Do you reckon you'd get a slap if you used this opener?

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If a girl stops and parks near you in a mini and gets out or if you're beside her in traffic or what ever, do you reckon you get a slap if you said:

you: "hey whats it liking riding your mini?"

her: "yeah great it drives really nice"... or what ever

you: "I wasn't talking about the car"... boom boom

You'd have to really laugh it off though. And maybe actually add the "boom boom" so she knows its kinda canned material. I reckon I could pull that shit off. I know a load of you would be dead against this approach but if done right I reckon it could work and could get a laugh if she wasn't a prude. You'd have to judge the type of girl she quickly before saying it I guess.

GATA · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:42 am Post subject:

For some reason I could see Quagmire, from Family Guy, saying something like that.... throw in a "giggity giggity giggity" and you're set..... But that's not a good thing !

alphamale_16 · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:58 am Post subject:

It won't work at least it happens at night and you make out you are drunk. You can also use it if you are in C1 or C2 to make an aproach to S1.

Being pervert doesn't work as opener.

Infamous110 · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:25 am Post subject:

Yes you'd get slapped (or run over)

And yes it'd be deserved.

Who would respond well to that? Nobody I'd want to screw.

worldwidechris · Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:35 am Post subject:

You can pull anything off if you've got the right mind for what you're pulling.

Maybe the above doesn't make sense. I've been playing Super Punch Out for the last four hours...

rawlines · Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:10 am Post subject:

fuck man that wouldnt work but it would be fucking funny haha.

Scud · Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:08 pm Post subject:

don't think that would really work... on some levels its funny, however not LOL funny... probably wont get the best response. Also i believe its important to not come off as a threat to your target, by saying something like that tells her straight away you want to get in her pants.

new2pua · Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:55 pm Post subject:

i reckon if u don't get slapped ull definitely suffer some emotional damage.

unknownsoldier · Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:04 pm Post subject:

Probably wouldn't work... could provoke a funny reaction though

Mr. Natural · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:45 pm Post subject:

It's an opener, so the only goal is to get the conversation started and allow you to transition. Of course it will work if you have a good followup and your nonverbal communication is congruent with the vibe you want to convey with the opener.

Another thing is as soon as you say, "I wasn't talking about the car," go right into a transition. You don't have to wait for a response to see if you're going to get blown out. I'm a bit lost to how you follow up with that though.

Almost all openers short of calling a girl out of her name should work. Tyler Durden has this opener on his Blueprint video where he goes to girl and says "I like salad."

kasabi · Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:59 pm Post subject:

No . . .

Go ahead and tell that piece to some female friends. They'd laugh uncomfortably out of feeling sorry for you. You don't need these try-so-hard cymbal beaters. If you want to go shock and awe. Do it. Be forward. Be daring. Be very matter of fact. Illicit some emotions.

On the other hand, if you want to go under the radar, then don't do ANYTHING remotely related to sex. Start off with something random like "Hey, you actually took some effort into matching your outfit with your car. Cool!"

All AFC's go for cymbal beaters because they feel uncomfortable with an actual, serious direct approach and they cover themselves up with immature NOT FUNNY at all jokes. . . and they don't know how to come in under the radar. Figure out WHAT MAKES these canned lines work. Figure out the fundamental reasons that illicit specific, desirable outcomes.

BIGRED · Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:16 am Post subject:

I'd say the odds are 50\50 she could have a scence of humor especially if you add the giggity giggity

Streamer · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:39 am Post subject:

depends on the girl it would seem...

could work? i'd be too busy laughing my ass off to tell, though.

kasabi · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:00 am Post subject:

Notice how the guys here are more into these cymbal crashers? This is NOT an opener. It's a silly joke guys tell each other at a stag party over a beer and beef jerky. It's right up there with, "Nice caboose baby! Give me your number!" "Doh, I'm a ride you like a donkey! Heehaaw! Now give me your number!"

Can't believe that this is still a topic . . .

Wharris1985 · Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:48 pm Post subject:

Yeah man that isn't going to work...I wouldn't advise trying it......or actually go ahead and let me know what happens lol

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