"...it's almost too easy."
"...women cannot complain about men anymore until they get better taste in them."
"...i'm through with being a player and a baller. just give me one bad bitch so i can spoil her."
"...lock up your daughters tonight, general. there'll be trouble in the maidens' quarters."
"...jesus turned water into wine. well, i once turned an entire student loan into cheap beer. get on my level jesus!" or "....what do you think about that jesus?"
"___is passionately enjoying this fantastic moment"
"...XXXXX accomplished, bring on YYYYY"
"...fresh new look, same great flava "
"...Making the world a little more awesome since 1985."
"___is on a date with "This One Italian Chick, Or Maybe Some Kind Of Spanish"" (quote from family guy)
"___is bench pressing the world

"
"...Only makes this shit look easy."
"___is with your mom. She says hi!"
"...if i could die and come back as any animal, i would be myself....in bed."
"...This morning i wrestled a Lion in my pajamas.. How it got into my pajamas.. I dont know."