"I just found out facebook censors your password anywhere on your posts and pages. Kinda neat. My password is ********."

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Bow chika wow wow

LETS' GET MORE SHIT GOING ON IN THIS THREAD. I am losing ideas.

Here are few of mine (I created them) which provided many likes, keep in mind I am Croatian so you may be better in composing them in English:

"she told me she was gonna call me when she finishes showering...
looks like she drowned"

"literacy created illiteracy"

"when a child is being born you're great, but when there's fucking nobody calls you"

"these sisters at *name of the hospital* I'd rather put in a corn field"

"man always mistakes. either he loves too much, or too little" = you can replace man with woman. I think it's gonna generate same amount of interest.

"... off to coffee, then training"

when there was cold period -"snow is ok, low temperatures are ok, but i hate fucking storm"

As I already said, let's share our gold materials. I stopped updating statuses, photos and other shit on my facebook profile and I am losing value on it, was just talking to females and it makes a difference.

Making social proof on your wall helps a fucking ton. Share your ideas.

1; If you think I wrote this status update in the nude, you're wrong. I'm wearing a sombrero and a candy necklace

2: Some people are so self-absorbed that they never stalk anybody.... Sickos

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I must give proper respect and admiration to the ladies out there that realize that they don't have to dress slutty and talk dirty in order to attract a man. Good for you! Live your life with style and class. The rest of you, come with me.

1.I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

2. I went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

3. I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

4. I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

5. Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

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I must give proper respect and admiration to the ladies out there that realize that they don't have to dress slutty and talk dirty in order to attract a man. Good for you! Live your life with style and class. The rest of you, come with me.

I suggest we post the status in image forms that way people won't be able to find them through search engines.

Anyway, just posted this. Hope you like it.

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Old enough to know better, young enough to not care

Soon as I figure out how to post a damn image!

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I must give proper respect and admiration to the ladies out there that realize that they don't have to dress slutty and talk dirty in order to attract a man. Good for you! Live your life with style and class. The rest of you, come with me.

haha upload a pic on http://tinypic.com/

then just copy the URL for Forums

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Old enough to know better, young enough to not care

sperm travels at 32mph

''There are two kinds of women in this world; those who like me and those who have a bad taste ''

Help, i've overdosed on confidence

I hate when someone thinks I'm arrogant. Especially when they're clearly beneath me.

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I must give proper respect and admiration to the ladies out there that realize that they don't have to dress slutty and talk dirty in order to attract a man. Good for you! Live your life with style and class. The rest of you, come with me.

do any quote from the films mean girls! seriously i know it sounds strange but they create a shit tone of girl responses , my favourite are :
"Dont have sex , you will get pregnant and die."
or
"is your muffin buttered? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin?"

but seriously anyway funny ones from mean girls
Ace out.

haha .. naice !!

"Read this if you think I'm sexy"

is currently writing my book "Fifty Shades of DreamingTree"