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butterfield
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 Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:25 am Post subject: Chased home |
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So here is what i learnt from today....
- Don't go near drug dealers girlfriends
- Don't then provoke them
- Don't hang around while they call their mates
- Don't go to Oceana, Kingston
Right, well we were in Oceana in Kingston as it looked the only good place to go and we spotted a few hot sets. Anyway we got chatting to, lets call them seriouslyHB and HBreallyintome, and after about 30 mins in set we left to go get a drink.
As we stood waiting for our drinks we got a few nasty looks from 2 idiots who we had spotted before. On my wing 'skinny bastards' shirt it says cocaine, so they came over and started claiming that they dealed coke and asked us if we wanted any, we said no. So after a while we realised these two were with the 2 set we had just been with.
As my wing 'skinny bastard' looks just like Cesc Fabregas he was already getting a few strange looks. After about 5 mins of trying to defuse the situation one of these guys punched Cesc in the face. The guys who guard the door didn't know who did it so we all got thrown out.
After 20 mins of arguing with the bouncers we got let back in, as one of the guys mates said we didn't do anything. We actually had to be ascorted to the toilets in case their friends were waiting in there, it was probably the fastest piss ive ever taken. These guys were still outside making throat cutting jestures so we both gave them huge smiles as we went back to their girlfriends, they were so angry one of them was jumping up and down on the spot like a baby.
As more and more of them were appearing, looking for two pick up artists, we were getting worried so we called a lift. As there was roadworks going on outside the club we had to run to the car but as we ran they spotted us and started chasing. We got to the car with about 2 seconds to spare and we sped off.
Luckily the car we went off in was being sold the next day incase they tried to track us down...which i imagine is pretty unlikely as i couldve sworn they slowed down as they got closer to the car.
So there you go, another night out, and another great story to laugh about in years to come.
Feedback would be good if you feel there is anything you would like to say, or maybe praise or criticise. Cheers.
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Waffle
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| Great story and can probably be used as a DHV if you work it well, but what about what happened in the set? How did the set go? |
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butterfield
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| I was just winging, i had no interest in this girl. For his false disqualifier my wing told the set he was gay, but later on he went into a DHV story about his ex girlfriend. |
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Roads
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:25 pm Post subject: Re: Chased home |
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| butterfield wrote: | So here is what i learnt from today....
- Don't go near drug dealers girlfriends
- Don't then provoke them
- Don't hang around while they call their mates
- Don't go to Oceana, Kingston
Right, well we were in Oceana in Kingston as it looked the only good place to go and we spotted a few hot sets. Anyway we got chatting to, lets call them seriouslyHB and HBreallyintome, and after about 30 mins in set we left to go get a drink.
As we stood waiting for our drinks we got a few nasty looks from 2 idiots who we had spotted before. On my wing 'skinny bastards' shirt it says cocaine, so they came over and started claiming that they dealed coke and asked us if we wanted any, we said no. So after a while we realised these two were with the 2 set we had just been with.
As my wing 'skinny bastard' looks just like Cesc Fabregas he was already getting a few strange looks. After about 5 mins of trying to defuse the situation one of these guys punched Cesc in the face. The guys who guard the door didn't know who did it so we all got thrown out.
After 20 mins of arguing with the bouncers we got let back in, as one of the guys mates said we didn't do anything. We actually had to be ascorted to the toilets in case their friends were waiting in there, it was probably the fastest piss ive ever taken. These guys were still outside making throat cutting jestures so we both gave them huge smiles as we went back to their girlfriends, they were so angry one of them was jumping up and down on the spot like a baby.
As more and more of them were appearing, looking for two pick up artists, we were getting worried so we called a lift. As there was roadworks going on outside the club we had to run to the car but as we ran they spotted us and started chasing. We got to the car with about 2 seconds to spare and we sped off.
Luckily the car we went off in was being sold the next day incase they tried to track us down...which i imagine is pretty unlikely as i couldve sworn they slowed down as they got closer to the car.
So there you go, another night out, and another great story to laugh about in years to come.
Feedback would be good if you feel there is anything you would like to say, or maybe praise or criticise. Cheers. |
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| haha well its all good practice lol |
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8ball.uk
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And that's why you don't go out in Kingston mate  I recommend Ministry of Sound on house nights for HBs, Egg's often worth a shot too, and Fabric if you like meeting girls who are well and truly on planet ecstacy. |
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