The "Millionaire Spam" Routine

Blues · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:37 pm Post subject: The "Millionaire Spam" Routine

I just field-tested this and it's pretty golden. However, it requires you to have some type of phone that can access e-mail -- I have an iPhone, which is a nice added DHV since girls are still fascinated by them for some reason.

At some point in your interaction (I usually do this in A2 for those who study MM) pull out your phone (it can be while she's talking if you want a subtle neg) and stare at it intently as if you're reading something. Then look up, grin at her and say, "Oh my god, this is EXCELLENT! I just got this e-mail, and I've won five million dollars! Very Happy

"

Delivered right she'll understand and laugh, then you continue, as if you don't know it's a scam. "This is the best thing that's ever happened to me! It says here that all I have to do is send my social security number and bank account number to this Nigerian address and they'll give me five million dollars! Very Happy

"

I've actually sent myself an e-mail from an alternate address that I saved in a folder so I can call upon it at all times.

I find this is a nice routine to display humor and there's a lot of different threads you can go into afterwards -- start sharing high value pictures on your phone, talk about crazy spam e-mails you've gotten, etc.

It's also an easy way to transition into getting an e-mail close -- tell her to put in her e-mail address afterward so you have someone to forward all of your chain letters to, or whatever.

MackB · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:28 pm Post subject:

HAHHAHA, that one is hilarious.

snapyourfingers · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject:

This one's great, particularlly when the conversations dying since you can use it any time you want. Nice one!

StreCH · Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:19 am Post subject:

lmao thats the shit

Blues · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:13 am Post subject:

Thanks for the feedback. Wink

Ran this again today, always gets laughs.

Infamous110 · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:02 am Post subject:

"umm... Why are you checking your emails when I'm talking to you?!"

Blues · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:40 am Post subject:

Infamous110 · Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:42 am Post subject:

Good boy

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