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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:


"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You

Use this last one only if you really have to.
LMAO.. Ive had a few cases where this one would have gone down a storm.. great thread dude.. amazing work!
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What to say when she tells you she has a boyfriend:

"I have a boyfriend" - Her (in a playful way)
"I can totally relate...I actually have two kids." - You

She will more than likely call you out on it. But more importantly, she will be changing the subject back to you and probably realize that her being in a relationship is not that big of a deal.

"I have a boyfriend"- Her (in a defensive way)
"Wow, I'm sorry, you must have thought that I was hitting on you. I was actually just being nice..." - You

This will make her feel guilty and she will more than likely apologize to you.

"I have a boyfriend." - Her (in a bitchy way)
"Great. Can you do me a favor? Tell him to go fuck himself." - You

Use this last one only if you really have to.
i've got a good one if she tells me she has a bf

"i have a boyfriend"
"it ok, i ain't a jealous person"
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How to set a time-constraint on your phone call

For example, if the time is 8:00, you say:

"Hey, I got to let you go at 8:12"- You
"Why 8:12?"- Her
"Well, I got SO much shit to do at 8:13"- You

It's pretty funny :)
could have posted way more routines i liked, but it wolud have been a very extended post.

bloody hell.. pure genius
i truly take off my hat
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YOINK!!! LOL

I'm diggin this 2 more books, a little palm reading, Kino, posture work repetition, I think I will be allright by thanksgiving
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wow, you must truly feel like a savior for helping us all get laid
nice post
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So I went out perfect location: Playdate still not

Jay Wa I preciate it. . .and everyone else thanks for help and future success
HOT ONES :
she was talkin a little trash and I was like: "It sucks man were so alike, we would never work out . / also I should hook you up with that guy over there/ KILLER!!

I like you but not in like with you. I love that one. Was the best

Also the big one was : I cant believe this we used to be so close: Crossed fingers, separated them (We broke up lol, She played right along).

oh and the How does your boyfriend put up with you? Killed
Number closed and we are hookin up 2moro!!

ESP: wow it is dangerous. I did not realize how well it gets them. she guessd 3 . I did it again and she didnt guess 7. (should I have stopped after first time?) I was like I told you ESP does not work.

When I said how does your hubby put up with you they were feelin it and called me slick/I think I'm funny/clever.

JAy Wa get at me, we should hang out. I could learn alot from you this City is big enough yet small enough for the both of us

Thanks for all help..
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How to kiss close in the first two minutes:

When you walk up to her, instead of hugging her, just peck her on the lips.
Follow up with:

"I thought I'd make the situation awkward now, rather than trying to make it awkward later." -You
So does this really work or do you get slapped on the spot
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just read them all and they're gonna be useful :]

liked the last bit, pretty good neg
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What to say to the bartender: (post hook-point)

"You know, there is a paradox in becoming a bartender." - You
"Oh really. And what is that?" - Her
"You meet so many people, but you don't really meet anybody at all." - You
"What do you mean?" - Her
"Well, you can talk to a lot of people, but you can't ever get to know them; you are on that side and they are always on the other. Even if you liked the person, it would never work because you would always look at him as the guy from the bar." - You

*Most bartenders will agree with you, but they will also try to counter that notion. So you can follow it up with something like...

"Don't get me wrong here, I think you're a cool person, but I wouldn't even bother asking for your number." - You
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What to text as a statement of interest:

"You should try out to be my new partner-in-crime. Long line, but it might be worth the wait!"
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more! more! more! :roll:
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What to text as a statement of interest:

"You should try out to be my new partner-in-crime. Long line, but it might be worth the wait!"
i just ried this and i got

"Maybe....ill thiunk about it"

so is that a shit test? and if it is i whats a good reply? i replied

"Maybe ill let you try out when its your turn"
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then she replied

"I dont DO, tryouts"

AND i said

"well i dont just LET anyone be my partner in crime, im not as easy to please as you. i have a screening process :)"
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The "Paper, Rock, Scissors" Routine:

"I bet you my next drink that I can beat you in paper/rock/scissors." - You
"Alright." - Her

If she throws paper:

"I knew you were going to throw paper! It's in your personality. You just got your nails done and you want me to appreciate your manicure. Sorry, I don't do well with high maintenance girls." -You

If she throws scissors:

"The only reason you threw scissors is because it looks cool. Well, you don't have to try so hard to impress me!" -You

If she throws rock:

"Most girls throw rock because they have to feel emotionally superior and powerful. But I didn't think you were one of those kids." -You

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FYI, I noticed the following trend with women:
1. Rock
2. Scissors
3. Paper


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could have posted way more routines i liked, but it wolud have been a very extended post.

bloody hell.. pure genius
i truly take off my hat
Thanks, this is actually one my favorites.
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Jay Wa wrote:
How to kiss close in the first two minutes:

When you walk up to her, instead of hugging her, just peck her on the lips.
Follow up with:

"I thought I'd make the situation awkward now, rather than trying to make it awkward later." -You


So does this really work or do you get slapped on the spot
My apologies...I should have clarified. Use this routine only after you have kissed her once before. Maybe on a second date or something...
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You never disappoint man, great thread.
Thanks Hobbit. Great to hear from you man. I hope all is well with you.
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"Maybe ill let you try out when its your turn"
I don't know if its any consolation but I got a good laugh out of it. Pretty good follow up. By the way, for next time, I would recommend sending that into your text messaging conversation; not as an initiator.
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Dude your a king Haha,
Your style is great.

Any new ones?
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What to write on her wall (i.e. Facebook/Myspace):

(Insert name here), your priorities suck! But I think you will be okay if you follow the steps I provided below:
Step 1: Build up the courage to actually call me
Step 2: Get in your car and start driving
Step 3: Turn up the music and sing/dance/etc.
Step 4: I'll take care of the rest... :)

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It takes some compliance, so make sure you have good rapport before using it.
She replied "only if you tell me what step 4 entails ;)"

what should i respond back...?
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