Gotar Report # 0001

Gotar · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:05 am Post subject: Gotar Report # 0001

Well. I am new to the community. This is my first field report. It won't be to great because I don't know the lingo yet and I haven't read any of the books as of yet.

The night started like most my Thursdays. I had a few drinks at home with my friend FloDog. (he just joined the community yesterday I think) Then got dropped off at the bar. It was a VERY slow night and not a great place for sarging. So I down a picture and was getting ready to leave when this cute little blond girl sat down next to me to order a drink.

Bartender: What would you like to drink

(I interrupted her)

Gotar: She wants a Jack and Coke and I'll take one as well put it on my tab.

She turned to look at me with her eyes wide open

HB: How did you know. I love Jack and Coke!

we drank talked blah blah blah come to find out. I don't think she was going to order a Jack and Coke because later she said this...

HB: Well, I don't really like Jack and Coke as much as... (blah blah blah)

She listed off about five drinks. I believe by me taking command and SAYing she wants and Jack and Coke made her think that was what she wanted. We talked and drank until about 10:30pm. It was around 8pm when she got to the bar. I was out drinking really early that night. So I buy around 10:30 I was drunk. The bar never picked up and look like a dead deal. I like large crowds so I left. I got her name but forgot and I am not sure if I got her number (more on this in a bit). I went to another bar and it was good hunting ground. Drinks. Pool. More Drinks. More Pool. Spotted a group of two HBs. Went to there table and talked for a bit... about what I have no clue I was to drunk. When I am drunk for some fucking reason I have an accent that comes out. Not on purpose I think it is a mix of slurred words and that fact that I lived in another country for 3 years. Any ways one of the girls after about 20 mins ask

bitch: Where are you from?

Gotar: Kansas most my life.

bitch: So you always talk with a fake English accent then to try and impress the woman.

FUCK!!! I am not sure what I said next but I remember looking at her and thinking "fuck you!" I should have shot back with a snappy reply. Something funny. But like I said I was drunk.

I left the table because that girl pissed me off. I spotted 3 HBs sitting by the exit door so I decided to sarge them and if nothing good came of it I would just walk to another bar across the street. I did well with them ... I think... hung out with them until the bar closed. I can't remember much but I do remember I had them laughing... With me not at me Wink

Well I have no idea what happen because I got WAY to drunk and woke up at home. I guess I walked all the way home. I checked my pants pocket this morning to see if I still had all my belongings. I found a note in my pocket that said. "REMEMBER ME!!!" Who the hell gave me this I though. I flipped it over and YES!!! I have a name Lauren and a number. The problem is Who the hell was this girl?!?!?! From bar 1 or bar 2 and if from bar 2 then what freaking girl was Lauren? I grabbed my camera to see who was on it because I was out taking pictures. But the damn memory card was gone!!! WTF! That sucks.

Advice to myself.

* Get better at remembering names and faces Smile

* Don't get smashed. I am normally not that bad. It was just a long week.
* I should have stuck with HB1 at the first bar. I had her in my hands.

Hmmm... lets call this Lauren girl.

be-rude · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:14 am Post subject:

Sounds like a fun night. I would have destroyed that smart ass bitch though.

As a rule I NEVER by women drinks. EVER. If I have already had sex with her I might. No actually I probably wouldn't, I would have her buy the drinks.

Can't tell you how many times a girl has come up and asked me to buy her a drink. Back in my young days I would have done it. I also never hooked up with a girl I bought drinks for. Now days I usually say something pretty nasty like "Are you broke and homeless? Buy yourself a drink or get a job."

I have also said ok, and told the bartender that the lady wanted a drink. Then I would just walk away and leave her with the tab. I could always claim that I thougt she just wanted me to order for her.

Anyway screw em. I work hard for my money.

ming · Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:32 am Post subject:

Gotar · Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:00 am Post subject:

Oh man thanks for the heads up on the rating system hahahah Thats to funny. Thanks for the advice.

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