NEW WAITRESS OPENER I THOUGHT OF :)

~RyGuy

Alright..

so you sit down and you have a HB waitress that is taking care of you this evening.. so she takes your drink orders and she leaves to get them..

when she does.. you take out money and you put it on the table.. when she comes back you tell her.. "this is what i think your potential tip should be.. if you mess up or don't smile enough (because a smile looks good on you) then i am going to take one dollar away from your "tip" each time you mess up.."

this gives you an opportunity to neg her while she is maintaining interest on your table because she knows she wont get a good tip if she messes up Smile

let me know how it works for you guys. it works all the time with me in getting number closes. Smile

good luck! Smile

Raptor-K2 · Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:34 pm Post subject:

Sounds good mate. I like the way it will focus her attention on you. I can see this working well with a continued C&F approch.

agent orange · Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:55 pm Post subject:

Isn't this from that 70's show? haha.

I don't know about using this as an opener... Seems too harsh to start with. I think it could be a good cocky funny routine once you already opened her, though.

~RyGuy · Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:27 am Post subject:

i dont think it is from that 70's show.. i never watched it so i couldn't tell you.

Green Eyes · Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:09 pm Post subject:

yeah i agree with orange, if you opened with this she would get real fucked off!! waitressing is hard man! ive tried this type of thing (not that actual line) and got bad results! better when further in.

ANDeeZY · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:33 pm Post subject:

Field tested. Not as an opener but as playful negs.

So after the club on saturday night, I wasn't through with "gaming."
Me and my wingman walked into a 24 hour breakfast/lunch/dinner restaurant which had about 4 sets of drunk tipsy/drunk guys and only 1 set had one female in them. Our waitress, a cute 5'8'' short haired blonde (i'd give her about a Cool

, a cross between an elisha cuthbert and gwen stefani, is serving 2 of the 4 tables plus me and my wing. Both her tables she was serving was constantly bombarding her with compliments and small talk (the usual whats you're name, do you have a boyfriend, etc). As she comes up to our table to greet and get drink orders, we have about 10 seconds of no reaction or response, appearing to be too preoccupied with the menu.

Waitress: Hi my name is emilia, can I start you off with an appetizer sampler and some drinks?

(10 second silence)

Wing: I'll have a water
Me: Make that two.

Waitress comes back with water after a minute.

Wing: Are you wearing male pants?
Waitress: No why
Wing: because your zipper is unzipped.
Waitress: *Looks down smiles and looks back up.* Good one!
Me: You are sooo gullible. You haven't been a waitress too long have you?
Waitress: about 6 months.
Me: I knew it. All those guys over there flirt and compliment you because you look good. And I know that you flirt back so that you can milk the tip from them. I used to be a waiter so you really can't lie or pull any tricks on me cuz I used to do the same exact thing.
Waitress: *licks lips*
Me: I'll tell you what. *I pull out 6 dollars*. Here is your potential tip, and if I catch you not smiling, forgetting something, or not keeping our waters at least half way filled; you will lose a dollar every time!
Waitress: *Fat smile and takes our orders*.

The waitress comes to our table twice to fill up our waters before the meal comes. When she does deliver the meals she stays for a bit and make fluff talk small talk. I stack different routines: jokes, DHV, cocky funny etc.) At this point I get at least 5 IOI's and the other tables of arrogant drunk take notice. One of the tables directly asks for her number on the way out and gets rejected.

While we're paying our tab. On the merchant copy receipt I do what I call the hangman number close. (Never field tested before, just thought of at the moment)

Me: Hey!, this is how you know you did at least a decent job on serving our table.
Waitress: Whats this do I have to guess the word?
Me: Pretty much.
Waitress: You are full of guesses. *fails the attempt*
Me: *re-do the hangman but this time I make it more obvious:

(_ _ _) _ _ _ - _ _ _ _

Waitress: You are so cute!! *picks at my dimples) for the 3rd time. and writes down her number*

The waitress earned 4 dollars out of the 6. And we left the diner being stared at by the other tables. =)

Hodranni · Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:59 pm Post subject:

I really like the hangman method you're using

clutch83 · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:12 am Post subject:

haha that hangman method is really good, but i dont think it works in places like australia where you dont tip the waitresses or bartenders, haha but def gonna keep that in mind when i get back to the states

kick ass man

Clutch

iso333 · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:15 am Post subject: na

yeah i won't be trying this...

it was in that 70s show... as well as Third Rock From the Sun....

there's being cocky, and then there's being a prick... i would feel too much like the later to be able to do this....

it might work with strippers though haha

MattJacks · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:23 am Post subject:

Streamer · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:07 am Post subject:

This seemingly has potential.

TheGreenLantern · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:19 am Post subject:

very nice hangman method.
im def going to try that.

as for picking up waitresses.
check out sections on hired guns.
see what you come up with.
i never really run game on waitresses tho Sad

maybe ill start though Smile

-GL

~RyGuy · Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 4:04 pm Post subject:

ANDeeZY thats awesome that you used my waitress tip neg/opener routine. it is really fun to do if you have an interesting waitress or one that is not a bitch. lol

keep up with the reports guys Smile

dremac · Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:41 am Post subject:

not only a good routine,but a wing routine!
havent got a wingman yet,but once i have ill post any routines we come up with to repay all o y'all for the stuff im stealing now!

mbkb24 · Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:59 am Post subject:

hangman, routine is super nice, i used to use it but without the brackets, lol

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