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 Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:16 am Post subject: *Official* stupidest thing you said to a girl thread |
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Just like the title says, what was the stupidest thing you said to a girl?
I'll start. A few years back when I was a junior in HS, it was time to ask out prom dates.
me: "hey, I was wondering if you wanted to go to prom with me"
her: "sure"
me: "ya, I was gonna ask another girl, but I figured you would say yes"
her: "umm, ok"
lmao, the worst prom I ever had ensued... |
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EvoJ
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After our FIRST TIME. (Mine and Hers)
ME: "You are the most beautiful girl in the world.... right now."
Her: "Right now?!?!?" starts crying.
Me:"Nonono... okay so maybe your not that beautiful but to me..."
Her: "OH MY GOD!" starts bawling.
Yeah, I used to own tactlessness.
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Titan
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| Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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| EvoJ wrote: | After our FIRST TIME. (Mine and Hers)
ME: "You are the most beautiful girl in the world.... right now."
Her: "Right now?!?!?" starts crying.
Me:"Nonono... okay so maybe your not that beautiful but to me..."
Her: "OH MY GOD!" starts bawling.
Yeah, I used to own tactlessness.
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That's hilarious! |
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EvoJ
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| It wasn't at the time.. but yes.. looking back on it I know that I can't do any WORSE with a woman than I did my first time. Ahh, how good freedom feels. |
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Roofas
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a few years ago i lived with my gf
gf: notice anything different?
me: umm...hmm, you waxed your mustache?
gf: What???? i didn't know i even had a mustache
me: you don't!
It was kinda funny, i honestly dont even know why i said that to her, more of a joke than anything but it sounded serious. |
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Memento
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I had just met this HB 8 girl at work for the first day and she seemed depressed (before i got into PUA stuff). We were both around 15/16.
ME: Are you ok? you seem a little upset.
HER: Im kind of depressed
ME: Why?
HER: Just sort of thinking a lot about different things..
ME: Know whats good for that? Meditation..
HER: ..........
Perhaps, the stupidest thing, ever uttered.
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Danimal
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| Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:17 am Post subject: Stupidest thing ever said |
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I have the winner:
About 12 years ago while I was in high school.
ME (To random HB7 out for a run): Nice shorts. You're going to cause an accident running around like that.
HER: Thanks. These are my dads.
ME (No idea how to reply): UHHHHH, you look better in them than he would... |
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CaLib0i
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| Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:32 am Post subject: |
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| Roofas wrote: | a few years ago i lived with my gf
gf: notice anything different?
me: umm...hmm, you waxed your mustache?
gf: What???? i didn't know i even had a mustache
me: you don't!
It was kinda funny, i honestly dont even know why i said that to her, more of a joke than anything but it sounded serious. |
pwahahaha!!! |
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Alekc
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| Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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| EvoJ wrote: | After our FIRST TIME. (Mine and Hers)
ME: "You are the most beautiful girl in the world.... right now."
Her: "Right now?!?!?" starts crying.
Me:"Nonono... okay so maybe your not that beautiful but to me..."
Her: "OH MY GOD!" starts bawling.
Yeah, I used to own tactlessness.
EvoJ |
omg. i think you just made anyone who EVER thought they said something stupid feel so much better. lmfao
my personal worst?hmmm therees just so many i'm really a sarcastic person and it took me a while to realize i'm sopposed to make a sarcastic voice or at least smile when i'm trying to be funny...anyway
this girl i liked freshman year walks up to me after hearing god knows what.
i think it went something like
her: i'm hearing shit going around so
her: do you got shit you want to say about me?
me: not to your face
her: walks away furious
something like that. lol fukked up so bad she just(senior year) now started to talk to me again. |
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EvoJ
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Lmao.. That was awesome funny guy. I know it could be taken wrong but damn I would wet myself if I ever saw someone actually pull it off.
lmao
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I was EXTREMELY drunk out with the guys one night, and was dancing with this hot girl who was pissing me off (I can't remember why).
HB-Blah, blah, blah, blah
Me-I would fuck you until you fell asleep.
HB-(look of shock)
Yeah, I know. |
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Aceospades12
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in college i hooked up with this girl
and she asked me afterwards "was that ok?"
and i said "iv had better"!!!!!!!!!!!!
totally liar liar jim carey style
i think from being a big carey fan in h.s. i subconciously always wanted to say that to someone
i actually use that line now c/f when girls ask me that - cuz i think its annoying - but i do it in a (half) joking manner
that first time it just came out and i was dead serious
that was the only time iv ever been slapped in the face by a girl
The BEST part is that i still hooked up with her after a week or so passd |
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Girl: wanna go out with my friend?
Me: Holy teusday! its.... wait... i forgot the joke.... |
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| I think teh most stupid est thing i've ever said to a girl was to NOT say anything |
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They Call Me Lucid
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| i was a nervous college freshman and not really used to girls. i had this thing with this girl at a party and made out with her and got home and things started to heat up in bed when my christian room mate came in. i felt bad for him so when she asked if i wanted to go to her dorm i just said "well i feel bad for my room mate. maybe i'll see ya later" haha. i was actually just nervous and a little embarrassed that my room mate walked in |
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