27y/o Milf F-Close at club



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:05 pm 
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I never really used to pull girls using pua tactics just by natural game and a few things my bros taught me

So anyways i head out some club that i like to go to with some bro's. Start the night off just enjoying ourselves not really paying attention to girls for the first hour. After a bit an awesome song comes on so me and a fellow wingman who might i add is pretty handsome and built so that always helps.

We arrive at dance floor just dancing to the song and having a great time not really trying to dance with any girls and then some HB8 stands on my foot and i turn around and say to
her

Me - Hey you know its not nice to stand peoples feet
Her - Oh im sorry
Me - *cheeky smile* It's cool, this place is pretty crowded

Then she just gives me a smile and i turn around and go back to dancing with me and my wingman. About 2m later she bumps into me again so i knew she was keen so i turn around and say

Me - *cheeky smile* Come on! First you stand on my foot and now your bumping into me, am i gonna have to put a restraining order on you
Her - blah blah blah forgot what she said

After about 30s of talking to her i just grab her by the waist and start grinding with her and after awhile dancing with her i do my usual hook up routine which is pretty much just grinding with her for a couple of songs then spin her around so she's facing me and put my face sorta close to hers like im about to makeout with her and just smile then go back to her grinding facing away from me. After a few songs i turn her around again and actually go in for the kiss but she pulls away and i jokingly say "wow awkward much" then go back in for another kiss and bam, we're making out.

We continue grinding/making out while im doing a bit of c/f on her.

Night comes to a end and the lights in the club turn on to let people know they need to leave. I try the whole i'v lost my friends technique hoping she'll bite but doesnt. I then start to use some c/f to get her back but doesnt work. She then grabs my phone and puts her number into it and im like god dammit im back with my right hand tonight but then she come's back to me and im like wanna find some more clubs.

We walk around a bit but dont find any open i jokingly say

Me - Oh i know a sweet club called club (name of my barracks cause im in the army)
Her - where's that
Me - Oh bit by (town where i live)

Then i just start talking it up jokingly say all these outrageous things about it

I see a taxi and we drive back to mine where i F-Close her

Oh boy did she fuck like a pornstar

I know this is a shit report but i just wanted to share with you guys that i managed to score such an amazing girl

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:48 am 
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Good job being able to get her back to your house man!!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:06 am 
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Hahahaha you didn't fuck her in the barracks did you?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:43 am 
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Yeah i fucked her in my single bed and then dropped her off the next day because im not as heartless as most of you are lol.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:18 pm 
good job anyway :)


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:32 pm 
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Hahaha, last time I brought a girl back to the barracks and f-closed her, I sent her ass packing with a handful of quarters. Man, my unit never let me live that down.

"This is why I don't be fucking with you young niggas." Hahaha, probably the funniest memory I have.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:20 pm 
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Very good display of club game, i will link this report in the club threat of mr. matt

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:16 am 
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Cliff Ascent wrote:
Hahaha, last time I brought a girl back to the barracks and f-closed her, I sent her ass packing with a handful of quarters. Man, my unit never let me live that down.

"This is why I don't be fucking with you young niggas." Hahaha, probably the funniest memory I have.


Haha, crack up!!

I like to sneak out the women that i sleep with early in the morning and will recce the area before i take her to my car to make sure no one is around lol

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