thumb - you got accountants thumbs from using the calculator too much. So if your not an accountant what do u do?
HB: I'm a (cant remember)
PUA: Oh no way, that's so cool. I'm a dancer, check this out *does some moves in the queue* (trust me, its cool).
HB: Oh thats pretty cool
PUA: Are u adventerous
HB: yes xyz
PUA: validation. no. close.
peace

Nicely done, however, I would recommend working on that short term memory lol! Remembering her job could help you later on. Anyways, nicely done.

Jack Swift

nicely done, props man

peace,
stagg

Good job, this is very original. I think to think quick on my feet like that.