"I got hit on by a gay guy" routine/DHV

SirSlick

I've made up my own routine (never happened to me!) and field tested it. It works great and you can have some kino too. Here you go:

PUA: You'll never guess what happened to me last week!
HB: What?!
PUA: I just got out of the gym [DHV] so I was really thirsty. I went to this Jamba Juice [or Starbucks, whatever place you like] place where my friend works, she [DHV] can get me a free drink so I always go there after my workout. I ordered my usual drink, and I sat down at a table to wait for my order. Then all of a sudden a guy comes sitting next to me and he starts to talk to me. "Hey that's a nice shirt, where did you get it?" I couldn't remember so I just said "Euhm, Nordstrom." Then he started touching my arm and feeling my shirt. "[say this with a gay voice]Oh it's so soft, I really like it. [touch/stroke the arm HB to show what he did to you]"

PUA: I was like, OMG! Luckily my friend called my name and I picked up my order, she saw what happened and gave me a blink. Haha [laugh]. I got out of there ASAP. As I was walking to my car [DHV] I was thinking, "did I just got hit on by a gay guy?! What the hell just happened?!"
HB: "WOW, that's so funny. [sometimes the HB tells that she got hit on by a lesbian]
PUA: Do I look gay to you?
HB: No.....
PUA: [cut her off if she talks alot] It's nice to know you're attractive, but only to the opposite sex [SMILE]

And continue from there, stack to your next routine. It will always release an "OMG" reaction and a smile Smile

Maybe you can add some other DHV spikes, let me know what you guys think of it. Of course, test it yourself!

feneix2012 · Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:49 pm Post subject:

ive used a similar routine a couple times and it works pretty good. i always say its a guy in the same club or bar that hit on me. the other week i was out at a club and i saw a HB 7.5 at the bar so i went up ordered my drink and turned around facing the dance floor. i looked over at her and was like "this place is pretty cool but there are just way too many dudes looking to hook up. can you believe that some guy just hit on me?" she didnt view me as trying to pick her up because i had just critized all the other dudes for doing that. we ended up going to the vip where i k closed. the problem with this is girls tend to like gay guys so you cant come off all homophobic, thats why i say it was a guy in the same bar so it doesnt look like it ran you away from whereever you were. anyways keep sarging
feneix2012

xxIcexx · Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:14 am Post subject:

thats a good one

i could see myself using that, but like you said, i'd insert my own places and stuff, like i'd say ice cream shop since i used to work there, so i get free stuff

and so on

Holden · Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:50 am Post subject:

Here, I posted a better one that actually happend to me.

outbreak · Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:47 am Post subject:

Rofl, i used this today except it wasnt a routine.

See im in HS and im also on the debate team. And at the tournements there are always tons of gay guys (for the acting part) and iv been hit on like 3 times.

She found it halarious (or she liked me either way)

Sooo pretty much use this its field tested

Climax · Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:28 pm Post subject:

Used this a few weeks back on a trip to a different city for a night out!
1 russian Target Loved It!
1 Asian Target Loved It!

K-Closed on both targets

Was offered to go bk in 2 weeks time to meet up with the russian target after all her house mates had left, Asian target firstly gave LMR, managed to pass thro that. Managed to convince her that it was a good idea to come bk cos all we were going to do was have a shower!!! Lol. But then felt bad that i was gonna make her walk back to my hotel that was like 20 mins away and all my mates were there aswell (Bout 4 in the room) and it would have been intimadating! So said never mind, and asked her to walk me bk to the club, just blew her out then and went looking for my mates!
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Just like to add, that i found 1 of my mates and on the way bk ended up going into 1 last bar, straight to get a drink and started Sarging the barmaid! She was HOT - my mate was acting like a total AFC looking in astonishment at how i was controling her in the palm of my hand! Didnt really persue it to the fullest tho - was too drunk and too tired!

Oh well, there's always nxt time!

Climax

joven25 · Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:28 pm Post subject:

I regularly use this one. Everybody loves it. Its a very powerful routine. But it has to be delivered properly and you must be working out. To prove that your not just making it.

Dempsey · Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:13 pm Post subject:

Lol i use this DHv routine ALOT.
nice to see i;m not alone Laughing

here2learn · Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 6:43 am Post subject:

lennon

I use some variation of that one a lot, and it does work like a charm but I never thought to put kino in there! I'll have to try that ! Thanks!

Duggz0r · Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:19 pm Post subject:

Hehe, I once got hit on at the toilet of a club. I was standing there, peeing, when this guy taps me on my shoulder, leaning over and says "Nice beam you got there", and asked me where I was from etc. Laughing

sebastian weetabix · Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:04 am Post subject:

i did a smilar one last night by phone, she had asked what ive been upto and if anything had happened and rather then give an AFC answer of 'you know the usual' i sent back,

i got hit on by a gay guy in town, im a good dresser apparently ha!

HB - LOL u r a good dresser he probably fancied you! x

me - it was pretty embarrasing as he was talking to me in front of a load of people while i qued to get a coffee andni just had to stand there saying thanks while he brokedown my 'outfit' and why it was well put togeather, cringe worthy or what!

hb - ha ha that is hilarious...u do hav a nice style tho! ; ) next time we go out im gonna put my lip gloss on you! x

me - only if your lucky x

worked like a charm!!!!

rockin_out · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 12:49 am Post subject:

I like to put my own spin on it. Since I'm in a band, I DHV the SHIT out of myself by saying how I walked off stage and some dude grabbed my ass and I grab her shoulder to show her how he grabbed my ass. It's golden.

Es Trois · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:12 am Post subject:

I used this routine alot as well, it's golden for getting positive reactions.

However, many times after telling an hb the story, they'll respond with,

"OOoo you should take that as a compliment, it means you're hot!"
or
"Oooo if a gay guy likes you, it means you're cute/hot!".

How should I respond after this?

God · Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:31 pm Post subject:

I used this in normal conversation before and I think it did well.

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