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cranberry sauce
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 Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:40 am Post subject: my pom pilot is too big... |
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my dick is too big. Everytime I get close with a lady and she unravels my pants, it always ends with a loud shriek and then a: "how do you expect me to ride that shit?" And I'm always the loser saying: "Come on babe, just give it a shot. Believe in yourself, and believe in God."
Alright, the point of this thread:
-EVERYONE go count your dick and post it on this thread. Whoevers dick is the longest wins. And that will step up your rep. Think about it, you could DHV the shit out of yourself. "Hey babe, yea I won biggest dick on PUA so..Oh what's that, you wana go down on me." Sweet. Everyone post their measurements. |
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Rye Lee
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 4:43 am Post subject: |
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You're kidding right? I can see the sincerity of your post, with you leading by example and posting first too.
Due to the fact that this is ridiculously off topic, I'm gonna find a better place for it. |
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Roads
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| Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 1:15 am Post subject: Re: my pom pilot is too big... |
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| cranberry sauce wrote: | my dick is too big. Everytime I get close with a lady and she unravels my pants, it always ends with a loud shriek and then a: "how do you expect me to ride that shit?" And I'm always the loser saying: "Come on babe, just give it a shot. Believe in yourself, and believe in God."
Alright, the point of this thread:
-EVERYONE go count your dick and post it on this thread. Whoevers dick is the longest wins. And that will step up your rep. Think about it, you could DHV the shit out of yourself. "Hey babe, yea I won biggest dick on PUA so..Oh what's that, you wana go down on me." Sweet. Everyone post their measurements. |
LOL priceless. But are we going to need visual proof to back up our claims? And to be fair, shouldn't we have female judges? |
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cranberry sauce
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let's just let the camera and the ruler (for me yardstick) be the judges.
NO PHOTOSHOP!! |
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cranberry sauce
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:06 am Post subject: |
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| hey come on guys, seriously...NO PHOTOSHOP ON THIS ONE!!!!!! |
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cranberry sauce
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| ZOOMG GUYS....Whatd i say?!! NO PHOTOSHOP ON THIS ONE!!!!!! |
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kasabi
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Actually . . . what works is to transmutate her fear energy into nervous/sexual energy. . . and lots of lubrication . . . and you need to go slow. I just don't understand how women pop babies out of there but some still can't make a physical fit both widthwise and lengthwise. Sometimes it simply doesn't work.
After some failed attempt episodes, I once thought all this was just a joke and went caveman and caused injury involving stitches and pain meds. After that, I always take it very seriously if I hear, "I don't think this is going to work . . ." |
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