How do you respond to the age question?

Diaz

Ok, how do you respond to the age question if the woman is likely to be older than you?

I'm 22y and have a bad habit for hitting on women a few years older than me.. The key that I have used is never to mention your age.. (until a few dates and the lady is totally hooked)

When she asks how old you are I just go with:

Me:"Don't worry, I'm not too much older than you"
This one requires that she has to think your younger than her.
(Think I read this one somewhere and copied it to my set)

or my personal favorite I made up:

Me: "I'm 16, I'm here using my big sisters id.. don't laugh, even though she's a girl, we look quite similar"

Her:This will get a laugh from her and "no, seriously, how old are you?"

Me: "ok, ok.. I'm 38, I usually can't go out, but my ex-wive is taking care of our kids tonight, so I could go out"

(This has to be put in a funny way so she doesn't think you actually have kids)
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or:

Me: "That question is actually quite unfair, because I'm not allowed to ask your age!"

She: "Its, ok you can ask how old I am"

Me: "No, I won't do it, I was tought its rude to ask a womans age, and I'm not rude"

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When she just keeps on asking why you won't tell her how old you are, tell her that "You think its important to first get to know a person, instead of just judging him/her by her age/job/salary etc." With this one you'll buy yourself a whole lot of "wow, what a guy" -points

Just my 5 cents, tell me what you think and what lines you guys use? Smile

kiwi-indian

mardy · Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:03 pm Post subject:

Interesting...will give this a try... thnx... like the last one best...haha Smile

Clancey · Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:39 am Post subject:

Mystery says that making excuses for your age is an AFC thing, he recommends just being upfront and telling her, then using as a reason to neg her:

HB: How old are you?
PUA: 22
HB: Oh my god, you're so young.
PUA: Yeah I know, sucks for you to be old, it's okay though, I won't hold it against you.

Level · Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:17 pm Post subject:

Or just "I'm 22, but I only date women over 30" so that she feels comfortable and accepts that you're used to date older women. If she's younger than your limit suggests, just tell her you could imagine making an exception for her. You don't even have to exaggerate that much though. Smile

cold reader · Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:33 pm Post subject:

Thanks alot. I really like older girls, so I'll be using these lines alot.

d mid · Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:45 am Post subject:

dude when a chick asks you your age, just be cocky funny and say "why, do you need someone to buy you beer?" and then neg her about being an alcoholic

joker_jack84 · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:43 am Post subject:

You need to be at least 18 to ride this ride Wink

Jay Wa · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:17 pm Post subject:

"How old are you?"

"You see, I don't really believe in age or numbers so I just kind of go with what comes along."

Ezoghoul · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:20 pm Post subject:

I just love the "need someone to buy beer" and the "need to be at least 18 to ride" ones! Great work!

I do not really care about age but to ask for the age is a shittest and you can just say: Guess...
Or: does it matter?
Or: Im not sure... Let me call my 25 year old twin brother and ask...

1.618 · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:15 am Post subject:

I always use this excuse as an excuse to neg if possible, examples.

HB: So.. how old are you?
Me: Old enough to slap your legs for asking a rude question (compensate with a smile)

Or

HB: So.. how old are you?
Me; I don't know it changes every year, do you manage to keep track?

Or

HB: So.. how old are you?
Me; Arne't you a bit small to be a door man?

Loads similar but those are the most common, just pick situationaly.

menosgrande · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:36 pm Post subject:

My playful lines :

Floods7 · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:35 pm Post subject:

I too ask them to guess. Im 19 and always go for the older chicks. They always guess around 22-24,

This is my most recent..

HB10 (20 years old) : "how old are you?"
ME: " how old do you think i am?"
HB10: "umm... 22?"
ME: (i dont want to lie so i say..) " mabey..."
HB10: "come on tell me"
ME: "lets just say im old enough".
HB10: "I want to know, How old are you?"
ME: "I'm 29 "
HB10: "your not that old"
ME: "your right in 19"
HB10: " I know your not 19 "
ME: "fine dont believe me..."

Now this worked for me becasue I look like im at least 21, expecially with facial hair. Plus im really mature for a 19 year old. AND I told her the truth (never lie about your age), but still thinks that im older than her. I found if you hold back even something as simple as your age, or at least not give her a FOR SURE answer, it creates a little myster, the more small things she cant figure out, the better off and more successful your gonna be.

masterH · Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 8:12 am Post subject:

too older woman say 'old enough to be your father'

if they say, 'you are too young' say 'poor you'

mozyFresh · Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 8:32 am Post subject:

Good stuff.

hb: how old are you?

'7566 days old'

hb: whats that?

'i dont know i dont count in years, only days'
'you work it out'

or

'i dont know, when i asked my mum when i was born she said 'in the summer time''

(Just thought i'd add them, even though there are better ones above. Just keep throwing them at um until you're ready to reveal your age'

Also find out their age first so that you can make sure you dont say an age under theirs, women most often go for older guys, not younger.

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