Shit tests at WORK!!!

Student X · Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 11:16 am Post subject: Shit tests at WORK!!!

Hi Forum,

I've recently got a new job, and there is this hb8 there, really good body, and at this point I must state, that i dont feel attraction for her or care about her one bit.

So anyway, me, HB8 and a random girl are in the staff room, Im making a hot chocolate.

HB8: er, why are you drinking hot chocolate, thats for babys..

me: I dont want any caffiene

HB8: chocolate has caffiene in..

me: right...
1 min later

hb8: your not very nice are you

me: and you would know this because??

1 min later

hb8: your a cunt, not in a nasty way, but you just are.

Me,: Oh, i passed your cunt test then?

HB8: yeah and youve got the final exam looming.

me (in head) wtffffffffff is this bitch doing.

me :........

Hb8: I think i've offended you havent I?

(at this piont my hot chocolate fucks up in the microwave and goes everywhere, then i clean it up)

hb8: nice one on the hot chocolate,

me:.......(ignoring her)

then 2 more people walk in and i walk out to go work feeling pissed off

Now here the thing, what the fuck, is she trying to shit test me extremely bad, or is she literally trying to establish dominion over me? she seems to be a girl that walks all over people, great ass, you name it, shes the same age as me as well by the way.

Next time she is in the staff room, and others are present, wait till she starts going on at me and ill pull this one out.

"When your done flirting with me, id like to drink this coffee (pause) so, (pause) chop chop, (take a sip and simoultaneously look in her eye).

ooooo lol.

Help/opinions please forum. thanks

Student X...

c_n12 · Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 5:09 pm Post subject:

You hit it perfectly!

"is she trying to shit test me extremely bad, or is she literally trying to establish dominion over me? she seems to be a girl that walks all over people, great ass, you name it, shes the same age as me as well by the way."

She is attractive, she knows it, and she knows that she can get whatever she wants socially and sexually. I think the perfect way to handle this situation would be to give confident body language and sharp, witty responses; think James Bond.

As already realize, you need to let her realize she has no effect on you - her looks mean nothing and you are not going to play her games. How do you think she will view you then?

- Chris Cool

Ezoghoul · Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 6:51 pm Post subject:

First of all, I do not think chocolate has any caffeine... No it does not, I just checked.

You let her get to you, first thing she says to you is stupid. Unless that is the way people at work talk to each other.
Just answer with something like you do not really care, it does not have to be a good answer just do not show that you care.
"Thats for babies.", "so, kids like candy and thats quite good too"

"You are not nice", "just give me somebody to be nice to and Ill show you"

Just think of her as your equal. A friend that you are just bullshitting with. She might even like some of your insults. Some girls enjoy the challenge...

Phoenix

Chill84 · Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 4:21 am Post subject:

you failed. If you get the chance to man up on her again, make sure you have a comeback for when she snaps at you and says something about how you've grown a pair since she has already written you off as a chump.

WTF are you doing letting a woman faze you like that anyways.

Roads · Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 3:49 pm Post subject:

You're dealing with the alpha bitch of the pride, better bust out the heavy artillery on her.

If you're really annoyed and not attracted, I suppose you could just supplicate yourself and get yourself off her list of potential suitors.

But from what you've posted, I think she digs you already based on your "don't give a fuck" attitude.

Ivanilgrande · Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 2:15 pm Post subject: Re: Shit tests at WORK!!!

Ezoghoul · Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:19 pm Post subject:

Sorry Student X, I do not like the last comebacks. They are way too sexual. I would not go into such a topic if I could avoid it. Not at work anyway, if somebody overhears you she can get back at you by saying that you are a pervert or something like it...

Phoenix

com.solo · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:05 am Post subject:

Ivanilgrande's comebacks are good.

In this circumstance, I often start overanalyzing, or 'outsmarting' them. It's like outalpha'ing. Take their points further than they expect.

HB: Why are you drinking chocolate, that's for babies. Rolling Eyes

You (smilign slightly, overexaggerated, ambiguously sarcastic): REAALLY?! Cool

Aside from the up-the-game response to shit tests, a good way to respond to openly antagonistic shit tests is to be AMBIGUOUSLY SARCASTIC.

HB: You're not very nice.
You: You're so incredibly nice yourself... (AMBIGIUOUSLY sarcastic... use an ambiguous tone of voice).

Or...

HB: You're not very nice.
You: Hot girls like assholes.
HB: That's not true, blablaaa.
You then give her a sidelong look with a slight smirk, while nodding slightly, the unsaid sentiment you're conveying being that likes you and she just expressed it.

Medic · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 8:49 am Post subject:

I say that you should karate chop her in the neck... but that's just me.

HB8: Hot chocolate is for ba*WHACK*
X: Hot chocolate is for ninjas.

That'd be funny as hell!

c_n12 · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:18 am Post subject:

Medic · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 12:03 pm Post subject:

Roads · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 5:54 pm Post subject:

brappbrapp · Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 6:31 pm Post subject: .

slap her silly!

LAMaverick · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:08 am Post subject:

HB8: er, why are you drinking hot chocolate, thats for babys..

You: O sorry (offer her the hot chocolate)...here ya go.

c_n12 · Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 12:25 pm Post subject:

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